Buy or Sell?

[merchant-offical]

Greetings.

I am the merchant.

My name does not matter.

For it was forgotten by many the minute I left.

If you wish to buy, I have many things.

Do not ask me to list them, just ask if I have something.

I most likely do.

You may sell.

Shall we begin?

Pfp drawn by @killer-offical

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[merchant-offical]

Do you perhaps have a cyclone dagger? I’ve been looking for one

For 89M it is yours.

[chill-lesbian2013]

What is this M currency?

[merchant-offical]

It is called Mosh.

[chill-lesbian2013]

And how does it convert to dollars?

[merchant-offical]

Just give me the money and I will translate it for you.

[chill-lesbian2013]

Ok then

[hands over @/da-police-offical’s credit card that she somehow still has]

This work?

[merchant-offical]

It does.

You want the cyclone dagger, correct?

[chill-lesbian2013]

Yes please

[merchant-offical]

Here you go then.

[merchant-offical]

Do you perhaps have a cyclone dagger? I’ve been looking for one

For 89M it is yours.

[chill-lesbian2013]

What is this M currency?

[merchant-offical]

It is called Mosh.

[chill-lesbian2013]

And how does it convert to dollars?

[merchant-offical]

Just give me the money and I will translate it for you.

[chill-lesbian2013]

Ok then

[hands over @/da-police-offical’s credit card that she somehow still has]

This work?

[merchant-offical]

It does.

You want the cyclone dagger, correct?

[merchant-offical]

Do you perhaps have a cyclone dagger? I’ve been looking for one

For 89M it is yours.

[chill-lesbian2013]

What is this M currency?

[merchant-offical]

It is called Mosh.

[chill-lesbian2013]

And how does it convert to dollars?

[merchant-offical]

Just give me the money and I will translate it for you.

[merchant-offical]

Do you perhaps have a cyclone dagger? I’ve been looking for one

For 89M it is yours.

[chill-lesbian2013]

What is this M currency?

[merchant-offical]

It is called Mosh.

[merchant-offical]

Do you perhaps have a cyclone dagger? I’ve been looking for one

For 89M it is yours.

[merchant-offical]

Greetings.

I am the merchant.

My name does not matter.

For it was forgotten by many the minute I left.

If you wish to buy, I have many things.

Do not ask me to list them, just ask if I have something.

I most likely do.

You may sell.

Shall we begin?

Pfp drawn by @killer-offical

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[yuri-competition-offical]

I actually got tagged in something... oh my god 🥹

I will be by later to see if you have anything yuri related 🤭

[merchant-offical]

We will get along well, as I hope for all that I meet.

[merchant-offical]

How much for some neutron pasta?

80M please.

[merchant-offical]

ooc. do you have a tiny plastic toy. i needa eat

I would not recommend eating that, but yes I do.

[killer-offical]

yippe thanks. i dont have a plastic toy thats small enough for me to swallow. im gonna pair this with expired biscuits and fish food, i wanna see what happens if i eat 4 things im not supposed to eat in one day

[merchant-offical]

I am told not to judge customers, I never listen to that advice.

[killer-offical]

but why. so far I've eaten a moldy peach, i just need to pair it with another inedible thing

[merchant-offical]

I would suggest that you do not.

[killer-offical]

but why. i survived the moldy peach, just took a bit of suffering

[merchant-offical]

You do not have to suffer.

[killer-offical]

its not for suffering. i just wanna see what inedible things do. the moldy peach made me incredibly hungry and gave me headaches. i wanna see what the plastic toy does, I've eaten plastic before

[merchant-offical]

Alright, Rest In Peace.

[merchant-offical]

ooc. do you have a tiny plastic toy. i needa eat

I would not recommend eating that, but yes I do.

[killer-offical]

yippe thanks. i dont have a plastic toy thats small enough for me to swallow. im gonna pair this with expired biscuits and fish food, i wanna see what happens if i eat 4 things im not supposed to eat in one day

[merchant-offical]

I am told not to judge customers, I never listen to that advice.

