mass effect brainrot time

31 | he/they | trans masc | single parent | crafty dude | filthy vegan leftist | 🖤❤

[jackriverart]

Obligatory Intro Post

Hiya, welcome to my blog! My name is Jack, I'm a non-binary trans man, and the single parent to two wonderful little humans.

I am 31 years old, I'm Autistic (diagnosed) and have ADHD (undiagnosed).

I made this blog mostly to share my crochet projects, but it's become a mish mash of whatever my current hyperfixation is.

Some of my special interests are:

Crochet

Mushrooms

Plants

Languages

The colour green

Animals

Fantasy creatures (especially elves)

I also love playing guitar and singing (especially now that I'm on T!)

I'm still relatively new to Tumblr, but I'm happy to be here and look forward to just be silly and gay on here.

[digitalmyyth]

pinterest simulator

[nabaath-areng]

[on the floor, beaten up and bruised] Guydelot and Sanson together serve as metaphors for the respective twin adders that represent Gridania as a nation of hyur and elezen coming together, which means Gridania, symbolically, is yaoi— [beaten up even further off-screen]

[berrybooze]

saw the template and instantly thought of these two (i feel like a third wheel throughout the BRD quest)

Original template

[nolsdoods]

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[clarkent]

me @ 10

me @ 30

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

hey uncle what do i do when a pretty guy in a dress asks me abt my identity

(He found out)

[maiya5t]

Wizards dance💃🏻

[shalizeh7]

[tarydarrington]

[laughter from off-screen]

[frikadeller]

[depsidase]

[yaboywillyshakes]

why say "ok boomer" when you could say "ok bootlicker" and target capitalist shills of all ages with a single phrase

[thememedaddy]

[genocidalfetus]

Cranky Brain-Rot Thot about Kerry

How is it that in the year of 2025 there are STILL people who insist that Kerry doesn't give a damn about male V?

If you don't vibe with him, then that's one thing. But to say 'he doesn't appear to care about V' or 'he just wants Johnny' has got to be the most annoyingly absurd thing to say. Just admit you didn't pay attention during his gigs. Maybe at first it's about Johnny, but after the concert he mentions Johnny less and less, and appears to be more into V. On the terrace at Dark Matter when V kisses him and he asks if Johnny is present, his response to V when he asks if it matters is a damn good indicator that it's not about Johnny anymore. On the yacht, he barely mentions Johnny and talks about how it's V who inspired him to get back into his creative flow. After the trashing of and fucking on the yacht, Kerry sends the most cringe texts that only someone who's head over heels would send V. Zero mention of Johnny. In The Sun ending, he admits he cares about V and doesn't want him to die. In The Star, he makes it clear that he cares but he's scared of leaving Night City and even more scared of having to come back alone if they don't find a cure. In The Devil ending, he's wants to try to get V out of the space station and in The Tower he's the ONLY love interest who appears to still be with V, just not in the physical sense.

But sure, he doesn't care and only wants Johnny....

At this point I'm just blocking people with this dumbassery of takes. I'm cranky.

[girlballs-archive]

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

[girlballs-archive]

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like a shining example of your country's functional healthcare system

[girlballs-archive]

[sweating and taking notes] hey girl awesome pussy. it looks nuanced and complicated