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who are you?

@skeieconch-the-host-offical

A business man!

I suppose I am a inventor of sorts

would you like to see some things I’ve made?

Sure!

{you already know what the J.E.S.T micro looks like I don’t feel like describing it again}

Wanna know what it can do?

Sure!

{sh-} {wait what} {eh I’ll just go with it} {She puts a broken tape into the device} {you find yourself in a static void}

Sure!

why are you just repeating the same thing

Sure!

[You have a feeling this wasn’t the real one.]

who are you?

@skeieconch-the-host-offical

A business man!

I suppose I am a inventor of sorts

would you like to see some things I’ve made?

Sure!

{you already know what the J.E.S.T micro looks like I don’t feel like describing it again}

Wanna know what it can do?

Sure!

{sh-} {wait what} {eh I’ll just go with it} {She puts a broken tape into the device} {you find yourself in a static void}

Sure!

who are you?

@skeieconch-the-host-offical

A business man!

I suppose I am a inventor of sorts

would you like to see some things I’ve made?

Sure!

{you already know what the J.E.S.T micro looks like I don’t feel like describing it again}

Wanna know what it can do?

Sure!

who are you?

@skeieconch-the-host-offical

A business man!

I suppose I am a inventor of sorts

would you like to see some things I’ve made?

#modification #officalverse

Sure!

who are you?

@skeieconch-the-host-offical

A business man!

[@jacob-offical and @radulovrobotics go up to him.]

Hello there.

Can I help you two?

Could we get a phone?

@jacob-offical

It doesn’t have to be very good, as long as it can call.

I do have some.

Cheapest is 50M.

Who do you need it for calling specifically?

There are probably some pay phones somewhere.

I do not know, I am new here.

@radulovrobotics

That is very overpriced.

even by my standards!

@jacob-offical

Is M a different currency or do you mean million?

It is a currency.

@radulovrobotics

oh ok that’s more reasonable.

We don’t have any of that as far as I am aware, do we?

@jacob-offical

Maybe we could trade for it?

What do you have?

@radulovrobotics

200$

@jacob-offical

Yeah, is that enough?

[@jacob-offical and @radulovrobotics go up to him.]

Hello there.

Can I help you two?

Could we get a phone?

@jacob-offical

It doesn’t have to be very good, as long as it can call.

I do have some.

Cheapest is 50M.

Who do you need it for calling specifically?

There are probably some pay phones somewhere.

I do not know, I am new here.

@radulovrobotics

That is very overpriced.

even by my standards!

@jacob-offical

Is M a different currency or do you mean million?

It is a currency.

@radulovrobotics

oh ok that’s more reasonable.

We don’t have any of that as far as I am aware, do we?

@jacob-offical

Maybe we could trade for it?

[@jacob-offical and @radulovrobotics go up to him.]

Hello there.

Can I help you two?

Could we get a phone?

@jacob-offical

It doesn’t have to be very good, as long as it can call.

I do have some.

Cheapest is 50M.

Who do you need it for calling specifically?

There are probably some pay phones somewhere.

I do not know, I am new here.

@radulovrobotics

That is very overpriced.

even by my standards!

@jacob-offical

Is M a different currency or do you mean million?

[@jacob-offical and @radulovrobotics go up to him.]

Hello there.

Can I help you two?

Could we get a phone?

@jacob-offical

It doesn’t have to be very good, as long as it can call.

{it picks you up and starts talking you somewhere }

@experiment-id24730

Seriously?

{you are taken to the radulov robotics company building}

Thanks?

Do you know how to get him out?

{it takes you to the top floor}

{it looks to be an office}

{you see the hologram of Mr Radulov sitting at the desk}

R: Oh hello! I could use your help with something,

{it sets you down and leaves}

[His body reforms.] With what?

guarding this thing

{somehow he hold up the button of an elevator}

{it looks like it’s for the basement} some people are trying to get into the basement of this place and I can’t have that.

Got it!

Also, how do I free you?

Well you see

in exchange for guarding this button

I was granted the ability to physically interact with things

so I don’t need to be freed as of now.

so!

Who’s first.

Danny won’t be that hard, so let’s start with Dimitry!

Let’s go!

