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@esricardothesnail
@esricardothesnail stop it
I NEED TO KNOW IF YOURE OKAY
I CANT BE PREGNANT
HOW DO YOU KNOW
I CANT GET PREGNANT
HOW DO YOU KNOW!!
Yeah how do we know....
Exactly hey wait a minute
You better not I’ll bite you and I have 14,000 teeth…
Oh.. aw..😮💨
Good now go touch eyes idk what humans do
Oh bet
Time to cover myself in butter
I'm selling you to the butcher
You can’t catch me I’m like Turbo the snail
@esricardothesnail stop it
I NEED TO KNOW IF YOURE OKAY
I CANT BE PREGNANT
HOW DO YOU KNOW
I CANT GET PREGNANT
HOW DO YOU KNOW!!
Yeah how do we know....
Exactly hey wait a minute
You better not I’ll bite you and I have 14,000 teeth…
Oh.. aw..😮💨
Good now go touch eyes idk what humans do
Oh bet
Time to cover myself in butter
@esricardothesnail stop it
I NEED TO KNOW IF YOURE OKAY
I CANT BE PREGNANT
HOW DO YOU KNOW
I CANT GET PREGNANT
HOW DO YOU KNOW!!
Yeah how do we know....
Exactly hey wait a minute
You better not I’ll bite you and I have 14,000 teeth…
Oh.. aw..😮💨
Good now go touch eyes idk what humans do
@esricardothesnail stop it
I NEED TO KNOW IF YOURE OKAY
I CANT BE PREGNANT
HOW DO YOU KNOW
I CANT GET PREGNANT
HOW DO YOU KNOW!!
Yeah how do we know....
Exactly hey wait a minute
You better not I’ll bite you and I have 14,000 teeth…
@esricardothesnail stop it
I NEED TO KNOW IF YOURE OKAY
I CANT BE PREGNANT
HOW DO YOU KNOW
I CANT GET PREGNANT
HOW DO YOU KNOW!!
Yeah how do we know....
Exactly hey wait a minute
@esricardothesnail stop it
I NEED TO KNOW IF YOURE OKAY
I CANT BE PREGNANT
HOW DO YOU KNOW
I CANT GET PREGNANT
HOW DO YOU KNOW!!
@esricardothesnail stop it
I NEED TO KNOW IF YOURE OKAY
I CANT BE PREGNANT
HOW DO YOU KNOW
@esricardothesnail this could've been you ...
500 birth control pills
I'm going to overdose like Elon myself or whatever
No wait
@esricardothesnail this could've been you ...
500 birth control pills
@esricardothesnail stop it
I NEED TO KNOW IF YOURE OKAY
IM NOT THAT FUCKING OLD
You are gay
@jacquespierrefrancois
IM NOT
Are you sure
Like you double checked
IM A BIOLOGICAL MALE
I DON'T THINK THAT MATTERS IN THIS UNIVERSE ANYMORE
Oh right IM STILL NOT PREGNANT
Are you sure 100% you triple checked
YES IM NOT PREGNANT
Give me 24 hours I'll walk across the room and check myself
I'm going to the kitchen
Nooo that's going to take me forever to get there Jacques 😢
Too bad😂😂😂😂
That's it I'm getting the butter
Wait no I'm sorry I'll go to you after I grab the croissant
Fine but don't balance them on your head like last time when you were high 😮💨😮💨
@jacquespierrefrancois
IM NOT
Are you sure
Like you double checked
IM A BIOLOGICAL MALE
I DON'T THINK THAT MATTERS IN THIS UNIVERSE ANYMORE
Oh right IM STILL NOT PREGNANT
Are you sure 100% you triple checked
YES IM NOT PREGNANT
Give me 24 hours I'll walk across the room and check myself
I'm going to the kitchen
Nooo that's going to take me forever to get there Jacques 😢
Too bad😂😂😂😂
That's it I'm getting the butter
@jacquespierrefrancois
IM NOT
Are you sure
Like you double checked
IM A BIOLOGICAL MALE
I DON'T THINK THAT MATTERS IN THIS UNIVERSE ANYMORE
Oh right IM STILL NOT PREGNANT
Are you sure 100% you triple checked
YES IM NOT PREGNANT
Give me 24 hours I'll walk across the room and check myself
I'm going to the kitchen
Nooo that's going to take me forever to get there Jacques 😢
@jacquespierrefrancois
IM NOT
Are you sure
Like you double checked
IM A BIOLOGICAL MALE
I DON'T THINK THAT MATTERS IN THIS UNIVERSE ANYMORE
Oh right IM STILL NOT PREGNANT
Are you sure 100% you triple checked
YES IM NOT PREGNANT
Give me 24 hours I'll walk across the room and check myself
@jacquespierrefrancois
IM NOT
Are you sure
Like you double checked
IM A BIOLOGICAL MALE
I DON'T THINK THAT MATTERS IN THIS UNIVERSE ANYMORE
Oh right IM STILL NOT PREGNANT
Are you sure 100% you triple checked
@jacquespierrefrancois
IM NOT
Are you sure
Like you double checked
IM A BIOLOGICAL MALE
I DON'T THINK THAT MATTERS IN THIS UNIVERSE ANYMORE
