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“Why is summer mist romantic and autumn mist just sad?” [Independent One Piece OC roleplay blog]

[alexis-of-summer]

Reblog If Your Muse Gets Jealous

[abravelittlehobbit]

; send me ❛ brush ❜ for my character's reaction to your character running their fingers through my character's hair.

[jacquxtte]

bonus if you add description!

[jacquxtte]

Me: Haha this is gonna be a fun joke character.

Character: *Accidentally develops most endearing personality*

Character: *Suddenly has well developed in depth backstory*

Character: *Spawns goals and aspirations*

Character: *has hopes, complex feelings, insecurities*

Character: *makes you and your friends cry*

Me: What the fuck just happened?

[waywardswordsman]

His expression fell flat on the woman as she pummeled him with her questions. Thinking back on it, of course his explanation sounded ridiculous, but to his credit, she most certainly hadn’t seen what he had. His face changed when she made her hand transform, and immediately he understood the difference between she and Perona.

”I see,” he replied. “You’ve eaten some kind of devil fruit, then? Are you like a— cloud girl?" But before he could finish his thought, she was demanding, somewhat irritably, actually — why he wouldn’t like her if she were a ghost. Ah, hell. He already looked like a crazy person — describing how demanding Perona had been and how downright negative her ghosts made him feel was not a conversation he wanted to have. The pirate needed a subject change, and quickly.

”Ahh, just forget I mentioned it," he waved it off, feeling the artery in his forehead begin to throb as she stood with expectant arms crossed. "Look, I’m just looking for a place around here to drink some booze. You know of any?”

[jacquxtte]

“…Didn’t expect you to have guessed so quickly,” she muttered, resisting the urge to pout like a child. How dull, if he could guess that just by walking through her then she was getting far too predictable. And that was never fun. “Less cloud more like fog I guess? Although I think it’s all made up of the same stuff…I dunno,” she had never been the sharpest crayon in the box, but it had never been a problem before. You didn’t need to be overly intelligent to kill a man or follow orders.

Jackie was about to make more inquiries about the green haired man’s supernatural experiences because they sounded at least somewhat interesting, until he mentioned drinking booze. Oh; she knew all about the places to drink booze around here. Even if the crew had only been there for a few days.

“I know of plenty. Was just on my way to one myself,” to stare at and maybe burn any of the wanted posters she’d find in there, alongside the obvious drinking, but he didn’t need to know that, did he? “There’s a load around here, man.”

[violet-renegade-deactivated2015]

In fact, no, she didn’t mind, because the girl was extremely dense and didn’t understand how to back off or stop being an annoying pirate captain with a five-year old mentality. The fact that the other female would do the — whatever it is , again, only excited her even more, and now she was immediately at the other’s side, seemingly in an instant, and was poking them as if it would help to find out how it was possible. There was no longer a grin on her face, but in fact a raised, eyebrow, and a line formed through pressed lips.

Good luck to the stranger, who has just allowed herself to be admired by the biggest child in the universe and will probably never shake them off. Well, second biggest; if you include Luffy which, Elspeth hasn’t the faintest idea of. 

❝ Listen lady, ya’ gotta tell me how ya’ do that, I wanna know! ❞

Anyone can sense the amount of curiosity radiating off of her, for something so stupid. Not that the stranger’s powers were stupid, of course.

[jacquxtte]

“I’m not doing it because I want to do it!”

She snapped, if this stranger had said anything else or asked her why she could do it she would have yelled more. Why did this woman want to know why she could do that? It wasn’t like she could teach her or anything!

It was a stupid little trick she gained from being a stupid little girl, she’d eaten the thing that could have allowed both her and her parents to live in luxury for as long as they had lived. She’d lost the ability to swim, something rather vital for a pirate hunter. All in all, she’d completely and utterly screwed up, and all she had to show for said screw up was the ability to turn into fog or mist. To some it was impressive, but it was nothing compared to the guy that could become fire or ice or whatever. Logia types were considered powerful, but she’d drawn the short straw when it came to the powers available.

“It’s just a reaction okay? You run into me or get too close without me wanting you to and I’m going to do that okay? It’s like flinching, you just do it! I can’t tell ya how, I just do it!”

[waywardswordsman]

Zoro never knew what to expect from people on the street. His rough appearance would usually drive people shuffling in the opposite direction, or occasionally some poor fool would try to take his head and cash it in for the massive bounty placed on it. But every once in awhile, someone would insist on giving him Hell for whatever strange comment or inquiry passed his lips. But this situation was different, wasn’t it? If she hadn’t been a damn — ghost or whatever, moments before, he wouldn’t have said anything at all.

