jade

☆just a nerd☆ ◇feel free to send fic prompts◇ I ship what I ship- no judgment here

[jadebeesworld]

Just considering a fic for the pitt where.....

Female OC is a trauma surgery resident

S1:

Has a weird relationship with Robby that's not romantic but theres hella speculation because of how he treats her;

- she absolutely teases the fuck out of him and pushes all of his buttons and he literally cant do anything about it to make her stop

- he brings her coffee and always grills her about her day and if she had an okay shift since a good shift is highly unlikely

- no one- absolutely no one- knows why she sometimes rides in on robbys motorcycle and he leaves with it after she switches to night shift

- she calls him dr dad when she slips up and robby just chuckles and shakes his head

Has the same weird ass relationship with Abbot but theres something different, more romantic;

- she fainted once during the pitt fest shift from low blood sugar and now Abbot always brings her the most sugary coffee she could desire

- he knows her medical history and carries special protein bars that she can actually eat due to her gerd/acid reflux (he has been since she kept declining the other ones and finally told him why a year ago)

- convinces her to join the night shift after realizing that working day shift means she throws up for half an hour before work every morning- and boy was he right

- she mentioned liking older men with the silver fox metaphor- then accidentally said "okay silver fox" to him- Abbot nearly exploded

Has the greatest relationship with Santos;

- immediately called santos a bitch when she first met her and said "youre a bitch, I like that"

- queer girls unite- the ultimate santos and Garcia shipper ever

- shared trauma from being sexually assaulted

Has the sibling relationship with Langdon no one expected;

- "you may be the prodigal son, but im the menace robby thinks about all the time" in reference to hearing robby praise Langdon once

- Langdon treats her like a little sister but he's a little shit

- absolutely knows the relationship between her and Dr. Robby and threatens to spill the beans when she does better than him- even though hr knows but its not common knowledge

Has a mother-daughter relationship with Dana;

- Dana met her years ago when her mother passed and had been in her life as a supportive role model since- except the smoking

- always calls Dana to tell her about achievements and high points if she's not with robby when she tells him

- helps her through a panic attack by bringing in dr Abbot because she wants her mom and Dana isn't her mom so she got the next best thing

Has a beautiful friendship with Javadi;

- immediately clocks that javadi also has a doctor for a parent and relates to her about the pressure she gets from her dad sometimes

- javadi clocks what the relationship with robby is after a month but doesnt tell anyone because she's not a gossiper

- her and javadi always catch up between shifts when their paths cross

Her name is Dr. Camille Montenegro

- she took her mother's last name after she died when she was 12

- robby and Abbot were there when it happened

- took up trauma surgery because she was good at quick thinking and wanted to help people in a way she was good at

- she's 27 and definitely into older men (if you catch her staring at Abbot she was definitely thinking of new insults and not how good he looks in his swat uniform)

Between S1 and S2:

- starts seeing an older gentleman she refers to as "silver fox"

- Abbot is definitely not jealous- seriously he's not- he thought he was her silver fox :(

- robby nearly has a cow when he finds out she's dating someone 20 years older than she is

- an argument occurs between the two and she snaps- "you quit being a good father 12 years ago when mom died, don't act like you know what's best for me."

- jaws around the ed drop at the realization that dr. Montenegro is Dr. Robbys daughter

- Ahmad quietly hands javadi the betting pool money afterwards- he thought she was crazy with her bet

- that's the day robby decides he's taking a sabbatical

S2:

Months later she is the night shift attending trauma surgeon.

RObby and Camille talked and figured a way through and are finally reconciled;

- he accepts that she's dating an older man but still doesn't like it and an off handed joke makes Abbot turn red, "honestly if he's anything like you then I guess she's in good hands"

- robby becomes a little suspicious with Abbot hanging around his daughter comfortably, they brush it off they're "just friends"

Has a lovely encounter with new grad nurse Emma;

- "youre in love, that's amazing" upon hearing about how respectful and thoughtful her boyfriend is

- dr monte tries to deny it, "i don't think its love yet", Abbot is looking anywhere but towards robby, Emma, and monte

- "Well he's definitely in love with you", Abbot coughs and leaves the room, dr monte just shakes her head

Has a stairwell encounter with Javadi and Joy after a live from that afternoon;

- they know who she is dating and they intend to get her to admit it

- "I saw the way he handed you the chart and you smiled at him, just like when he got you your favorite fruit in your live" javadi smirks, "I have a photographic memory, i know who's hand that is" joy chimes in