[killer-offical]

but why. so far I've eaten a moldy peach, i just need to pair it with another inedible thing

[merchant-offical]

I would suggest that you do not.

[killer-offical]

but why. i survived the moldy peach, just took a bit of suffering

[merchant-offical]

You do not have to suffer.

[merchant-offical]

ooc. do you have a tiny plastic toy. i needa eat

I would not recommend eating that, but yes I do.

[killer-offical]

yippe thanks. i dont have a plastic toy thats small enough for me to swallow. im gonna pair this with expired biscuits and fish food, i wanna see what happens if i eat 4 things im not supposed to eat in one day

[merchant-offical]

I am told not to judge customers, I never listen to that advice.

[killer-offical]

but why. so far I've eaten a moldy peach, i just need to pair it with another inedible thing

[merchant-offical]

I would suggest that you do not.

[merchant-offical]

ooc. do you have a tiny plastic toy. i needa eat

I would not recommend eating that, but yes I do.

[killer-offical]

yippe thanks. i dont have a plastic toy thats small enough for me to swallow. im gonna pair this with expired biscuits and fish food, i wanna see what happens if i eat 4 things im not supposed to eat in one day

[merchant-offical]

I am told not to judge customers, I never listen to that advice.

[merchant-offical]

ooc. do you have a tiny plastic toy. i needa eat

I would not recommend eating that, but yes I do.

[merchant-offical]

h-hello, you look cool

-@an-angel-offical

Hello Jeremiah.

[an-angel-offical]

uh, how d-do you know my name?

[merchant-offical]

Glasses of base introduction

Somebody once sold it to me.

[an-angel-offical]

*he tilts his head*

what else does it say?

[merchant-offical]

Your age is…

Whoa.

What the hell is wrong with your age?

[an-angel-offical]

wh-what do you mean?

[merchant-offical]

Alright, looks like you were fighting Eredin and- [It blows up.] …Okay then.

[an-angel-offical]

(eredin did not kill him if thats where it was going, eredin was under a false assumption, jeremiah died several months later to sudo maybe suicide, also what blew up?)

what?

[merchant-offical]

Don’t worry about it.

What would you like?

((The item he was using blew up.))

[an-angel-offical]

what do you mean?

[merchant-offical]

Well, this is a store.

[an-angel-offical]

oh, i didnt know that, i-i just wanted to say hi

[merchant-offical]

Well, greetings!

Nice to meet you.

[an-angel-offical]

whats your n-name?

[merchant-offical]

…You may call me what you wish

[an-angel-offical]

do you not have a name?

[merchant-offical]

I do, just have not used it for a while.

[an-angel-offical]

c-can i know it?

[merchant-offical]

Maybe, but not today.

[an-angel-offical]

*he tilts his head*

why?

[merchant-offical]

Long story.

[an-angel-offical]

i wanna know

[merchant-offical]

And you may someday.

[an-angel-offical]

why cant you tell me?

[merchant-offical]

I would not want anyone from my village trying to get to me out here.

It is for safety.

[an-angel-offical]

i wouldnt tell, i promise

[merchant-offical]

They could still find out.

[an-angel-offical]

how?

[merchant-offical]

They are very smart.

[an-angel-offical]

yeah, but how would they learn from you just telling me?

[merchant-offical]

They already know my name.

Me telling you would help them find me.

They have many ways to do things.

[an-angel-offical]

how would it help?

[merchant-offical]

They would find a way.

You can just call me anything you'd like.

[an-angel-offical]

ok, i-im gonna call youuu, uh, noah

[merchant-offical]

That works.

Why Noah though?

[an-angel-offical]

first that c-came to mind

[merchant-offical]

I see.

[an-angel-offical]

why did you think itd have s-some special meaning?

*he stretches his wings*

[merchant-offical]

Everything has a meaning.

[an-angel-offical]

not necessarily

[merchant-offical]

What is one thing that does not?

[an-angel-offical]

angels h-having wings, theres no real reason for them, flying isnt needed, i cant fly & i-im fine

[merchant-offical]

Flying is faster and useful.