”Yeah, a ghost — ghost girl. I know at least one of them." He explained, not sensitive to the fact that he probably sounded like a lunatic. "I didn’t see much when I walked into — uh, through— you?" He reached behind his head, thrusting a hand into the unruly strands as he pondered on how to explain. "Ghosts go through things. I don’t know how it works but they’re a pain in the ass. I didn’t make a habit of walking through them, it was mostly the other way around." He deadpanned on her expression after a moment. "But you’re not one, so that’s good. I don’t really like ‘em.”

[jacquxtte]

“You know ghosts? Like personally?” Jackie arched an eyebrow, it was just her luck that she’d run into, or rather walk through a crazy man on the street right? Why didn’t she just meet interesting people with interesting stuff to steal like Satordi seemed to meet? It was just her luck, really, being stuck with the weird ones. Although the green hair brough back memories, they hadn’t met before, obviously—she’d remember a weirdo like him, but there was something familiar about him. Like she’d seen his picture somewhere before…

She snapped herself away from those thoughts, it was clearly a coincidence if there ever was one. No one that…odd could have possibly made their way onto her radar. “Ghosts go through things ‘cause they’re not solid. I’m solid sometimes you know? I’m not always real thick you know?” Jackie raised a hand, watching as it slowly turned into a thin mist, usually she didn’t show it off; in fact she often made a conscious effort to hide her abilities but there wasn’t any harm in showing one person right? “So if I was one of those ghost girls you met, mister, are you saying you’d have disliked me on the spot?” She asked, crossing her arms.

[violet-renegade-deactivated2015]

—Stop. 

What was that? With eager eyes, the raven-haired would turn around with about as much excitement as a child, pupils shining whenever something of interest appeared.

All types of signs that the other was panicking were not visible to the captain, as she ignored everything that wasn’t what just happened.

❝ WOAH — LAdy, how’d ya’ do that?! It’s so cooool! ❞ It wasn’t a reaction one would expect, not at all. Maybe a person would run away — or start questioning the person even, but this girl was just admiring the power, despite having one of her own. Without warning, Elspeth — no, Speth — started to run to the stranger again, in order to find out if it’ll happen again. It will, right?

[jacquxtte]

If there was one thing that Jackie hadn’t expected to happen it was for the person in question to run at her again, and ask questions, dear god she didn’t want to explain how she could do that. She just could. It was a normal reaction to her now; as a child she couldn’t control it, sure but she’d learned through years and years of training and just having the power at her disposal. Although now that she thought about it she hadn’t really ever stayed solid when someone came towards her.

Being knocked into was a horrible feeling after all. And as the woman ran at her again, she dispersed into mist yet again. By now it had been a natural reaction. 

“Do you mind?!”

Didn’t this woman realize how damn rude it was to run into people?!

[waywardswordsman]

He hadn’t really been paying attention, which, for the ever observant swordsman was a rare occurrence. After being at sea without booze for too many days to keep track of, Zoro made his journey through this new town with one purpose in mind. 

After looping past the same building for a third time, Zoro had craned his neck in search of a tavern when he came in contact with the strange entity that was full of energy but lacking in a solid form. Pausing in his steps, he looked back behind him, looking suspiciously upon the woman who was there.

”Just—" he paused to sigh. "Tell me you’re not one of those ghost girls.”

[jacquxtte]

He hadn’t reacted badly, that was a good thing, and she didn’t think that she could take him down anyway. What, with those three fancy swords and the rather muscular form. Jackie was too tired to start a battle where she’d have to struggle. Struggling was a bore. And if there was one unforgivable thing to be; it was boring. However, his answer had been anything but boring. 

“One of those ghost girls?” the brunette arched an eyebrow, ever so slightly confused.

“Did the thing you walked through look like whatever the hell ghosts are made of to you?” She crossed her arms; unsure if she should be offended or not. “The hell sort of people have you been walking through?”

[jacquxtte]

“I—“

Jackie turned back to the person who had gone through her instead of accidentally bumping into her as her body reformed from the thin mist it had previously dissipated into, eyes wide in shock.

“I just—“

She’d panicked. Plain and simple, she’d panicked like an idiot. The brunette was still sore from Amelie showing her that no logia power could save her  from a haki user with a wicked left hook, and she really didn’t want to get hit again. Despite being absolutely mortified she was eager to gauge their reaction. After all, if they started to run she’d have to do something they’d definitely regret.