Yeah!

Do you have a phone?

Uh…no.

Do you know anyone who sells things?

Well me of course!

Though I don’t manufacture phones

Actually!

I believe we have one in the meeting room

Great!

Let’s go!

{he goes into the elevator} follow me!

Coming!

Could you press the 6 button?

[He presses it]

{once you arrive he walks to a meeting room}

[[Wish to buy any of these wonderful products? Just dial 1-7-4-3! Tell em’ Radulov sent ya!]]

So where’s the phone?

…

it’s missing.

Know anyone else?

…

Could I have a minute?

{he stepped out of the room after a few seconds you hear a lot of Russian swears} {he comes back in}

Where were we?

Dimitry gave me $200 we can just buy a new phone.

Oh!

Yes!

perfect!

Lead the way!

…

I don’t know where any stores that would sell phones are

Literally none?

You don’t know any?

I’ve been stuck in a simulation for forty years ok

I’ve been deceased

at least you could see what’s going on!

Not up until recently!

interesting.

Any ideas?

We go look for someone who sells a phone?

let’s go

Lead the way!

{it picks you up and starts talking you somewhere }

@experiment-id24730

Seriously?

{you are taken to the radulov robotics company building}

Thanks?

Do you know how to get him out?

{it takes you to the top floor}

{it looks to be an office}

{you see the hologram of Mr Radulov sitting at the desk}

R: Oh hello! I could use your help with something,

{it sets you down and leaves}

[His body reforms.] With what?

guarding this thing

{somehow he hold up the button of an elevator}

{it looks like it’s for the basement} some people are trying to get into the basement of this place and I can’t have that.

Got it!

Also, how do I free you?

Well you see

in exchange for guarding this button

I was granted the ability to physically interact with things

so I don’t need to be freed as of now.

so!

Who’s first.

Danny won’t be that hard, so let’s start with Dimitry!

Let’s go!

Yeah!

Do you have a phone?

Uh…no.

Do you know anyone who sells things?

Well me of course!

Though I don’t manufacture phones

Actually!

I believe we have one in the meeting room

Great!

Let’s go!

{he goes into the elevator} follow me!

Coming!

Could you press the 6 button?

[He presses it]

{once you arrive he walks to a meeting room}

[[Wish to buy any of these wonderful products? Just dial 1-7-4-3! Tell em’ Radulov sent ya!]]

So where’s the phone?

…

it’s missing.

Know anyone else?

…

Could I have a minute?

{he stepped out of the room after a few seconds you hear a lot of Russian swears} {he comes back in}

Where were we?

Dimitry gave me $200 we can just buy a new phone.

Oh!

Yes!

perfect!

Lead the way!

…

I don’t know where any stores that would sell phones are

Literally none?

You don’t know any?

I’ve been stuck in a simulation for forty years ok

I’ve been deceased

at least you could see what’s going on!

Not up until recently!

interesting.

Any ideas?

We go look for someone who sells a phone?

{it picks you up and starts talking you somewhere }

@experiment-id24730

Seriously?

{you are taken to the radulov robotics company building}

Thanks?

Do you know how to get him out?

{it takes you to the top floor}

{it looks to be an office}

{you see the hologram of Mr Radulov sitting at the desk}

R: Oh hello! I could use your help with something,

{it sets you down and leaves}

[His body reforms.] With what?

guarding this thing

{somehow he hold up the button of an elevator}

{it looks like it’s for the basement} some people are trying to get into the basement of this place and I can’t have that.

Got it!

Also, how do I free you?

Well you see

in exchange for guarding this button

I was granted the ability to physically interact with things

so I don’t need to be freed as of now.

so!

Who’s first.

Danny won’t be that hard, so let’s start with Dimitry!

Let’s go!

Yeah!

Do you have a phone?

Uh…no.

Do you know anyone who sells things?

Well me of course!

Though I don’t manufacture phones

Actually!

I believe we have one in the meeting room

Great!

Let’s go!

{he goes into the elevator} follow me!

Coming!

Could you press the 6 button?

[He presses it]

{once you arrive he walks to a meeting room}

[[Wish to buy any of these wonderful products? Just dial 1-7-4-3! Tell em’ Radulov sent ya!]]