- they promise not to tell and Abbot walks in, "if I give you insider information about her relationship I want 75/25 split of the bet pool." "50/50, there's two of us" "deal" monte groans and the girls leave

Has a moment alone with her boyfriend finally;

- "I told you not to come to close when im live" "at least no one saw my leg- that would've been a dead giveaway" he kisses her forehead and they're back to work

She decides to tell Robby before his sabbatical;

- "I think you already know who im dating but you don't want to admit it." "Don't say it or I'll kill him." "Dad.... im dating your best friend. We're in love and we're happy." "Im gonna beat his ass." "Dad...." "Don't say his name or I'll hit him." "Im dating Dr."

- robby decks Abbot

- "Seriously Dad!?" "I told you not to say his name."

Basically OC x Abbot fic thank you very much.

[olipopshark]

Im going to rip Dr. Jack Abbott's uniform off with my teeth.

[jadebeesworld]

New OC for a fic for The Pitt!!

Name: Dr. Camille Montenegro

Age: 26 years old

Position: Trauma Surgery Senior Resident

Shift Cycle: Day Shift 7:00 AM - 7:00 PM

Camille Montenegro is a brilliant, sharp-edged trauma surgery resident who survives the ED by being faster, louder, and more fearless than the chaos around her. She’s known for pushing limits—especially Dr. Michael “Robby” Robinavitch, who just happens to be her father.

Their relationship is complicated and mostly hidden from staff. Camille teases him relentlessly, calls him “Dr. Dad” when she slips, and shows up on his motorcycle like it’s normal. Robby pretends it isn’t affecting him. It is.

Everything breaks open when their connection is revealed in the ED. When Robby tries to control her life—especially her relationship choices—Camille snaps, exposing years of emotional distance since her mother’s death. The fallout forces their fractured relationship into the open.

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A Series of Events

Final Interview- Zoey & Mystery

Interview Tonight: Jian with Zoey & Mystery

The set was intimate—softer lighting, quieter music, no roaring crowd. Just Jian, seated across from Zoey and Mystery, who held hands like it was second nature.

“So,” Jian began, his tone softer than usual. “The world now knows. The secret is out. You’re married. You have a child. It’s… a lot. Why now?”

Zoey glanced at Mystery, then smiled. “Because we’re ready. And because our son deserves a world that knows how loved he is.”

Mystery nodded. “For a while, our relationship wasn’t about the world. It was just about us. Our space. Our peace. We didn’t want to let anyone else in until we were strong enough to handle it.”

Jian tilted his head. “Was it hard, keeping it all a secret? Living so publicly, yet hiding something so personal?”

Mystery leaned back slightly, his voice thoughtful. “Hard? Yes. But also… kind of beautiful. No cameras. No edits. Just us. We’d steal moments backstage. Share glances when the cameras turned away. Baby and Ara ran interference more times than I can count.”

Zoey laughed softly. “They really did. I owe Baby like... three years of bubble tea.”

Jian smiled. “Did you ever almost get caught?”

“Oh, all the time,” Zoey said. “One time in Osaka, we were walking near a temple, and someone snapped a blurry photo of us holding hands. But Baby and Ara were a few steps behind us. The fans thought it was just a group trip.”

“We were good at vanishing into crowds,” Mystery added. “Different hats. Different hair. Silent cars. Secret notes.”

Jian leaned in. “And the baby? What was it like becoming parents in secret?”

Zoey exhaled. “Surreal. Scary. Perfect. We had to be careful about everything. Every hospital visit. Every item ordered. But when he was born…” Her voice caught for a moment. “It was like the world stopped and started again, all at once.”

Mystery squeezed her hand.

“He’s the best thing we’ve ever done,” he said quietly.

Jian nodded, emotion in his eyes. “So… any regrets?”

Zoey shook her head.

“None,” Mystery answered.

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A Series of Events

The Family Reveal

Six months into their hiatus, Zoey and Mystery posted the same photo.

A tiny baby, cradled in their arms.

Caption: “Our little family.”

The internet imploded.

Our family?!

Fans screamed, cried, tweeted, spiraled.

Mystery had never been this public. Ever.

Was he her husband? Was that their son?

And then—confirmation.

Zoey posted a short video to her Instagram story.