[jacquxtte]

"I didn’t mean to offend you." [/did I send this yet idek]

ask meme: cruel intentions

Jackie looked at the smaller girl, an unimpressed look onher face. If she hadn’t meant to offend then she shouldn’t have spoken. Years inCelene’s crew had made that so damn obvious to the brunette, people tookanything and everything seriously. In a way that would be funny if they didn’t livein a world where life was something that could be so easily thrown away.

“You didn’t mean to hm?”

Lifting her sunglasses down so the petite girl could see howmuch she’d actually offended her. Perhaps if the shorter woman realized howdispleased she’d been with the (assumingly) throwaway comment.

“Fortune favours you, darlin’, if it had been any other day Iwould have slit your throat, rather happily at that.”

She let a yawn pass her lips, there was something so damnenjoyable about making idle threats and knowing that she was serious with them.She’d killed a person for less, after all. Just because they’d had a prettylittle price on their head or because an old friend of her mother’s had askedher to.

“Think about what you say. Next time I won’t be soforgiving.”

[lxckwolf-archive]

Masterlist of Memes

Symbols

☹ My muse is visiting your muse on their death bed

♫ A drabble about our muses inspired by the next song that comes on shuffle

☻ A drabble of our muses on their wedding day

☺ my muse trying to piss yours off

ت our muses running into each other after not seeing each other for several years

ヅ for a situation that got both our muses arrested

シ my muse walks in on your naked

Ü your muse walks in on my muse naked

ϡ a goodbye letter from my muse to yours

♥ you muse suprises my muse with a kiss

۵ my muse kisses yours to shut them up

ღ a forehead kiss from my muse

웃 my muse torturing yours for information

유 my muse trying to seduce information from your muse

♈ a holiday drabble featuring our muses

♉ our muses are together when they get ambushed

≑ my muse wakes up in your muse’s body

?  my muse will ask your muse a question they always wanted to ask

+ my muse has died and your muse is included in their will

◈ my muse’s reaction to finding your muse beaten and bruised 

♊ my muse will do something stupid to impress your muse

✃ your muse visiting mine in the psych ward

♋ my muse visiting yours in the psych ward

❅ my muse rescues yours

✪ my muse seeing the ghost of your muse

● my muse’s turn offs

○ my muse’s turn ons

△ our muse’s get in a playful wrestling match

⍢ my muse gives yours a hickey

✧ our muses having dinner together

☎ my muse drunk dials your muse

✈ our muses on a flight together

☼ my muse giving yours a massage

♡ my muse flirts with your mue

☣ your muse visiting my muse in prison

♌ your muse visiting mine in prison

X my muse doesn’t remember anything from the night before. They have blood on their hands, and your muse is beaten at their feet.

☁ our muses are trapped in a fire together

〰 our muses are at the beach together

❢ my muse has lost their memory, and at the sight of your muse starts to remember things

✑ my muses daily routine

❂ a new years eve memory from my muse

✬ our muses share a new years eve kiss

✆ your muses name, ringtone, and icon in the muse’s phone

◙ a christmas gift from my muse

♍ a sexual story from my muse

₩ our muses are caught in a thunder storm together

❊  a regret my muse has about your muse

♎ your muse tracing one of my muse’s scars

♏ my muse tracing a scar of your muse’s

♐ my muse hearing your muse scream

♑ our muses go out for coffee together

♒ my muse visit’s your muse’s grave

♓ my muse injures your muse

✄ your muse injures my muse

☩ a dream my muse has about your muse

☨ my muse searching for your muse

☦ my muse trying to cheer up your muse

✞ my muse taking care of a your muse while their sick

✛ my muse trying to calm your muse down

✜ my muse trying to get your muse to recover from amnesia

✝ a confession from my muse to yours

✙ our muses shopping together

✠ our muses watching the stars together

« a past memory with our muses

» a daydream my muse has about yours

✐ a mistletoe kiss

✎ our muses going to a costume ball together

✏ our muses are evil and out reaking havoc together

♔ a kiss on the cheek

♕ a kiss on the palms

♖ a kiss on the back of the hand

♗ a kiss on the nose

♘ a kiss on the eyelids

♙ a kiss on a bruise

Sentence Memes

"You belong to me"

"I found you"

"I’m in jail"

"You make me so hot"

"I have to leave"

"Please don’t leave"

"And what about our parents?"

"Who did this to you?"

"You shouldn’t have done that"

"What happened last night"

"We never tell anyone about this"

"So, you want to play games?"

"Does that require pants?"

"Lets just have a lazy day"

"Then go kill the bitch"

"I’m pregnant"

"You broke me"

"Don’t touch me"

"You can’t fix this"

"There’s nowhere we can hide"

"I’m not listening"

"Who do you think you are?"

"I don’t need you here."

