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@stephaniestarspangledrogers
“He is half of my soul, as the poets say.”
What? No. Just didn’t want you to fall. // Your jokes. I just don’t get ‘em.
Remus, walking through the front door: I'm home, Pads.
Sirius: Hey, babe.
Sirius: So, I met a guy today.
Remus:
Sirius: He was really handsome and I think I'm in love with him.
Remus:
Sirius: His name is Rodger.
Remus: Where is the cat?
Sirius, pulling out a small kitten from under the counter: He's so adorable..
*After a full moon*
Sirius, shining his wand under the bed: Moony, are you ready to come out and interact with people yet?
Remus: *Hissing and Screeching*
Sirius: Understandable, I'll bring you your dinner.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my room crying. If you hear me sobbing, no you don’t
[lily and james on a date]
lily: wow, it's a perfect moon for a werewolf to come out
remus: *in the distance* im gay
James: Ice skating is just cursive walking.
Lily: Please, I’m so tired.
Remus: Counterpoint: dancing is cursive walking, ice skating is cursive walking but with knives.
Sirius: Tap dancing is walking in all caps.
James: Marching is walking with perfect punctuation, grammar, and spelling.
Remus: No, it’s walking in iambic pentameter.
Sirius: I hate when people are like “so tell me about yourself.”
Sirius: What do you want? Like, my trauma or my favourite colour? Let’s be specific.
Lily: Why are Sirius and Remus sitting like that?
James: They had a fight.
Lily: Then why are they holding hands?
James: Sirius gets sad when they fight.
James: Why do you love me though, Lils?
Lily: You know I married you for your money and status, right?
James:
Remus: Yeah, Lily and I saw two pureblood idiots on our first day of school.
Lily: and we were like, "This is convenient."
Remus: and the plan worked.
James and Sirius:
Lily and Remus: *high fives*
James: Pads, are you with us?
Sirius: Physically, yes. Mentally? I’m in a renaissance painting wearing a silk dress and looking wistfully into the distance
Remus: is that a yes or are you trying to freak us out
Remus: I’m taller.
Sirius: I’m cuter.
Remus: That’s not even-
Sirius: People prefer dogs to giraffes, Moony.
Harry, closing the front door as he comes home: GUYSSSS, I'M HOOOOMEEE.
Harry, stomping on the floor: I'VE GOT SOME REALLY LOUD FOOTSTEPS.
Harry, knocking over a vase: HAHA SILLY ME.
Harry, at the top his lungs: BOY, I SURE HOPE I DON'T WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT WOULD RUIN ME FOREVER!
Harry:....
Harry: *Screams for extra caution*
Sirius: Will you shut up?! We're WATCHING A MOVIE!!!
Sirius: How did you know I was gonna propose?
Remus: James hasn’t been able to look at me without crying all month.
From a convo with @avengersandco
Inspired by Mean Girls and this post
{ Me as Fem!Captain America - Aka Stephanie Rogers}