JackandhisimpressiveJohn

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[jackandhisimpressivejohn]

Despite being 114 years old, with those lips, bet she could still give a cracking blowjob.

[jackandhisimpressivejohn]

Just don't turn them into another fucking Jalfrezi. 

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Apparently, these are the kids from Sandy Hook Elementary, singing before the Superbowl. 

I could've sworn there were more than that...

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The only problem is, if you read what he wrote just before doing what he did, it makes it a lot more difficult to hate him. 

Not that we ever did. He's already ranked Grand Knight. 

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The slut was asking for it.

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He sure showed him.

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"The male answer to feminism"

I fucking love Arthur.

[jackandhisimpressivejohn]

Our tumblr has a lot of this. 

New conspiracy potato?

[jackandhisimpressivejohn]

Deformities are just an anagram for suffering-induced-laughter.

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May the underaged-sex-pedophilia-rape-jimmy-savile-gary-glitter-chapman jokes never get old. 

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And he didn't even need hotspot shield.

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Our adopted son. 

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You can see they hate her because of captions. 

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Best news I've had all week.

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Someone's not getting saved.