L'Angolo della Neme

[pineapplebread]

“He is half of my soul, as the poets say.” 

[nethandrake]

What? No. Just didn’t want you to fall. // Your jokes. I just don’t get ‘em.

[starsandmoonys]

Remus, walking through the front door: I'm home, Pads.

Sirius: Hey, babe.

Sirius: So, I met a guy today.

Remus:

Sirius: He was really handsome and I think I'm in love with him.

Remus:

Sirius: His name is Rodger.

Remus: Where is the cat?

Sirius, pulling out a small kitten from under the counter: He's so adorable..

[starsandmoonys]

*After a full moon*

Sirius, shining his wand under the bed: Moony, are you ready to come out and interact with people yet?

Remus: *Hissing and Screeching*

Sirius: Understandable, I'll bring you your dinner.

[mischief-marauders]

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my room crying. If you hear me sobbing, no you don’t

[redsc4rs]

[lily and james on a date]

lily: wow, it's a perfect moon for a werewolf to come out

remus: *in the distance* im gay

[royalswille]

James: Ice skating is just cursive walking.

Lily: Please, I’m so tired.

Remus: Counterpoint: dancing is cursive walking, ice skating is cursive walking but with knives.

Sirius: Tap dancing is walking in all caps.

James: Marching is walking with perfect punctuation, grammar, and spelling.

Remus: No, it’s walking in iambic pentameter.

[royalswille]

Sirius: I hate when people are like “so tell me about yourself.”

Sirius: What do you want? Like, my trauma or my favourite colour? Let’s be specific.

[incorrecthpjo]

Lily: Why are Sirius and Remus sitting like that?

James: They had a fight.

Lily: Then why are they holding hands?

James: Sirius gets sad when they fight.

[starsandmoonys]

James: Why do you love me though, Lils?

Lily: You know I married you for your money and status, right?

James:

Remus: Yeah, Lily and I saw two pureblood idiots on our first day of school.

Lily: and we were like, "This is convenient."

Remus: and the plan worked.

James and Sirius:

Lily and Remus: *high fives*

[incorrecthpjo]

James: Pads, are you with us?

Sirius: Physically, yes. Mentally? I’m in a renaissance painting wearing a silk dress and looking wistfully into the distance

Remus: is that a yes or are you trying to freak us out

[royalswille]

Remus: I’m taller.

Sirius: I’m cuter.

Remus: That’s not even-

Sirius: People prefer dogs to giraffes, Moony.

[starsandmoonys]

Harry, closing the front door as he comes home: GUYSSSS, I'M HOOOOMEEE.

Harry, stomping on the floor: I'VE GOT SOME REALLY LOUD FOOTSTEPS.

Harry, knocking over a vase: HAHA SILLY ME.

Harry, at the top his lungs: BOY, I SURE HOPE I DON'T WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT WOULD RUIN ME FOREVER!

Harry:....

Harry: *Screams for extra caution*

Sirius: Will you shut up?! We're WATCHING A MOVIE!!!

[incorrecthpjo]

Sirius: How did you know I was gonna propose?

Remus: James hasn’t been able to look at me without crying all month.

[pineapplebread]

From a convo with @avengersandco

Inspired by Mean Girls and this post

[beautifulwhensarcastic]

[stephaniestarspangledrogers]

{ Me as Fem!Captain America - Aka Stephanie Rogers}