So where’s the phone?

…

it’s missing.

Know anyone else?

…

Could I have a minute?

{he stepped out of the room after a few seconds you hear a lot of Russian swears} {he comes back in}

Where were we?

Dimitry gave me $200 we can just buy a new phone.

Oh!

Yes!

perfect!

Lead the way!

…

I don’t know where any stores that would sell phones are

Literally none?

You don’t know any?

I’ve been stuck in a simulation for forty years ok

I’ve been deceased

at least you could see what’s going on!

Not up until recently!

{it picks you up and starts talking you somewhere }

@experiment-id24730

Seriously?

{you are taken to the radulov robotics company building}

Thanks?

Do you know how to get him out?

{it takes you to the top floor}

{it looks to be an office}

{you see the hologram of Mr Radulov sitting at the desk}

R: Oh hello! I could use your help with something,

{it sets you down and leaves}

[His body reforms.] With what?

guarding this thing

{somehow he hold up the button of an elevator}

{it looks like it’s for the basement} some people are trying to get into the basement of this place and I can’t have that.

Got it!

Also, how do I free you?

Well you see

in exchange for guarding this button

I was granted the ability to physically interact with things

so I don’t need to be freed as of now.

so!

Who’s first.

Danny won’t be that hard, so let’s start with Dimitry!

Let’s go!

Yeah!

Do you have a phone?

Uh…no.

Do you know anyone who sells things?

Well me of course!

Though I don’t manufacture phones

Actually!

I believe we have one in the meeting room

Great!

Let’s go!

{he goes into the elevator} follow me!

Coming!

Could you press the 6 button?

[He presses it]

{once you arrive he walks to a meeting room}

[[Wish to buy any of these wonderful products? Just dial 1-7-4-3! Tell em’ Radulov sent ya!]]

So where’s the phone?

…

it’s missing.

Know anyone else?

…

Could I have a minute?

{he stepped out of the room after a few seconds you hear a lot of Russian swears} {he comes back in}

Where were we?

Dimitry gave me $200 we can just buy a new phone.

Oh!

Yes!

perfect!

Lead the way!

…

I don’t know where any stores that would sell phones are

Literally none?

You don’t know any?

I’ve been stuck in a simulation for forty years ok

I’ve been deceased

{it picks you up and starts talking you somewhere }

@experiment-id24730

Seriously?

{you are taken to the radulov robotics company building}

Thanks?

Do you know how to get him out?

{it takes you to the top floor}

{it looks to be an office}

{you see the hologram of Mr Radulov sitting at the desk}

R: Oh hello! I could use your help with something,

{it sets you down and leaves}

[His body reforms.] With what?

guarding this thing

{somehow he hold up the button of an elevator}

{it looks like it’s for the basement} some people are trying to get into the basement of this place and I can’t have that.

Got it!

Also, how do I free you?

Well you see

in exchange for guarding this button

I was granted the ability to physically interact with things

so I don’t need to be freed as of now.

so!

Who’s first.

Danny won’t be that hard, so let’s start with Dimitry!

Let’s go!

Yeah!

Do you have a phone?

Uh…no.

Do you know anyone who sells things?

Well me of course!

Though I don’t manufacture phones

Actually!

I believe we have one in the meeting room

Great!

Let’s go!

{he goes into the elevator} follow me!

Coming!

Could you press the 6 button?

[He presses it]

{once you arrive he walks to a meeting room}

[[Wish to buy any of these wonderful products? Just dial 1-7-4-3! Tell em’ Radulov sent ya!]]

So where’s the phone?

…

it’s missing.

Know anyone else?

…

Could I have a minute?

{he stepped out of the room after a few seconds you hear a lot of Russian swears} {he comes back in}

Where were we?

Dimitry gave me $200 we can just buy a new phone.

Oh!

Yes!

perfect!

Lead the way!

…

I don’t know where any stores that would sell phones are

Literally none?

You don’t know any?

{it picks you up and starts talking you somewhere }

@experiment-id24730

Seriously?

{you are taken to the radulov robotics company building}

Thanks?

Do you know how to get him out?

