The King Slayer

Your name is Jack Noir, and you are very, very angry. [[indie Bec Noir rp blog. i don't own the art. Oh, and Jack will probably try to murder you if you go near him.]]

[godbec-deactivated20130104]

[jackthedemonnoir-blog]

GIVE ME THE JADES!!!!!!!!

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[godbec-deactivated20130104]

You do not like this ruffian or his tone. Nor do  you like the fact that he is partly to blame for everything that went wrong in the session. You also do not like him for showing affection towards Jade there’s only room for one dog in her life.

[jackthedemonnoir-blog]

You are in no mood for any bullshit. This actual dog thing flickers at you, and you will murder the hell out of it, no matter what it take. You do, after all, have more than one way to murder a dog. There's your sword, the green explody thing, and that red miles thing.

And you haven't killed anything lately.

Fucking coffin stuffer.

[jackthedemonnoir-blog]

godbec started following you

Only room for one god here, asshole. Move the fuck along.

[jackthedemonnoir-blog]

I'm very much alive, thank you. Sadly, my dad isn't. You remember him, don't you?

That was a good time. A really good time.

[jackthedemonnoir-blog]

YOU.

Another dead person. What the fuck?

[ask-johns-dad]

Alternate timeline I’m guessing.

Wait…are you Jack? The Jack I burnt the hat off of when I was imprisoned on the purple planet? What the heck happened to you?

[jackthedemonnoir-blog]

I became a god and MURDERED you.

And that woman you were with.

And your kids.

[jackthedemonnoir-blog]

ask-johns-dad

HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD????

[hatruke]

is no one worried about the horrorterrors

look at them

jack and pm don’t give a flying fuck

[4nonymou5-blog]

>The anon stares at you from a distance and then runs up to you at 50 mph, stopping 1 foot away from your face

HI HELLO GREETINGS SALUTATIONS. You can call me Anon. Who the hell are you?

[jackthedemonnoir-blog]

You flicker behind the thing and stab it in the back.

That's who I am.

[jackthedemonnoir-blog]

You’re doing a good job at making me hate myself. And by myself, I mean you. And by hate, I mean want to murder.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[oracleofthegate]

i just hate literally everything that happens to exist what the fuck is wrong with you

[jackthedemonnoir-blog]

There is nothing wrong with hating everything that fucking exists. I just murdered everything that exists, then went into another universe to start murdering everything there.

You're just a lazy ass, and I hate you even more for that.

[hashgag-deactivated20140915]

throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up

[airtemples-deactivated20140220]

throwing handles at people who need to get a grip

[anarchowario]

throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill

[chxxxy-bxxb]

throwing scissors at people who need to “cut it out”

[beckdamisendgame-blog]

throwing straws at people who need to suck it up

[sherokutakari]

throwing bridges at people who need to get over it

[ohcarararara]

throwing knives at people who need to be stabbed

[jackthedemonnoir-blog]

4nonymou5 started following you

What the fuck are you supposed to be?

[liesandpixiedust-deactivated201]

[oracleofthegate]

i provide this service to my community

sometimes a bonus free stab to the throat too 

[jackthedemonnoir-blog]

And? You think I fucking care if I’m rude?

[oracleofthegate]

and youre supposed to be me

im just

i

wow

am i really like that

i mean am i seriously like you

like

am i honestly that much of a cunt

holy fuck

[jackthedemonnoir-blog]

You're doing a good job at making me hate myself. And by myself, I mean you. And by hate, I mean want to murder.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[jackthedemonnoir-blog]

askmayorwayward started following you

No way in fuck, I gutted you.

Why the hell are you all NOT FUCKING DEAD?

[oracleofthegate]

jackthedemonnoir replied to your post

Do I have to come over there and murder you?

wow rude

[jackthedemonnoir-blog]

And? You think I fucking care if I'm rude?

[jackthedemonnoir-blog]