Last Night A DJ Saved My Life (Kerry & Vincent texts, part 18)
Kerry: hey babe
K: got a few mins for ur old man? :)
Vincent: Always!
V: Don't say it, let me guess... you're horny?
K: I mean yeah
K: nothing new there
K: not why i was texting tho :P
V: Sorry. Force of habit :D
K: no its fair
K: that is usually why ;)
K: but no i had an idea
K: remember we talked about me maybe teaching you guitar?
K: I was thinking in return u could teach me how to dj?
V: Oh! I mean, there's not really much to it, I feel like you'd be getting the rough end of the deal there
K: if u don't want to no biggie
K: just thought it might be fun
V: No, I'd love to!
V: Sorry, wasn't trying to put you off or anything
V: You'd have to tolerate my playlists for a bit though
K: hm
K: how many of ur playlists have lizzy wizzy on em?
K: pff
K: fine
K: wear something skimpy
K: not sure it'll help but cant hurt to try ;)
V: You're on :)
V: Hey, speaking of stuff you hate...
V: You ever gonna record the song you wrote for me?
K: I don't hate it, u know that
V: I know, but I also know it's really not your kinda thing
K: i didnt write it for me ya daft bastard
V: Yeah, but going to all that effort for something you don't even like...
K: god ur such a gonk
K: i wrote it coz i wanted to give u somethin i knew u would like
K: doesn't matter if i like it
K: its still fuckin nova
K: coz i wrote it :P
K: ur not an artist so you wouldn't understand
K: but sometimes we make things we don't like
K: for ppl we DO like
K: cos it's a nice thing to do
K: and sometimes we do it so we can get laid ;)
V: No! You? Leveraging your god given talent for dick? Never!
K: :P
K: huh
K: just realised something
K: think ur the only person I ever dated who wasn't a fan
K: yeah
K: kinda nice actually
K: cos i know ur not just fucking me for the kudos
V: <3
V: I'm not really the type to get starstruck, I just like who I like :)
K: prolly coulda saved myself some time tryin to impress u
K: been so long since someone liked me for me not the money or fame
K: forgot how to be normal
V: Aww, babe. Sucks that people don't see the real you. On the other hand, I really like that I get to. Makes me feel special :)
V: You are too, Kerry. I'm glad I get to be your person xx
K: me too :*
K: AHHH
K: wish u were here
K: how come we only ever have nice chats like this over text?
V: Baby. What are we usually busy doing when we're together?
K: oh
K: yeah ok
K: hard to talk with a mouthful of dick :D
V: Suppose we could try hanging out and not fucking for a while?
K: oh thank fuck for that
