master of some

@/nerdjolover69 on twt mostly secret shanghai, cosmere, jjk and heated rivalry spoiler warning for all

[jackofftoalltrades]

i have a ‘being genuinely wanted’ kink

[rainforcsts]

the hell is this.

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wise words of @jackofftoalltrades

[jackofftoalltrades]

rip peloton ad 2026-2026 you will always be famous

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they don’t make twink deaths like this anymore

[wingsseni]

at a centaurs team dinner

[mina-logan]

Some art about coffee and certainly nothing else

[perlukafarinn]

Shane and Ilya go out for coffee a little while after they're outed and it's not until they're home and have parked the car in the driveway and are walking up to the door that Shane suddenly realizes:

"I think that was our first date."

Ilya frowns at him. "What?"

"I mean, kind of?" Shane says. "At least our first date in public."

Ilya stops to consider and realizes that holy shit, Shane might be right. Still, "It was just coffee. If I am taking you on a date, it will be somewhere much nicer. Someplace with candles."

Shane shrugs. "I've heard coffee is a pretty classic first date activity, actually."

They've reached the door and as Shane goes to unlock it, Ilya leans against the door frame with a teasing grin.

"It was a good date then?" he asks. "Maybe nice enough that you want to invite me in?"

Shane feels a giddy rush and has to fight to suppress his smile. "I don't know. I'm pretty sure that's more of a third date activity."

"You are Mr. Dating Expert now?"

"Just don't want you to think I'm easy."

"You are easy," Ilya says, wrapping his hand around Shane's waist and tugging him in close for a kiss.

Shane hums into the kiss happily, clutching Ilya's shoulder when he trails his lips down the column of Shane's neck. "Just for you."

[chubby-cry-baby]

top 10 days of ilya’s life were definitely getting to see shane’s childhood bedroom and touching everything, he probably asked a hundred questions without breathing once - “nice room…” “what’s this” “what’s that” “yearbooks!?!” “so cute and boring” “YOU BLEACHED YOUR HAIR?” “awww you look so cute here” “most likely to play for the NHL wow” “who are these girls signing with hearts?! are you cheating on me?” “what’s that” “so many trophys mr superstar” “wearing a jersey for halloween is so boring” “can i have this picture” “you still have all your jerseys?” “who are those children” “PROM PICTURES” “aw all your ottawa friends” “what’re those?” “why are you wearing goalie gear” “you look so cute” “you read books that aren’t about hockey?” “where is the poster of me?” “you had to play with number 42?” “what is timbits hockey” “of course you were 10 year old captain” “what’s that” “hockey bedsheets im not surprised” “is that a puck shaped pillow” “wow hollander you are obsessed with hockey”

[jackofftoalltrades]

nah i’d win (he didn’t)

crack heated rivalry x jjk fic!

wyatt hayes is a jjk fan and he decides to read chapter 236 leaks in the centaurs locker room

archiveofourown.org/works/85654001

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i just wrote a short fic where wyatt hayes is reading the jjk manga leaks for chapter 236 (it’s when gojo dies) in the centaurs locker room after practice and he’s just losing it while everyone is concerned for him

[jackofftoalltrades]

ok so get this i was playing tomodachi life and then savannah wanted to confess to rohan and ofc i said yes and I KID YOU NOT she confesses to him and then fucking MICHAEL ALEXANDER THOMAS TOWNSEND gets into the house somehow and says NO I LIKE ROHAN MORE ugh michael always ruining everything and then rohan chose MICHAEL WTF and then they asked for my blessing i said No cuz now my baby's sad😿

all i’m hearing is michael and rohan are bi YAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYA

also have u made me on tomodachi life already i wanna HATE grayson and i wanna marry uhmmmm idk who you have

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WAIT I JUST REALISED I DONT EVEN HAVE GRAYSON😭😭

[jackofftoalltrades]

LMAOAOAOOAOA WHY DID YOU NEVER SEND ME THAT PIC THATS LITERALLY ME

also make grayson JUST for me to hate his ass pls

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i JUST found it on pinterest

BUT I CANT CONTROL THE MII'S FEELINGS ABOUT PEOPLE FOR ALL IK YOURE GONNA FALL FOR GRAYSON😭😭😭😭😭

[jackofftoalltrades]

this is like an even more fucked up version of russian roulette.