She was curled up on the couch. Mystery sat beside her, their son resting on his chest.

“We wanted to finally let you in on our life,” Zoey said gently. “We became parents three months ago. He’s our miracle. Our joy. And yes… Mystery and I have been together for years. We married last year. But we wanted to enjoy our love privately.”

Mystery didn’t say much. But he kissed Zoey’s temple.

It was more than enough.

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Flirty Chaos

Mira was curled up on the couch, hoodie sleeves pulled over her hands, trying to focus on the movie playing in front of her. She might have been enjoying it, if she wasn’t so aware of the two idiots loitering near the kitchen doorway, whispering way too loudly to be subtle.

She didn’t look up. “Are you guys seriously staring at me again?”

“Not staring,” Romance said, stepping into the room. “Admiring.”

Mira sighed, eyes still on the screen. “There’s a difference?”

“Definitely,” Abby said, appearing on her other side. “Staring is creepy. Admiring is romantic.”

She rolled her eyes. “You’re both ridiculous.”

Romance flopped onto the couch next to her, his arm instantly slung across the backrest—close enough to be felt, not quite close enough to push off. Abby dropped down on her other side, even more comfortable, legs stretched out in front of him as if he lived there.

“You just have a really cozy vibe,” Abby said, bumping her shoulder lightly.

“And an incredibly kissable face,” Romance added, not missing a beat.

Mira groaned. “You’re both dating each other.”

“We are ,” Romance agreed, nodding solemnly.

“But also,” Abby said, leaning in a little, “we’re just saying—you’re very pretty.”

“It’s a compliment,” Romance added. “We give those. To people we love. Who we would not be opposed to... hypothetically dating.”

Mira blinked. “So this is a joke?”

“Do you want it to be?” Abby asked, entirely too serious for her comfort.

Romance smirked. “We’re mostly joking.”

Mira narrowed her eyes. “Mostly?”

There was a beat of silence. Abby grinned. Romance looked a little too pleased with himself.

“I hate both of you,” she muttered, grabbing a throw pillow and hugging it to her chest like a shield.

“And yet,” Abby said cheerfully, “you haven’t moved.”

“She never does,” Romance said softly, looking at her with that stupid warm expression that made Mira feel like she was the only person in the room.

She shoved her face into the pillow. “You guys are the worst.”

From behind the fluff, she heard them laugh.

“So…” she mumbled, voice muffled, “are you trying to recruit me or something?”

“We prefer the term ‘extend an invitation,’” Abby said.

“To what? The weirdest throuple in existence?” she deadpanned.

Romance leaned closer. “We’d be so good to you.”

Mira’s face turned bright red. She jumped up. “I’m getting coffee. And space. Lots of it.”

As she bolted from the room, Abby looked at Romance.

“She didn’t say no.”

Romance grinned. “Not even close.”

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A Series of Events

The Collapse

Six months later, Huntr/x announced their final concert before a year-long hiatus.

What fans didn’t know?

Zoey was six months pregnant. She barely showed, and had explained away any bloat as blood sugar issues or stress weight.

But during that final concert, as the lights flashed and the music thundered—

Zoey collapsed on stage.

The music cut mid-beat. Screams filled the stadium.

Baby and Mystery were on her side in seconds. Rumi and Mira sprinted over.

Fans watched in horror as staff rushed in.

The show never resumed.

The next morning, Zoey posted a video from her hospital bed.

“Hey y’all,” she said with a tired smile. “I’m okay. I collapsed due to my diabetes and dehydration. It’s nothing permanent, and I’ll be using our hiatus to recover fully.”

She didn’t mention the baby.

But in her room sat Mystery and Ara.

The father. The aunt.

They stayed by her side, through every scan and sleepless night.

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Bite Mark Love

Zoey was feeling mischievous.

Mystery had this habit—an annoying, endearing, totally him kind of habit—of biting her. Always in the same spot, right where her neck met her shoulder. He said it was instinct, like some kind of affectionate vampire thing. She’d swat at him every time, of course, but never really minded. Especially when it made her yelp and he’d just grin smugly, like he’d won some kind of prize.

It had become their thing.

So when the latest bite left a perfectly shaped mark, Zoey had an idea.

She headed to the tattoo shop, wearing a wide grin and a hoodie to hide the fresh bruise. She and Mystery had been dating for three years now—plenty of time to know this was exactly the kind of chaotic, romantic surprise he’d appreciate.

