Alexander: Daddy, could you pass the salt?
Laurens and George: *reach for salt at the same time*
George: I’m getting my gun
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Alexander: Daddy, could you pass the salt?
Laurens and George: *reach for salt at the same time*
George: I’m getting my gun
DRAW BOB ROSS AS A FUCKING CAT PLEASE
this was a mistake anon
I feel like cat Bob Ross needs to be the new furry meme.
THIS IS AMAZING
Oml I love it xD
reblog this good boy to bring power into your life
Man Documents His Life As The Third Wheel For 3 Years In Awkward Selfies
@juuria u mean ted mosby??
Me in a few photos xD
new femslash otp: the laughing cow cheese mascot x the lactaid cow mascot
udderly ridiculous………………………
oh my god how cute tho
COW GIRLFRIENS!!!!!!
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It sounds crazy, but I haven’t drawn any queens since October…so to get back into things I decided to illustrate one of my favorite Bob The Drag Queen quotes! 👑✨
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Locality: Bunker Hill Mine, Kellogg, Idaho, USA, North America
These are the best wedding photos I’ve ever seen. (via kayatheshepherd)
The Google self-driving car should have an “I’m Feeling Lucky” button that drives you to a random location…
First, you are tortured with flames and molten wax while those around you chant a ritualistic song. Then, you are dismembered and consumed piece by piece by your tormentors while they smile and laugh. Being a birthday cake must be terrifying.
RT @ShanieTX: Cat Paws! :3 🐾 https://t.co/NEZL3zSgIx (Source)
Good bye, sweet F☆ck!!!!!
Silly rabbit, Trix are generally incompatible with your recommended diet of hay and/or grass with leafy green vegetables, herbs, and safe weeds
I never liked the fact that X-Men would only show the mutants who had useful powers. They never talk about the struggle of the guy who’s right arm is a fully functional horse penis from the elbow down or the woman with the head, neck, and intelligence of a goose.
Pollen is plant sperm. This makes hay fever an STD. Also, no one breathes in pollen willingly, so we are all being raped by trees.
Give a child a sword-shaped stick, and he’ll become a man. Give a man a sword-shaped stick, and he’ll become a child.