"Did I fall asleep?"

"A little evil goes a long, long way."

"I will not die."

"I don’t care."

"I have no regrets."

"I feel numb."

"All monsters are human."

"You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine."

"You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine."”

"How many time have I told you to be more careful?"

"Let’s get you to bed."

"I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!"

"Are you crazy?”

"Do you trust me?"

"How did you escape?"

"Is that blood behind your ear?"

"Take. This. Off. "

"What’s in it for me?"

"What’s in it for you?"

xtylerlockwood

[frey1x1archived]

ask meme: cruel intentions

[jacquxtte]

"My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible."  "Everybody does it; it’s just that nobody talks about it."  "You could be a model. It’s too bad you’re not sexy." "It’s not like you have a husband - unless you’re married to Jesus."  "Aww, she’s crying. Little baby upset about the big bad book."  "Who are you spying on? That her?"  "The only thing you’ll be riding is me."  "People shouldn’t experience the act of love until they are in love."  "You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love."  "How can someone so charming be so manipulative?"  "Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica."  "My, what an adorable shirt you’re wearing!"  "So, what are you doing in your room?"  "Who are you to criticize something you’ve never experienced?"  "I didn’t mean to offend you." "This sure doesn’t taste like an iced tea. " "He told me loved me, and I believed him."  "I love you"? My God. You are completely pussy-whipped."  "What happened to us?"  "How do you do it? Where do you get your strength?"  "Could you be more queer?"  "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."  "I have a reputation to uphold."  "Silly rabbit. My triumph isn’t over her. It’s over you."  "You’re telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn’t?"  "Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the fuck of your life."  "Now tell me, are you in… or are you out?"  "How dare you treat me with such disrespect!"  "How is your gold-digging, whore of a mother enjoying Bali?"  "Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way."  "Jesus Christ, where have you been?"  "I hate it when things don’t go my way. It makes me so horny."  "Why can’t we be together?"  "I don’t trust myself with you."  "This isn’t working out for me anymore."  "There’s something I have to tell you."  "It’s not you. It’s me… I’m completely fucked up." "I thought I was in love with you but it was just a lie."  "I just… I just wanted to see what you were like in bed."  "The fact of the matter is, there is someone I love." "You mean nothing to me!"  "You were just a conquest."  "That little wager of yours? Count me in."  "I’ll give you something you’ve been obsessing about."  "You’ve got yourself a bet, baby."  "I can’t win with you."  "E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles."  "God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex."  "You’re in love with her, you don’t love me anymore."  "Look at yourself, look at what you’ve been reduced to!"  "People don’t change overnight. You and I are two of a kind."  "I’m willing to take my chances."  "Sometimes, I wanna kill myself."  "I don’t fuck losers." 

[jacquxtte]

“I—“

Jackie turned back to the person who had gone through her instead of accidentally bumping into her as her body reformed from the thin mist it had previously dissipated into, eyes wide in shock.

“I just—“

She’d panicked. Plain and simple, she'd panicked like an idiot. The brunette was still sore from Amelie showing her that no logia power could save her  from a haki user with a wicked left hook, and she really didn't want to get hit again. Despite being absolutely mortified she was eager to gauge their reaction. After all, if they started to run she’d have to do something they’d definitely regret.

[jacquxtte]

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Put a “║” in my inbox for my muse being thrown into a jail-cell with yours.

Grey eyes shifted to look at the small commotion that had been going on; taunts being made by marines and the like and as much as she wanted to see what was going. Jackie had no doubt that Satordi would inform her later when Celene sent him to bust her out of this damn place. One more day, that had been the plan. If a day passed then she’d bust out herself. Being able to turn into fog had its advantages; although the cons had always outweighed the pros in her mind.

And then she saw him. Him of all people being tossed into a jail cell. It had taken all of her self-control to not laugh out loud. Oh, how the mighty had fallen.

This was too good to be true.

And the moment the guards left a smirk spread onto her lips and she gazed at the taller man; unable to hide her amusement for a moment. Oh, if her captain was here she’d have a few words to tell her about self-control. But her captain wasn’t here. And she was in no mood to make friends; especially not with someone like him. 

In fact, playing nice would be so damn boring.

“What the hell you doin’ here, blue bird? Finally get sick of playin’ boy scout?” 

[jacquxtte]

[Rises from the dead 8325128939 years later]

[aseaofquotes]

[aseaofquotes]

Naomi Shihab Nye, “Famous”

[roleplaymayhem]

Put a "║" in my inbox for my muse being thrown into a jail-cell with yours.

[roleplaymayhem]

Bonus if the crime is because of something they’ve done together.