“I want a tattoo,” Zoey said, pulling the hoodie aside to show the artist the mark.

The artist blinked, then chuckled. “Of that ?”

“Yup. Right over it. Just a clean outline—no shading. Keep it as true to the shape as possible.”

“Alright, then,” they said with a shrug, already prepping the station. “This a love thing or a revenge thing?”

Zoey grinned. “A little of both.”

Later that night, back at the dorm, Zoey waited until Mystery was flopped on the couch, flipping through playlists with one hand and munching on cereal with the other. She stood in front of him, arms crossed, waiting until he looked up.

He glanced at her. “You look like you’re about to yell at me or propose.”

“Worse,” she said, then tugged her shirt to the side.

Mystery blinked.

Then leaned forward.

Right where his latest bite had been was now a clean, black outline tattoo—his exact bite mark, immortalized on her skin.

Zoey watched his eyes go wide, then his expression shift into a stunned mix of horror, pride, and affection.

“You… tattooed my bite mark ?” he asked, slowly standing.

“Surprise!” she said, clearly delighted.

Mystery stared for another beat. Then a slow, wicked grin spread across his face.

“I love you,” he said, voice low.

“I know.”

“And I’m gonna bite you again.”

“You better,” she smirked, already turning to walk away.

Mystery chased after her immediately, laughing the whole way.

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A Series of Events

A Quiet Wedding

One year later, Zoey posted a wedding photo.

It was black-and-white. Tasteful. Elegant.

A close-up of her hand on a man’s shoulder. Her wedding dress. The ring, glittering.

Caption: “We did it. We’re married.”

No tags. No faces. No location.

Fans were sent spiraling.

Speculation began anew. Some swore it was a model. Others insisted it had to be Mystery. But nothing was confirmed.

Except to those who already knew.

The other idols? They celebrated in private. No fanfare. Just joy.

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A Series of Events

The Red Carpet Damage Control

The next night, Huntr/x, Saja Boys, and Ara arrived at an award show red carpet.

Zoey was glowing.

And on her left hand?

The ring.

The one from the Snapchat post.

Reporters swarmed like bees.

“Zoey! That ring looks awfully familiar!” one shouted.

Zoey laughed, a little too quickly. “My boyfriend proposed.”

“But Mystery posted—”

“—He got excited and accidentally posted it publicly instead of to our friends,” she interrupted smoothly. “He was just celebrating my engagement. That’s all.”

The reporters paused, confused but hesitant to push.

Zoey smiled sweetly and moved on.

She didn’t flinch. She didn’t stutter.

Because she and Mystery had rehearsed this. Down to the phrasing.

Later that night, Baby walked the carpet hand-in-hand with Ara.

“Who’s this lucky date?” a reporter asked with a wink.

“This is Ara,” Baby said proudly. “My girlfriend of three years.”

The press gasped.

“We kept it secret for a while. But now felt right. And hey, having your best friend as her brother? Makes things interesting.”

Ara laughed. “Let’s just say the vetting process was intense .”

The reveal helped redirect the press frenzy.

Then Mystery arrived.

Microphones flew toward him.

“What about the Snapchat last night?” one reporter shouted.

Mystery, unbothered, simply said: “I was celebrating my friend’s engagement. I clicked the wrong story. That’s all.”

And with that, he walked past the cameras, ignoring the chaos behind him.

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A Chaotic Morning with Mom and Dad

They didn’t know when it happened—or how. It just kind of snuck up on them.

Somewhere along the way, Rumi and Jinu had become everyone’s mom and dad.

Every morning, without fail, Jinu was the first one in the kitchen, whipping up breakfast—pancakes, waffles, French toast, you name it. Meanwhile, Rumi brewed coffee and tea, the rich scents curling through the dorm like a gentle wake-up call. Together, they’d set the table before splitting up to wake the others.

Jinu handled the boys. Rumi got the girls—and Baby.

Jinu waking Romance and Abby:

“Hey, guys. Time for breakfast,” Jinu said softly, nudging the two sleeping figures.

Romance and Abby were once again mysteriously (not really) cuddled up in the same bed.

“Five more minutes, Dad,” Romance mumbled, burying his face in Abby’s chest.

Jinu flushed. Dad?

Abby, as usual, kept snoring—completely dead to the world.

Jinu sighed. Time for drastic measures. He retrieved the spray bottle he had started keeping just for this purpose and misted them both. “GET UP!”