do it and if i fall for grayson i give the mii permission to commit suicide

[jackofftoalltrades]

ok so get this i was playing tomodachi life and then savannah wanted to confess to rohan and ofc i said yes and I KID YOU NOT she confesses to him and then fucking MICHAEL ALEXANDER THOMAS TOWNSEND gets into the house somehow and says NO I LIKE ROHAN MORE ugh michael always ruining everything and then rohan chose MICHAEL WTF and then they asked for my blessing i said No cuz now my baby's sad😿

all i’m hearing is michael and rohan are bi YAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYA

also have u made me on tomodachi life already i wanna HATE grayson and i wanna marry uhmmmm idk who you have

[rainforcsts]

WAIT I JUST REALISED I DONT EVEN HAVE GRAYSON😭😭

[jackofftoalltrades]

LMAOAOAOOAOA WHY DID YOU NEVER SEND ME THAT PIC THATS LITERALLY ME

also make grayson JUST for me to hate his ass pls

[jackofftoalltrades]

ok so get this i was playing tomodachi life and then savannah wanted to confess to rohan and ofc i said yes and I KID YOU NOT she confesses to him and then fucking MICHAEL ALEXANDER THOMAS TOWNSEND gets into the house somehow and says NO I LIKE ROHAN MORE ugh michael always ruining everything and then rohan chose MICHAEL WTF and then they asked for my blessing i said No cuz now my baby's sad😿

all i’m hearing is michael and rohan are bi YAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYA

also have u made me on tomodachi life already i wanna HATE grayson and i wanna marry uhmmmm idk who you have

[rainforcsts]

everybody needs to start paying me for rohannah/rovannah/rohansav/savrohan content so that i can buy the gilded blade ok here are my prices

rohannah content (soft cute posts) - $50 (reason: they're hard to make and limited but goated)

rovannah content (yearning posts) - $30 (reason: cuz they're goated and not as hard to make but also limited as of rn)

rohansav content (telling-each-other-about-their-pasts-we-know-each-other-really-well posts) - $20 (reason: there's quite some scenes of this and it's goated)

savrohan content (freaky posts) - $10 (reason: very common and goated)

gofundme link in intro🥰🥰

[liarzhangs]

guys shes a scammer she literally scammed me out my last 30 dollars and five cents

she took my money then laughed in my face telling me how stupid i was to trust her

she also said this......to me... aka the queen...

[jackofftoalltrades]

there are sick sick people on the internet, i hope youre doing ok after that traumatic experience. if you ever fall victim to cyber attacks like these do not hesitate in telling a loved one and reporting the account 🩷

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she called me a whore

[jackofftoalltrades]

and you called me a cunt??? 😭😭

[rainforcsts]

everybody needs to start paying me for rohannah/rovannah/rohansav/savrohan content so that i can buy the gilded blade ok here are my prices

rohannah content (soft cute posts) - $50 (reason: they're hard to make and limited but goated)

rovannah content (yearning posts) - $30 (reason: cuz they're goated and not as hard to make but also limited as of rn)

rohansav content (telling-each-other-about-their-pasts-we-know-each-other-really-well posts) - $20 (reason: there's quite some scenes of this and it's goated)

savrohan content (freaky posts) - $10 (reason: very common and goated)

gofundme link in intro🥰🥰

[liarzhangs]

guys shes a scammer she literally scammed me out my last 30 dollars and five cents

she took my money then laughed in my face telling me how stupid i was to trust her

she also said this......to me... aka the queen...

[jackofftoalltrades]

there are sick sick people on the internet, i hope youre doing ok after that traumatic experience. if you ever fall victim to cyber attacks like these do not hesitate in telling a loved one and reporting the account 🩷

[jackofftoalltrades]

the other day i had a dream and it was all normal except that dan and phil were my neighbors. they weren’t in the dream at all but i had the knowledge that they were my neighbors. tho in the end i saw phil and he asked me if i enjoyed my vacation. shit was so realistic i had to ask my friend if they were fr my neighbors

[amazing-gr4ce]

is this your hard launch as the neighbour they can see walking around butt ass naked?

[jackofftoalltrades]

is this a good time to admit i havent watched a single dan and phil video/episode (???) like all i know they are gay and cool but ok sure given that i AM planning on moving maybe i am the neighbor getting the house valued

[jackofftoalltrades]

the other day i had a dream and it was all normal except that dan and phil were my neighbors. they weren’t in the dream at all but i had the knowledge that they were my neighbors. tho in the end i saw phil and he asked me if i enjoyed my vacation. shit was so realistic i had to ask my friend if they were fr my neighbors