Spring Green

Jade n. |1.| a semiprecious stone consisting of either jadeite or nephrite varying in colour from white to green, used for making ornaments and jewellery. |2.| green, varying from bluish green to yellowish green. |3.| a disreputable or ill-tempered woman. Laverna n. |1.| spring-like, verdant. |2.| the Greek goddess of illegally obtained money.       You can call me Jade. I'm a member of team MJRL, not that you can ever hunt them down. I swear they live to avoid me.       But, hey, it's nice to meet you. Don't cross me and we'll get along just fine. Oh, and, uh—watch your wallets around me, yeah? [Indie RWBY OC Mun + Muse are 18+ This is a sideblog so I cannot follow back here]

[fightersuggestion]

1V1 ME

[fightersuggestion]

haha yeah i’ll serve you

i’ll serve you a knuckle sandwich

[fightersuggestion]

to-do list:

- punch you in the face

[fightersuggestion]

a good date idea: you guys fight but romantically

[fightersuggestion]

why should i resolve things peacefully when i can fucking punch you in the face

[jadedspringtime]

jade: *takes a deep breath*

jade: I lo-

anyone who has ever spent five seconds around jade: yes, you love Ryden Kiri, I know, you love Ryden Kiri so much, he's your precious baby, you love him so much, you just love Ryden Kiri, I KNOW, you love Ryden Kiri, you fucking love Ryden Kiri ok I know, I get it, YOU LOVE RYDEN KIRI. I. GET. IT.

[incorrect-rwby-quotes]

Well, I don’t like him. His name is dumb and he’s far too neutral.

Jade Laverna, probably

[incorrect-rwby-quotes]

Lockpicking is a very fine art… or it was, until the battleaxe was invented.

Jade Laverna, probably

[jadedspringtime]

nuramasa:

   "It is a long story, you may want to take a seat.“ She gave a small huff, taking out a small hardcover pocketbook, the spine tattered and had cleary been worn out.

        “Uh... ‘kay? Is this... gonna be a fun story, or like... What exactly do I gotta prepare myself for here?”

[jadedspringtime]

nuramasa:

jadedspringtime

   "Jade. Do you have a moment? There is something I would like to share with you.“

        “Hm? Yeah, shoot.”

[incorrect-rwby-quotes]

Morrigan Dubh: Leona, please keep an eye on Jade today. She’s gonna say something to the wrong person and get herself punched. Leona Idonea: Sure, I’d love to see Jade get punched. Morrigan Dubh: Try again. Leona Idonea: I will stop Jade from getting punched.

[incorrect-rwby-quotes]

I want to fucking fist fight the world.

Jade Laverna, probably

[jadedspringtime]

Person a of your otp: we're engaged

Person b of your otp: IN COMBAT

[pigeoncheeks-archive]

[sees friend’s oc for the first time]

okay but like…

what if…

just hear me out here, crazy idea but…

what if they maybe…

kissed my oc

[leslie-knopes]

[lostcap]

my nurse just came in to check my vitals and I told him to fight me from beneath a mountain pillows. He just moved my pillows and told me maybe later.

[lostcap]

he just came in again and when I tried to tell him to fight me again I started coughing and I couldn’t breathe and then then he just smiled and told he won’t fight me because he knows I’d win

[lostcap]

Apparently I seduced him with my drool and terrible lungs because he wrote his number on a coffee from the giftshop under “fight me?”

[astrololgicallyspeaking]

Why the signs have bruises

Because yolo: Aries, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius

They somehow tripped, and fell, and bumped into something, again: Cancer, Leo, Capricorn, Pisces

No idea, they seem to just magically appear out of nowhere: TAURUS, Gemini, Virgo, Libra