Romance yelped. Abby groaned. But they got up—grumbling all the way to the table.

Rumi waking Mira:

Mira was the hardest.

“Mira~” Rumi sang gently, setting a steaming cup on the nightstand. “Jinu made pancakes today.”

She nudged her shoulder. “I made your coffee—black, one spoon of sugar. Just how you like.”

Mira groaned, eyes blinking open slowly. “Thanks, Mom.”

Rumi froze. Mom?

“Did Dad make chocolate chip?” Mira sat up, still rubbing the sleep from her eyes as she reached for the coffee.

“Yes,” Rumi said softly, heart hammering. “Go on, it’s ready.”

Jinu heading to Mystery’s room:

He was already awake, headphones in, swaying slightly to the music.

“Breakfast is ready,” he called from the doorway.

Mystery glanced over, nodded, and walked toward the kitchen.

Rumi waking Zoey:

She passed Jinu in the hallway, both of them pink-faced and avoiding eye contact.

“Zoeyyyyy~” Rumi called sweetly. “Jinu made pancakes.”

From inside, came a groan. “Please tell me there’s tea.”

“It’s already on the counter,” Rumi replied with a smile.

“Mom win!” Zoey chirped, emerging with wild bed hair and a big grin.

Rumi and Jinu at Baby’s door:

They met in front of it, both hesitating.

“Baby~” Rumi called.

“It’s time for breakfast,” Jinu added, gently shaking the lump under the blanket.

“Ughhh.” Baby rolled away. “Five more minutes. Pleaseee, Mom and Dad.”

They froze.

“BABY!” Rumi yelped. “You can’t just say something like that!”

Baby peeked out at them, confused. “What? Am I wrong?”

“Wha—No! Yes! I mean—” Jinu stammered, completely flustered. “Just go eat!”

As Baby strolled off, he whistled, pleased with himself for causing maximum chaos before 9 a.m.

Rumi and Jinu took a second- collecting themselves in Baby’s room before heading out to the breakfast table.

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Meanwhile, Baby had just plopped down at the breakfast table, still grinning from his successful ambush.

He turned to the others, eyes gleaming with mischief. “So... did everyone call Rumi and Jinu ‘Mom and Dad’ this morning?”

“Yep,” Mira said casually, sipping her coffee.

“100%,” Romance added with a smirk, hiding behind his mug.

“I went with ‘Mom win!’” Zoey giggled, reaching for the syrup.

Mystery just shrugged, already halfway through his pancakes.

Abby leaned back in his chair, raising an eyebrow. “Think they’re in full chaos mode right now?”

“Oh, definitely,” Baby said, beaming with pride. “Mission accomplished.”

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Hear Me Out RQ

Rujinu- amazing love it

~ Mom and Dad vibes

Zoeystery- i will die on this hill and continue to write fanfics until i combust

~ He's her protective guard dog

~ Def the dom in bed unless they do pet play- then its all Zoey ~ SHE GETS A TATTOO OF HIS BITEMARK ON HER SHOULDER FIGHT ME

Miromabby- this is where it gets a bit crazy

~ Romance and Abby are definitely dating

~ AND THEY BOTH LIKE FLIRTING WITH MIRA

~ But its just jokes.... right?

~ They lowkey want her as their third but are still happy together

~ Mira doesn't know whether or not to entertain it

Mira x Female!Reader

~ If she isn't with Romance and Abby then she's a die-hard lesbian

~ I will die on this hill too

Babby- Big strong Abby not even needing to protect feral Baby but doing it cause he's just so cuteeeeeee

~ FR the only Baby ship with another character i think would work

Baby x Reader- top tier

~He's a menace to society and will burn the world for y/n

Okay thats it im writing a fanfic

[jadebeesworld]

Kpop Demon Hunters Masterlist

A Series of Events

A Zoeystery fanfic in which they break the internet, privately, then publicly.

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One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten Eleven Twelve Thirteen Fourteen Fifteen Sixteen

The Aftermath

CRASH

“Ow! Watch your elbow!”

“Get off me!”

“I know you love me, but I’d like to breathe!”

“Sorry, Ro—let me help you up.”

“Will you all shut up? They can probably hear us.”

The door to the Huntr/x apartment creaked open slowly, revealing the three girls—Rumi, Mira, and Zoey—standing frozen, eyes wide in disbelief. The Saja Boys were back.

