master of some

@/nerdjolover69 on twt mostly secret shanghai, cosmere, jjk and heated rivalry spoiler warning for all

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Fellow moot did you change your username recently?

lmao yeah i did i used to be anticipationspren

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leave ur windows open tonight

are you gonna help me schedule a gyno appointment? or are you the gyno?

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my dumbass friend just told me to “ask tumblr” when i asked her how to schedule a gynecologist appointment

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plop (the sound of a shit falling in the toilet)

sssssss (the sound of piss flowing into toilet water)

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fuck (the sound i make when i realize there’s no toilet paper)

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i have a ‘being genuinely wanted’ kink

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the hell is this.

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wise words of @jackofftoalltrades

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rip peloton ad 2026-2026 you will always be famous

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they don’t make twink deaths like this anymore

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at a centaurs team dinner

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Some art about coffee and certainly nothing else

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Shane and Ilya go out for coffee a little while after they're outed and it's not until they're home and have parked the car in the driveway and are walking up to the door that Shane suddenly realizes:

"I think that was our first date."

Ilya frowns at him. "What?"

"I mean, kind of?" Shane says. "At least our first date in public."

Ilya stops to consider and realizes that holy shit, Shane might be right. Still, "It was just coffee. If I am taking you on a date, it will be somewhere much nicer. Someplace with candles."

Shane shrugs. "I've heard coffee is a pretty classic first date activity, actually."

They've reached the door and as Shane goes to unlock it, Ilya leans against the door frame with a teasing grin.

"It was a good date then?" he asks. "Maybe nice enough that you want to invite me in?"

Shane feels a giddy rush and has to fight to suppress his smile. "I don't know. I'm pretty sure that's more of a third date activity."

"You are Mr. Dating Expert now?"

"Just don't want you to think I'm easy."

"You are easy," Ilya says, wrapping his hand around Shane's waist and tugging him in close for a kiss.

Shane hums into the kiss happily, clutching Ilya's shoulder when he trails his lips down the column of Shane's neck. "Just for you."

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top 10 days of ilya’s life were definitely getting to see shane’s childhood bedroom and touching everything, he probably asked a hundred questions without breathing once - “nice room…” “what’s this” “what’s that” “yearbooks!?!” “so cute and boring” “YOU BLEACHED YOUR HAIR?” “awww you look so cute here” “most likely to play for the NHL wow” “who are these girls signing with hearts?! are you cheating on me?” “what’s that” “so many trophys mr superstar” “wearing a jersey for halloween is so boring” “can i have this picture” “you still have all your jerseys?” “who are those children” “PROM PICTURES” “aw all your ottawa friends” “what’re those?” “why are you wearing goalie gear” “you look so cute” “you read books that aren’t about hockey?” “where is the poster of me?” “you had to play with number 42?” “what is timbits hockey” “of course you were 10 year old captain” “what’s that” “hockey bedsheets im not surprised” “is that a puck shaped pillow” “wow hollander you are obsessed with hockey”

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nah i’d win (he didn’t)

crack heated rivalry x jjk fic!

wyatt hayes is a jjk fan and he decides to read chapter 236 leaks in the centaurs locker room

archiveofourown.org/works/85654001

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i just wrote a short fic where wyatt hayes is reading the jjk manga leaks for chapter 236 (it’s when gojo dies) in the centaurs locker room after practice and he’s just losing it while everyone is concerned for him

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ok so get this i was playing tomodachi life and then savannah wanted to confess to rohan and ofc i said yes and I KID YOU NOT she confesses to him and then fucking MICHAEL ALEXANDER THOMAS TOWNSEND gets into the house somehow and says NO I LIKE ROHAN MORE ugh michael always ruining everything and then rohan chose MICHAEL WTF and then they asked for my blessing i said No cuz now my baby's sad😿

all i’m hearing is michael and rohan are bi YAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYA

also have u made me on tomodachi life already i wanna HATE grayson and i wanna marry uhmmmm idk who you have

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WAIT I JUST REALISED I DONT EVEN HAVE GRAYSON😭😭

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LMAOAOAOOAOA WHY DID YOU NEVER SEND ME THAT PIC THATS LITERALLY ME

also make grayson JUST for me to hate his ass pls

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i JUST found it on pinterest

BUT I CANT CONTROL THE MII'S FEELINGS ABOUT PEOPLE FOR ALL IK YOURE GONNA FALL FOR GRAYSON😭😭😭😭😭

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this is like an even more fucked up version of russian roulette.

do it and if i fall for grayson i give the mii permission to commit suicide

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ok so get this i was playing tomodachi life and then savannah wanted to confess to rohan and ofc i said yes and I KID YOU NOT she confesses to him and then fucking MICHAEL ALEXANDER THOMAS TOWNSEND gets into the house somehow and says NO I LIKE ROHAN MORE ugh michael always ruining everything and then rohan chose MICHAEL WTF and then they asked for my blessing i said No cuz now my baby's sad😿

all i’m hearing is michael and rohan are bi YAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYA

also have u made me on tomodachi life already i wanna HATE grayson and i wanna marry uhmmmm idk who you have

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WAIT I JUST REALISED I DONT EVEN HAVE GRAYSON😭😭

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LMAOAOAOOAOA WHY DID YOU NEVER SEND ME THAT PIC THATS LITERALLY ME

also make grayson JUST for me to hate his ass pls

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ok so get this i was playing tomodachi life and then savannah wanted to confess to rohan and ofc i said yes and I KID YOU NOT she confesses to him and then fucking MICHAEL ALEXANDER THOMAS TOWNSEND gets into the house somehow and says NO I LIKE ROHAN MORE ugh michael always ruining everything and then rohan chose MICHAEL WTF and then they asked for my blessing i said No cuz now my baby's sad😿

all i’m hearing is michael and rohan are bi YAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYA

also have u made me on tomodachi life already i wanna HATE grayson and i wanna marry uhmmmm idk who you have