All Hail the Pumpkin King

@jackskellington-pumpkinking

Name: Jacksen 'Jack' Skellington Age: Twenty-Eight Occupation: PHD Chem Graduate, Hades Bitch (Mob), Blood Analyze, and seller of 'ingredients' to make you happy. I'm really not that bad of a guy. Just 90% of the time. If ya know what's good for ya. Best stay away from me. Specially now. Life keeps going on (Head Canons) The Royal Face My life more in def

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Jack rushed down the street making his way to the hospital. God damn car wasn’t starting and it was adding to all of the annoyance. He needed someone to give him a ride or this poor child would lose his life. He saw someone pull by and he ran towards them. “Look, I know we aren’t friends but I need ya help...this kid was shot an well....if ya have a heart ya’ll help me.”

#so michelle finally got a job that could actually be a freaking career if things go right!#chats #so i am very excited and bam starter #from my babu jacky pooh #somewhatdisneystarter #what is this?#jacky pooh helping a child?#screaming

astridhofferman

God I feel old || Open

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astridhofferman:

I’m 23 and Brooke is going to be 3 in August.

Ya gettin’ up there little lady. How does it feel?

#chats #you have no room to talk jack you're 31 this year

tiffany-the-bell:

“Make that prize a pack of my favorite poptarts and you got yourself a deal,” she laughed, “Being nice to people wasn’t actually one of my new years resolutions. Pft, I can and will make fun of you all I want. ”

“Done deal. Still shocked ya remember my love for poptarts.” he chuckled. “Everyone makes fun of me. Pretty sure ya all had made a damn fan club after me now.”

#tiff sniff #chats #she still remebers his love for poptarts

anyarominoff:

I’ll take that as a compliment and it’s not so much your face it’s your personality that’s the real issue.

My personality has gotten a lot better over the years. I simmer down a bit ya have to admit that. Anyways why am I talkin’ to ya bout this. It’s not like ya opinion matters.

#chats #this is totally off topic but in my book i have her as my main characters mother who died #scar #and ben barnes is his fc xD #sorry random

tiffany-the-bell:

“Nah. I’m going to last at least a week this year before I give up on the resolutions thing. Just you wait and see, man,” she said with a raise of her eyebrow, “Ha, I’m not old, you’re old. Jack Jack the old man.”

“If ya do I will give ya a prize how does that sound?” he smirked. “Stop makin’ fun of me. It’s not nice ya know.”

#im okay working living life #my sister is having another baby and its a boy again so thats cool #chats #tiff sniff

anyarominoff:

Maybe they just don’t like you. You’re definitely not as pretty as Zoe.

Still the bitch I love too hate. I’m a good lookin’ guy ya just too blind to see it an so are they.

#chats #anya

anyarominoff:

Well your boys are a bit younger than mine Jack, infants don’t do much except scream and shit. You get used to it.

Anya....they’re a year old. They should be out of the screaming an shit stage already! They like Zooey more...they never bitch when she takes care of them.

#anya #chats

avery-the-pumpkin-princess:

You’re fine, Jack. I was a shitty sister for not even taking the time to come home and care.

I think I should convince her to reclaim you either way. You’re her son, we deserve to start getting our family back to normal. Woah wait hold up! Zoey does not know about us? About our heritage? You have children with this woman! She should know! *looks down at the babies* Oh, Jack they are beautiful. They look just like you. You must be so proud!

I may have her an his blood in me but they are far from my parents. Too me I have no parents until the day she comes forth and tells me her wrong. I will not claim her as my mother. But I will allow her to reclaim me to give ya a break. No, ya got me confused here. She knows I was once a prince an knows all bout the family. I’m takin’ bout reclaiming my crown. I don’t know how she’ll take that. *rolls eyes and snorts* Zack actually looks more like Zoe but thanks. I’m proud but at the same time I wanna sell them. Want one?

#hes old dont make fun of him lol #avery #chats

anyarominoff:

Technically yes I do, but one of my boys has caught a bit of a cold and I needed a break from screaming child.

For the first time ever. Ya and I have somethin’ in common. MY boys aren’t sick but they don’t know how to stop screamin’ those damn heads off.

#chats #anya

anyarominoff:

Do I need a reason to be mean to you Jack? I thought I had a free pass and all or maybe it’s just a no questions asked favor.

I guess ya don’t but still. *grunts* Anyways what are ya doing out here anyways? Don’t cha have shit to do?

#dude i miss them though #she doesnt need to because shes still a moron #anya #chats

avery-the-pumpkin-princess:

Do they have middle names?

Bro, you know the monarchy more than anyone. They love all that old time shit. They love all sorts of ridiculous shit. And Xan… *sighs* Xander is quiet, Jack. He wouldn’t last a day in mum’s shoes. Maybe she will last long enough for Zack or Joey to take over. Or maybe we should just completely disband the monarchy *giggles* Could you even imagine?

Well Zacks middle name is Allen and Joey’s middle is Adrian. I never told you? Damn I’m shitty brother.

In all honesty the throne belongs to me. That is if mother would claim me as her son again. If ya can convince her to do so it’ll take all this pressure off ya shoulders. Just need to find a way to tell the mother of my children. *snorts before walking into the babies room and pointed to the sleeping one year olds* If ya want I can wake them. They had a enough sleep i feel.

#DUDE DONT EVEN GETME STARTED #jack was 27 when i got him and hes now 30

the-beeauty:

Keep reading

Seriously this girl is like literally my best friend online. You guys are going to love her.

#ooc

avery-the-pumpkin-princess:

Zack and Joey. Those are beautiful names. Very suiting for you two. I’d love to meet them now though, even if they are little hellions. Although I highly doubt they are as bad as you say.

Yeah, they are. Mum was trying to convince me to move home. Parliament held a meeting telling me I should marry that asshole from Denmark or Belgium and have gross little royal babies since I’m “of age” now and Phi- Uh. Father is gone and god it’s just so dumb. All the stupid stuff I came here to get away from.

They are nicknames actually for Zakarus and Jonathan. But it’s easier to call the those names. Spin off of mine an Zoe’s name. *chuckles* No they are god awful ya will see shortly.

Don’t listen to them. I may be shit at advice but ya need to do what is best for ya not them. Forcing marriage is a old time thing not a nowadays thing. Besides it’s not like it’s only ya...Xander is seventeen or almost next year he’ll be of age an possibly they will offer him the crown after she passes. Stay here then don’t answer their calls. If they want ya badly they’ll come here and if they do...don’t worry I’ll handle them for ya Aves.

#actually 19 lol her bday is the first 1 of aug 1996 #things leave my mind but dates im still good at remember xD #avery #chats #but yes she is legal but he wont let his guard down i mean its a little down now but hes still worried someone will hurt her

avery-the-pumpkin-princess:

You never know. With you here I half expected to come back to the burned down remnants of a town.

But calm down, I had to deal with some stuff back home. No! I haven’t seen the little munchkins! I would love to meet them as soon as possible though.

Nah, since Zack and Joey were born I sort of turned my life around. It’s a real shocker I know.

What did ya have to handle? They still tryna give ya the throne after ya mum dies? Ya can see them now if ya like but I warn ya. They have gotten a lot worse. Dem hellions I swear.

#*HUGS*#i missed this so much #chats #avery #also dont get him wrong he loves his boys hes just stupid remeber #i nearly forgot philip is dead oops #i was about to ask if their dad was gone and his mom came to her sense than i forgot he killed him like two years ago or something like that