Let Me Cook

Basically a collection of one-shots where I ship what I want and write what comes to me.

If you have any requests I am open to them.

This includes ships I did not explicitly mention.

I am here for this fandom and the chaos I can contribute to it.

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A Chaotic Morning with Mom and Dad

Bite Mark Love

Flirty Chaos

To Hell and Back for You

He’s Feral, But He’s My Feral

For You? Always.

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A Series of Events

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The Accidental Engagement Reveal

Two years later, the internet exploded.

Mystery, king of silence and secrecy, had posted on Snapchat. And not to his close friends list— publicly .

“SHE SAID YES!!!”

The caption sat above a blurry but unmistakable photo of a delicate, diamond engagement ring on someone’s hand.

It was gone within thirty seconds.

But thirty seconds was enough.

Screenshots. Fan theories. Wild speculation. Within the hour, #MysteryEngaged was trending worldwide.

No caption could've caused more chaos.

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A Series of Events

In this chapter we introduce a new character- my OC Ara.

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Interview Tonight — Ara & Mystery

Interview Tonight: Jian with Mystery (Saja Boys) & Ara (Solo Artist)

Jian welcomed them with his signature mischievous grin. “It’s not every day we get two Saja-adjacent artists in one studio. And the fans have been buzzing about you two. You hang out constantly. So… should we be shipping you now too?”

Ara burst out laughing, her hand flying to cover her mouth. “Oh wow. No. No-no. That’s exactly why we’re here.”

Mystery, ever the stoic, simply nodded. “We figured it was time to clear something up.”

Jian leaned forward, intrigued. “Go on.”

“Ara is my sister,” Mystery said plainly. “Biologically, emotionally, and every way that matters.”

Ara smiled warmly. “We’re a private family. But we saw the edits. The fanfics. The memes. And, while we love the creativity—it’s a little awkward when you’re being shipped with your brother.”

Jian blinked. “Oh. Well… that changes a lot.”

“No other siblings hiding somewhere?” he asked.

“Just us two,” Ara said. “And that’s more than enough.”

Almost overnight, shipping between Ara and Mystery disappeared. In its place came edits of Mystery being the overprotective big brother—him glaring at any guy near Ara, her teasing him endlessly. Fans loved it.

But behind the scenes? The real drama was just beginning.

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A Series of Events

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Time Skip – Three Years Later

Another set, another stage, same interviewer.

Jian opened with a smirk. “So… still just friends?”

Zoey laughed, a soft blush coloring her cheeks. “Actually… I’ve been in a relationship for the last three years.”

“Oh?” Jian leaned forward. “Can we know who the lucky person is?”

She smiled. “We’re keeping that private. He doesn’t like being in the spotlight. Honestly, I love that about him. It feels… safe.”

Baby nodded in support. “He’s solid. A good guy. He’s one of us.”

“Any hints?” Jian asked slyly.

Zoey bit her lip. “He’s calm. Kind. Quiet. He understands my world without wanting to be the center of it.”

“And very, very in love with her,” Baby added. “He’s going to hate that I said that, but it’s true. I’ve never seen him like this.”

“Sounds like a mystery,” Jian joked.

Zoey smiled. “Maybe.”

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A Series of Events

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First Interview — Baby and Zoey

Interview Tonight: Jian with Baby & Zoey

Jian leaned forward in his chair, grinning mischievously. “Alright, I’ve got to ask. You two have been practically inseparable. Late-night TikToks. Paparazzi photos at 3AM eating tteokbokki. Is there something romantic going on?”

Zoey nearly choked on her water, snorting. “Oh my god , no!”

Baby burst out laughing, slapping his thigh. “We are not dating.”

“Really?” Jian pressed, raising an eyebrow.

Zoey grinned. “We’re chaos incarnate. That’s it. Rumi and Mira call us the ‘gremlins of doom.’ We team up? Pure disaster.”

“The boys can’t stand it,” Baby added, shaking his head fondly. “They see us coming and clear the room.”

“But,” Jian said, smirking. “You’ve been seen together a lot. Just the two of you.”

“If anything,” Baby said seriously, “we’re more like siblings. I bully her; she threatens my eyebrows. Very familial.”

Zoey nodded. “He’s the obnoxious older brother I never asked for.”

The fans didn’t buy it. In fact, the chaos just added fuel to the shipping fire.