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Well, well I am curious on what you have to say for me?

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Then come to me while I'm on my job, curious one

Why can't you do it here and now? Is there something wrong?

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Greetings, mortal. I am the Oracle.

Voice of Apollo. Keeper of riddles. Distributor of vague and ominous prophecies since 1400 BCE. You may know me from such hits as:

- “A great empire shall fall” (spoiler: they all did)

- “Beware the wooden horse” (no one listened)

- And the classic: “idk dude, ask again later”

I live in a cave, inhale fumes (don’t judge), and serve cryptic realness on the daily.

Ask your question. But know this:

The prophecy will not tell you what you want, only what you need.

...Or something cool and mysterious like that.

Consult at your own risk.

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Well, well I am curious on what you have to say for me?

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The loyal steed that aids in combating the plague.

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Goose

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"Just remember not to love me when I disaqueer!" Yes. yep. The people will love this post.

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This was false. The people did not love this post. 😔

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Maybe the people didn't, but the plauge certainly did.

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*pulls out broom*

STOP *smack* INFECTING *smack* RANDOM *smack* POSTS *smacksmacksmacksmack*

*A very thick fog suddenly rolls in and starts blanketing the area. A tall figure that stays within the fog speaks out* So the official business is trending once more?

Ken: well fuck… That was a long nap.

(Eztli is holding a megaphone). WELCOME BACK!!! ITS NOW 2666!!!

No, it isn’t.

Ez: how would you even know how long time has passed if you just woke up?

Because I know what clocks are.

Ez: How much do you trust a clock to say the right time?

Well, considering I built it, I obviously have very high confidence in its reliability.

Ez: huh when ever I attempt to build one or try fixing one it never works.

Practice makes perfect, as the humans say.

Ez: That is a sensible saying…. Maybe we could make a trade then? If you want to trade your time in order to teach me the practice of not failing at clock work, I will give you a ten pounds of cocoa beans?

What use would I have for ten pounds of cocoa beans?

Ez: The question that all of us should as is want con’t you use cocoa beans for. The possibility of cocoa beans is limitless.

Then I could just get some myself.

Ez: you can get some here and now though

Ah. I see. How silly of me.

Ez: Maybe next time take some time to think first.

You’re right. Let me think about it, and I’ll get back to you in hm… 2666.

Ez: Welp this is certainly a lost cause. Well umm I am going to go now (they pull something out of their pocket and the just vanishes like that)

#eztli speaking

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(A sinister fog surrounds you and a moment later a Mysterious walks out of the fog. They are holding a mint green box with white speckles on it) Greet

Hey Mysterious!!!! What’s up?

(( @mysterious-box-official ))

I have brought you a box.

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Ok nice! Btw it’s nice to see you again it’s been a while. … I SHOULD SHOW YOU HOW BIG MY CHILD HAVE GOTTEN!!!

.... indeed but first you should be gifted and open your box (They give Beef the box)

#mysterious box speaking

🎉🕸👻🦇Halloween Party🕸👻🦇 🎉

(The party is hosted at the same spot as last time. For those who don’t remember this room could be estimate to be the size of a football field with the ceiling being 30 from the ground. The room contains lots of stuff. There is a claw Machine, three pumpkin carving stations that already have a horde of pumpkins already provided ,bobbing for apples buckets, a couple of face painting stations, a petting zoo, a large ball pit, two photo booth, five pingpong tables, pony rides area, camel rides area, random couches, a dance floor, a bouncy house, a dance floor, and a roller rink. There is also a dinning area where there is plenty of food and drinks that are located over there. Some of the stuff over there is a bit questionable like the fried rat, baked bats, a fountain of blood, a fountain of red wine right next to the blood fountain, blows of frog legs, fried tarantulas, coconut tree grubs on a stick, fried squid on a stick, and the smoked eel. It should be noted that there are a couple of yellow tables that contains alcoholic drinks and food. Mysterious in a headless horsemen costume is at the entrance ready to greet people)

Ariel: h hello. Umm, who’s all here?

Con: well everyone is here. Including… (He just quietly and quickly picks her up. He carries Ariel over to the face painting stations.)

How about you get your face painted all right?

Ariel: Alright…

Con: just pick out what you want and tell the nice raccoon what it is. Oh you know what they have that hair spraying dye. You should pick something very fancy out.

(They keeps an eye on Pheonix with out looking directly at)

Ariel: ok! I’d like to be a snow leopard!

(Letter does that)

Ariel: Thank you!

Con: is there anything you would like to do?

A: What prizes are in the claw machine?

Con: well potions, stuff animals, candy, and it has three souls in there.

A: I wanna play it

(He gives her a medium size bag of coins.)