Also for aesthetic purposes.

[an-angel-offical]

it also takes a whole l-lot of energy

[merchant-offical]

Then it’s for when you’re in a pinch.

Do you have a place to stay?

[an-angel-offical]

yeah! the woods

[merchant-offical]

….

What have you been eating?

[an-angel-offical]

nothing?

[merchant-offical]

…

Would you like to stay with me?

[an-angel-offical]

why?

[merchant-offical]

You need food and care.

[an-angel-offical]

i-im fine tho? i dont need to eat

[merchant-offical]

Yes you do.

[an-angel-offical]

no, im pretty s-sure i dont

[merchant-offical]

What is your favorite food?

[an-angel-offical]

poppy i-i think

[merchant-offical]

[He gives you one.]

[an-angel-offical]

uh, why did you g-give me one?

[merchant-offical]

You need food.

[an-angel-offical]

n-no i dont

[merchant-offical]

Yes you do.

[an-angel-offical]

i dont need to eat

[merchant-offical]

Well you should.

How old are you?

[an-angel-offical]

75,000

(hes actually 74,973

[merchant-offical]

You should’ve learned by now you need basic care.

[an-angel-offical]

uh, i-i dont remember anything before the past 15 days

[merchant-offical]

I think you need some help.

[an-angel-offical]

*he tilts his head*

i-in what way?

[merchant-offical]

Taking care of yourself.

[an-angel-offical]

i know how to care for myself

[merchant-offical]

Not very well, evidently.

[an-angel-offical]

*he tilts his head*

wh-what do you mean?

[merchant-offical]

You have nothing to eat.

[an-angel-offical]

i already said i dont need to eat

[merchant-offical]

You still should.

[an-angel-offical]

whats the p-point?

[merchant-offical]

Why does anyone do anything?

[He makes a soup and practically slams it on the table.] [He sets a spoon down next to it.] Eat.

[an-angel-offical]

im n-not hungry

[merchant-offical]

Eat.

[an-angel-offical]

i dont need to

[merchant-offical]

[Time freezes.] Nobody is leaving my stand

until

you

eat.

[an-angel-offical]

*he shifts uncomfortably & drinks some soup*

[merchant-offical]

How is it?

[an-angel-offical]

h-hot

[merchant-offical]

[He uses a mini portable fan.]

[an-angel-offical]

*he pokes the fan*

[merchant-offical]

What are you doing.

[an-angel-offical]

poking?

[merchant-offical]

Why?

[an-angel-offical]

i dont know wh-what it is?

[merchant-offical]

…

Me neither but it’s portable and makes things colder.

[an-angel-offical]

h-howd you get it then?

[merchant-offical]

I travel a lot.

Somebody sold it to me elsewhere.

[an-angel-offical]

why didnt you ask?..

[merchant-offical]

Ignorance is bliss.

[an-angel-offical]

......

*he drinks more soup*

[merchant-offical]

How does it taste?

[an-angel-offical]

i dunno

[merchant-offical]

You do not know how it tastes?

[postie-offical]

Hello.

You are a postman?

I think we could be of assistance to each other.

As a side note, would you like to buy or sell anything?

@merchant-offical

Hi!! Yes I am a postman!

Surely you would have one of these AP-30 MkIII postal scales? Our customers keep jumping up and down on them and breaking them as a result.

[merchant-offical]

I do.

That will be 6M please.

[offical-fanartist-offical]

Hello.

I am the merchant.

My name does not matter.

Care to do business?

@merchant-offical

About what?

[merchant-offical]

Would you like to buy or sell?

[merchant-offical]

Greetings.

I am the merchant.

My name does not matter.

For it was forgotten by many the minute I left.

If you wish to buy, I have many things.

Do not ask me to list them, just ask if I have something.

I most likely do.

You may sell.

Shall we begin?

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[skyan-official]

I JUST got notified about being tagged here

hi hello hey there welcome 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋

[merchant-offical]

Greetings.