Jade-kingfisher

Digital Artist living in NZ. Personal Reblog blog. Check out my Art Blog!

[florencesques-deactivated201908]

I miss when ‘getting sea air’ was a viable prescription for most maladies

[theladyspanishes]

yeah how come my doctor hasn’t instructed me to become a pirate for my own health yet? what’s up with that

[archbudzar]

follow my art on insta

(C.B)(4.5.19)

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[dcmultiverse]

Anne Hathaway as Catwoman screen-test for ‘The Dark Knight Rises’

[clintfbarton-deactivated2025012]

Hair, Tattoo, Arms, Hands, Shirt. ‘Nuff said?

[rlymax-deactivated20140421]

help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to

[obligatory-regal-name]

[giulialibard]

[giulialibard]

[fyeahsailormoon]

劇場版 美少女戦士セーラームーンR

[nevver]

[understands]

[shear-in-spuh-rey-shuhn-deactiv]

HENRY WONG Unknown

[tattooed-alchemist]

It’s so true…

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[btchnahalf]

This is literally the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[sugarpkts]

my girl got the skyrim lockpick brows

[auddityy]

queent

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it is always hilarious to me that hermione managed to go 7 books with a reputation as a goody two shoes. all the school rules she’s broken…heck all the international wizarding laws she’s violated….kept a person in a jar for a year

[the-funeral-party]

As a straight A student with a reputation as a goody two shoes, I cannot begin to tell you the shit I got away with.

[appendingfic]

Being known as the quiet rule-abiding kid gave me a free shot at electrocuting my entire physics class because no one thought I’d do it

[ollieofthebeholder]

My uncles used to say about my aunt that if the teachers heard a gunshot and ran into the room to see her standing over the still-twitching body of a classmate holding a smoking gun in her hands, they would have said, “Erica! Don’t touch that! There might be fingerprints!”

[penny-anna]

if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo.

[penny-anna]

what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit

what gollum meant: ur ugly and stupid

what sam heard: you’re a hottie but you’re dumb as shit

sam:

[harumscarumcos]

you telling me……..gollum was calling sam dummy thicc

[mostlycatsmostly]