Foster

Hey! My name is Jackson, but you can call me Jack! I'm currently a freshman at SU, majoring in Psychology.

[jackson-foster]

Where is everybody?

[secretsanta2013]

I kind of put myself into a bit of debt, gained a lot of weight, and almost got kicked off the cheer team for eating out all the time my freshman year. Wouldn’t want to see the same happen to someone else.

[jackson-foster]

Thanks then. 

[secretsanta2013]

So you’d rather spend twice as much for one meal instead of buying twice the food that’ll last longer?

[jackson-foster]

Damn. You got me there. 

[secretsanta2013]

Well, I’d offer but I’m afraid anything I make wouldn’t be any good. I mean, I could probably burn water. I kind of rely on the skills of my housemates for meals.

[jackson-foster]

I mean, I can cook. I'm just to lazy to actually get up and go buy the stuff I need. 

[secretsanta2013]

Sounds like you just need a good home cooked meal.

[jackson-foster]

You could say that... 

[secretsanta2013]

But there’s also food back at your… dorm, apartment, or frat house. Why be all dressed up to eat when you can eat at home and actually be relaxed?

[jackson-foster]

Well-- My roommate moved out awhile ago-- hell knows where, and I hate grocery shopping. So I just eat out. 

[secretsanta2013]

I don’t go to all of them, I mean, I used to when I was younger but they get kind of boring. The same thing always happens, it gets dull.

[jackson-foster]

They are very boring, but there's food involved. So I'm always in. 

[tv-tumbling]

[secretsanta2013]

Players should be more focused on the game rather than the cheerleaders, so it’s not that far weird.

[jackson-foster]

But the cheerleaders always come to the team dinner afterwards? 

Unless you don't go to those...?

[secretsanta2013]

Just the cheer team, that’s it.

[jackson-foster]

I thought I would have recognized you, then. That's weird. 

[secretsanta2013]

I guess I have seen you around then…

Yeah, likewise.

[jackson-foster]

Are you on a team? 

[secretsanta2013]

Foster… you’re on a sports team right?

Madison Evans, but everyone calls me Madi.

[jackson-foster]

Yes I am. 

Nice to meet you Madi.

[secretsanta2013]

And your name is…

[jackson-foster]

Jackson Foster. 

You are?

[secretsanta2013]

So… are you a freshman or a transfer or something? I haven’t really seen you around.

[jackson-foster]

I'm a freshman. I've been here since the year began.

[secretsanta2013]

That’s… that’s cool.

[jackson-foster]

Guess so. 

[secretsanta2013]

That you were gay, which totally isn’t a bad thing…

[jackson-foster]

Nah. I'm not gay. 

[secretsanta2013]

Okay, well that’s more reasonable… a different reason than what I originally thought. A better reason.

[jackson-foster]

Um-- What was your first thought?