Roronoa Zoro

Indie RP blog for Roronoa Zoro

[waywardswordsman]

[waywardswordsman]

                                                     waywardswordsman

❝σνєя тнє ηιηє мσυηтαιηѕ αη∂ α¢яσѕѕ тнє єιgнт ѕєαѕ σƒ συя єαятнℓу яєαℓм.  тнєяє ιѕ ησтнιηg ι ¢αηησт ¢υт!❞

✖ Independent One Piece Roleplay Blog for Roronoa Zoro ✖ Canon/Crossover/Original Character friendly ✖ Paragraph/Short Paragraph/One-liner style ✖ Selective & mutuals only ✖ serious & ƒ-υ-η ✖ NSFW permitted (assuming 18+ muses & muns)

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[mydruggedthoughts]

[waywardswordsman]

xviipera.

❝ Multiple times on numerous occasions. And if I were you, I wouldn’t go insulting someone you just asked for help from. ❞

“Yeah, I asked and you told me you’d rather see me suffer. Why the hell would I be nice after that?” “Piece of work” was barely an insult, what was with this pansy-ass crew anyway?

[waywardswordsman]

“Not drunk enough for this.” //B)

@agelesshungxrrThis meme

“Yeah? Well I don’t really like you either,” he paused to take a long swig of his sake, motioning to the bartender for another round. “But there’s only one bar on this island so shut up and deal with it, ‘cause I ain’t leavin’.”

[waywardswordsman]

“Why is there silly string everywhere?”

@xviridiisThis meme

“They did it,” he replied, pointing in the general direction of the other males on the crew.

[waywardswordsman]

“I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid.”

@xviridiisThis meme

“Oi, Luffy said its a go, hurry up!” he shouted back to her, her insult going in one ear and cleanly out the other.

[waywardswordsman]

“Care to tell me what’s going on?”

@xviridiisThis meme

“There ain’t nothin’ to tell,” he grumbled back. As usual, he and the cook had gotten into it and made a mess. Big deal.

[waywardswordsman]

"Is that a penguin?"

@shrapnelsongThis meme

At her question, his gaze followed the path of her finger which indicated to a tiny, bird-looking thing at his feet. He thought he’d seen penguins before. The crew hadn’t been to too many winter islands, but the ones he had observed didn’t look like this.

Penguins were supposed to be bigger, with black and white smooth feathers -- not a distraught looking gray ball of fluff like the animal currently staring up at him. At its pitiful sounding peeps, Zoro knelt down and let the tiny creature crawl into his comparatively enormous palm. Looking back to her, he rose to his full stature with the bird in hand.

“I don’t know, do penguins really live around here?” This wasn’t a winter island, so it’s appearance didn’t make much sense to him.

[waywardswordsman]

“Fight me for it.”

@curlybrxwsThis meme

The tension between them was thick when both of the men’s hands fell on the last bottle of wine. Zoro preferred his sake, of course, but when supplies were low desperate times called for desperate measures. 

They didn’t have to speak to know what the other was thinking. The love-cook probably wanted the wine to make a burgundy sauce...bullshit sauce was more like it. What was the point of having booze if you were just going to evaporate all the good stuff out of it anyway? They were on a pirate ship, not some fancy fuck cruise liner in the North Blue. At his suggestion on how to settle this, the swordsman smirked.

“Hmph, fine. But we’re gonna need to find a new cook after I cut your sorry ass.”

[waywardswordsman]

“Can you not?”

@ask-peronaThis meme

“Look,” he paused mid-push up to bark at the obnoxious woman, “I’m training here. If you got a problem with that, go somewhere else!”

[kxikyo-blog]

Seeing as I am feeling a little more comfortable here now I’m just gonna pop this post up!

Please like or reblog if you would be interested in interacting with a Jinbe!

[waywardswordsman]

“But what if we get caught?”

@spottedsoftpawsThis meme

“Then we fight.” He answered without having to think about it. Zoro was a pirate and currently, Rob Lucci was aiding and abetting one. If anyone managed to apprehend them, they were as good as dead.

“There aren’t that many of ‘em, just keep down.” He continued, throwing his glance around the corner. “If I’m goin’ down, it sure as hell ain’t without a fight.”

[waywardswordsman]

xviipera.

❝  I could, but watching you wander around like an idiot is more amusing.❞

“You’re a real piece of work, anyone ever tell ya that?”

[waywardswordsman]

“Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?“

@xviiperaThis meme

How in the hell was he supposed to know? The swordsman was just on his way to grab a shower when low and behold, there was a frozen hunk of meat defrosting in the bathtub. He didn’t put it there. At her stare, he just gave a heavy shrug of his shoulders.

“I don’t know. It’s your shitty sub, you tell me.”

[waywardswordsman]

*respectfully places a moss ball on between his hands*

@uekii

His eye passed over the petite thing for an extended moment before he met the other man’s gaze.

“Why?”

[waywardswordsman]

xviipera.

❝  I’d get you a map, but I’m sure you wouldn’t be able to read it. ❞

“You could just show me, it’s dinner time, right?” He sure as hell hoped it was, after a lengthy training session he was starving.

[malydiawrites-blog]

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