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Jade - 18 - She/They

[jadeday]

you'll never guess what day it is

is jade day :)

hi, i'm jade. this is my main??? blog?? idk man. i yap about shit i like. mostly ygo

side blogs:

@horrific-fettuccine - crp sideblog (fics, ocs, and related bs)

there r more but lwk gonna keep it secret bcs they're part of litol arg i am developing....go find them

byf

tho i tag things, i will include sensitive topics and themes on this blog. so. 16+ minimum, please.

super ia. it's not even funny. i'll try to be active bcs i do want to get back into fandom spaces, but i'm essentially an old man.

i don't have a dni, i just block freely. that being said, bigots, fascists, and overall assholes, please go die.

[koiagain]

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

[curiositysavesthecat]

If you could restart your life from age 15 with all the knowledge you possessed now, so that you COULD go back and fix all your regrets/mistakes, would you do it?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 29 minutes

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[queermasculine]

never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Shoutout to weird girls who became weird boys and weird boys who became weird girls and weird girls and boys who became both or neither. Let's all be weird and strange together

[genderkoolaid]

shoutout also to weird genderless children who became weird genderful adults

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[birdingbutch]

babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about

[galloping-windmill]

saw moots posting so let me say it again. Everyone get more platonic NOW. RIGHT NOW. QUICK.

[galloping-windmill]

It is essential we all become more platonic . Let those freaks be bestest of friends let those characters hold hands and cuddle without any romance involved stop having couples gatekeep all affection I want everything to Stop being romantic I'm killing romance with my bare hands. Let two beings stand next to eachother without rushing to say "B-BUT.. LOOK AT THE WAY THEYRE LOOKING AT EACHOTHER! THERE'S NO-" yes there is a platonic explanation for it there always is one. The explanation is that theyre friembds. :]

[bacteriowlphage]

The creature of relevance.

[genderkoolaid]

everyone needs to hate the united states with me this saturday cause im gonna lose my goddamn mind having to hear the wildly undeserving american autofellatio that is the fourth of july.

[genderkoolaid]

hear me when i say that just about everything good that has come out of this country has come out of it in spite of what its founders intended it to be, in spite of what it sees itself as, in spite of its stated and unstated values and goals for itself and the world. in order to love the people of the americas you have to hate the united states.

[jukjujada]

just a sketch ✌️

[myirlnameiscloud]

B-but people with micropenises are my emotional support minority to bully!! 🥺🥺 B-but it's funny that their penises are small!! 🥺🥺 B-but I only make fun of BAD people by calling their penises small!! 🥺🥺 I have good reason to make fun of people with micropenises!! 🥺🥺 It's not intersexism if it's funny!! 🥺🥺 It's sooo funny because their penises are small!! 🥺🥺 Guys it's sooo funny come on!! 🥺🥺

[myirlnameiscloud]

Aaand here's some of the lovely comments under this post:

I think I hate tumblr.

Anyways BLOCKED!!!

[genderkoolaid]

There is no feminist way to participate in toxic masculinity, and mocking people for having fragile masculinity is toxic masculinity, point blank period. Its fundamentally patriarchal.

The idea that "having fragile masculinity" is inherently a personality defect or moral failing is patriarchal. So much of this kind of bullshit is people taking fundamentally patriarchal ideas of manhood (for example, that men being vulnerable is a defect or moral failing) and defining it around slightly more feminist values.

Like, the only thing that is different from bog standard patriarchy here is the inclusion of "macho." But like, the idea that there are "fragile" men who fail to be "real men" with unshakeable firm masculinity, and they also secretly have small penises and are biologically less manly compared to "real men" whose real manhood can be located in their large penises... babe that's just toxic masculinity. The same "macho" shit you hate those men for, you yourself engage in, just a little to the left.

Fragile masculinity is not a moral failing, and it doesn't intrinsically make someone a worse person. And tbh I think talking about "fragile masculinity" like this is kind of disgustingly individualistic, and doesn't do much to encourage conversation about how patriarchy constructs manhood and masculinity as tools of control and oppression (what some feminists might call misandry).

[genderkoolaid]

#in the 00s a friend of mine decided to rail again the micropenis thing#and just announced to people that he had a small dick#I have no idea how big his dick is but I assume average cos it was never a genuine topic#but his announcing having a small dick whenever it came up was so interesting#people's responses were very telling#there were ones who commiserated which like. at least you're kind but also it's not that bad a thing#and there were ones who kept making fun of him and had to handle the whole room turning on them#I thought it was a great power play#we were teens so dick size came up quite a bit lol

world's basedest person

[astrophelthegremlin]

*Yugi waking up from blacking out for the 5th time in a week*

"Guess I blacked out again while I was being beaten up. This is a completely normal, healthy amount of blacking out that I will not do anything about."

[jadeday]

hey chat i got stabbed again today :)

this is my fave one of mine so far, so i wanted to share w/ the class

[blodwyrm]

big ol work in progress

[walmartnoodle]

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

[hollowistheworld]

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.