{it takes you to the top floor}

{it looks to be an office}

{you see the hologram of Mr Radulov sitting at the desk}

R: Oh hello! I could use your help with something,

{it sets you down and leaves}

[His body reforms.] With what?

guarding this thing

{somehow he hold up the button of an elevator}

{it looks like it’s for the basement} some people are trying to get into the basement of this place and I can’t have that.

Got it!

Also, how do I free you?

Well you see

in exchange for guarding this button

I was granted the ability to physically interact with things

so I don’t need to be freed as of now.

so!

Who’s first.

Danny won’t be that hard, so let’s start with Dimitry!

Let’s go!

Yeah!

Do you have a phone?

Uh…no.

Do you know anyone who sells things?

Well me of course!

Though I don’t manufacture phones

Actually!

I believe we have one in the meeting room

Great!

Let’s go!

{he goes into the elevator} follow me!

Coming!

Could you press the 6 button?

[He presses it]

{once you arrive he walks to a meeting room}

[[Wish to buy any of these wonderful products? Just dial 1-7-4-3! Tell em’ Radulov sent ya!]]

So where’s the phone?

…

it’s missing.

Know anyone else?

…

Could I have a minute?

{he stepped out of the room after a few seconds you hear a lot of Russian swears} {he comes back in}

Where were we?

Dimitry gave me $200 we can just buy a new phone.

Oh!

Yes!

perfect!

Lead the way!

{it picks you up and starts talking you somewhere }

@experiment-id24730

Seriously?

{you are taken to the radulov robotics company building}

Thanks?

Do you know how to get him out?

{it takes you to the top floor}

{it looks to be an office}

{you see the hologram of Mr Radulov sitting at the desk}

R: Oh hello! I could use your help with something,

{it sets you down and leaves}

[His body reforms.] With what?

guarding this thing

{somehow he hold up the button of an elevator}

{it looks like it’s for the basement} some people are trying to get into the basement of this place and I can’t have that.

Got it!

Also, how do I free you?

Well you see

in exchange for guarding this button

I was granted the ability to physically interact with things

so I don’t need to be freed as of now.

so!

Who’s first.

Danny won’t be that hard, so let’s start with Dimitry!

Let’s go!

Yeah!

Do you have a phone?

Uh…no.

Do you know anyone who sells things?

Well me of course!

Though I don’t manufacture phones

Actually!

I believe we have one in the meeting room

Great!

Let’s go!

{he goes into the elevator} follow me!

Coming!

Could you press the 6 button?

[He presses it]

{once you arrive he walks to a meeting room}

[[Wish to buy any of these wonderful products? Just dial 1-7-4-3! Tell em’ Radulov sent ya!]]

So where’s the phone?

…

it’s missing.

Know anyone else?

…

Could I have a minute?

{he stepped out of the room after a few seconds you hear a lot of Russian swears} {he comes back in}

Where were we?

Dimitry gave me $200 we can just buy a new phone.

{it picks you up and starts talking you somewhere }

@experiment-id24730

Seriously?

{you are taken to the radulov robotics company building}

Thanks?

Do you know how to get him out?

{it takes you to the top floor}

{it looks to be an office}

{you see the hologram of Mr Radulov sitting at the desk}

R: Oh hello! I could use your help with something,

{it sets you down and leaves}

[His body reforms.] With what?

guarding this thing

{somehow he hold up the button of an elevator}

{it looks like it’s for the basement} some people are trying to get into the basement of this place and I can’t have that.

Got it!

Also, how do I free you?

Well you see

in exchange for guarding this button

I was granted the ability to physically interact with things

so I don’t need to be freed as of now.

so!

Who’s first.

Danny won’t be that hard, so let’s start with Dimitry!

Let’s go!

Yeah!

Do you have a phone?

Uh…no.

Do you know anyone who sells things?

Well me of course!

Though I don’t manufacture phones

Actually!

I believe we have one in the meeting room

Great!

Let’s go!

{he goes into the elevator} follow me!

Coming!

Could you press the 6 button?

[He presses it]

{once you arrive he walks to a meeting room}

[[Wish to buy any of these wonderful products? Just dial 1-7-4-3! Tell em’ Radulov sent ya!]]

So where’s the phone?

…

it’s missing.