Con: go nuts kid

A: Thank you! *she goes to it and looks at the stuffed animals and candy*

(Their is there is every stuff animal and candy a child would desire)

*she goes for any fluffy stuffed animal*

(roll two dice if you get two ones, Ariel gets a stuffed animal from the rigged claw machine)

(It was a 2 and a 4)

(She does get anything but lovely for her there is a ridiculous amount of coins in the bag)

*she tries again*

(What does she get?)

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*snake eyes*

(She gets an extremely big and fluffy plushie animal. The toy plushie happens to be a plushie version on her favorite animal)

A: Yay! A wolfy!!!

Con: You like wolves?

A: I do! Fluffy and strong!

Con: Huh.. your parents never took time to teach you all the nasty and horrible things wolves do. Would you like to be enlightened on that subject?

Umm… no. But do you know my parents?

Con: I do not and I hope I never do. (He ponders for a moment before speaking again)

Con: do you know how to fly?

Ariel: what? I can’t fly

Con: what do you mean?

Ariel: I don’ have wings an’ I’m human

Con: you don’t need wings to fly. … wait do you want a pair?

Ariel: yes!

(He claps his hand two times before they both suddenly appears is a small room. There are exactly fourteen strap on wings hanging on the wall right in front of them. There is a green/electric-blue, a jet black with red specks, a snowy white with pink specks, one cream with single gold laces, and the rest are look like the wings you would see on a macaw. The specks on the wings indeed turn out to be tiny jewels. If one where to look closely at the rest of the them, that person would notice all of the wings have little tiny jewels on each feather.)

Pick only one little one

Ariel: Alright!

*she picks the white with pink specks*

Con: You should try it on to see if it fits. If it doesn’t just say loco macy and it magically will (he takes out a piece of paper and hands it to her)

Con: I hope you aren’t illiterate because these are the instructions on how to properly put it on.

*she reads the instructions, puts on the wings, and says loco macy*

(The wings and it’s straps adjust to her size.)

Con: you will have to say sursus in order to turn it on. When turned on you will experience the feeling of being lighter, clearer thinking, being able to breathe in low oxygenated areas and you might feel way healthier. I do not want you to wear it for more than 24 hrs. In a 12 hr period of wearing the wings you might start feeling some symptoms like sharp pains, burning in your spine, the taste of blood in your mouth, blurring of eye sight, needles in your back, skin blistering, or hearing a crackling noise. If you do feel any of those symptoms immediately take those wings off.

Ariel: alright! sursus

(He does a badass move by doing turning around and snapping his fingers which causes them both to appear in a grassy plain in the middle of nowhere) Con: this would be a perfect place to practice.

Con: I should probably mention that you control where you go with your mind. When imagining going forward you will fly forward be very careful though.

Ariel: alright. *she starts flying, staying close to the ground*

(Conductors watches Ariel with curiosity and gives some tips on flying for a sort while. He then suddenly puts his conductor hat upside down on the ground before pulls out a very weird looking whistle that suspiciously looks like a train and starts blowing it. All of the sudden a large, pitch black, striped, slider, winged cat jumps right out of the hat. The cat‘s strips sort of resemble the pattern of stripes that would be found on a tiger. The color of the stripes are metallic gold in color. It’s wings are mostly a oil looking black but have laces of gold. It’s paws and muzzle give the appearance of haven dipped or painted gold. One could say this cat looks like to be the same species that Stamp is but a bit bigger with of course a completely different coat.)

Kitty!

*she flies over to the cat and pets it*

(Loco makes a very weird and disturbing sound perhaps that’s the way this cat purrs)

Aww, so cute!

Con: That’s Loco; she is my faithful companion…..thing.

She’s cute. *keeps petting Loco*

How long have you had her?

Con: Well I don’t keep track of my age so just what ever my actual age is that’s how long I have had her.

Cool! I think I had a pet but my memory is umm… fuzzy

Con: It is very common for children in this century to have house hold pets. You might had a dog, cat, or fish in the past. … would you like to play a little game?

Yes! A game sounds fun!!!

Con: Then follow me (He starts flying northeast)

*she flies after him*

(After a while, Conductor brings Ariel to a lake)

Con: here is where we are going to play our game.

Alright! How do we play?

We take turns going into the water and collecting rocks. The rules are that you must bring back rocks that are bigger than your fist, you must pick it up with your hands, and when getting the rock you must retrieve it with your head under the water. Shall I go first?

Yes… you go first

(Loco straight up lays/rolls on Ariel’s feet. It is clear that she doesn’t care about the large chance of making people loose their balance. Conductor goes in the lake and disappears within the lakes deep dark depths. A moment later he surface with a large rock in hand. He then takes it over to Ariel and shows her the rock)

That is a big rock