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If you send me an ask that says trick or treat I will give you a starship

Okay I know its still a little past the expiration date but if you said me ‘trick or treat’ or like ‘warp me’ or even just ‘ship ask’ I will add a starship to your inventory based on your blog

thingstrumperssay

I am going to ignore the thousands of puns I could make because I'd rather point out the fact that he's pretending to cook burgers (or whatever the fuck he's doing here. It looks like he's salting the gap in between the uncooked burgers there) while wearing a full suit.

Watching these people pretend to be normal is making me think that maybe I can see where the reptilian theorists are coming from. (Or "wormian," in this case.)

Anyway, there was a war on protein? The hell did that assumption even come from? And what's in my peanut butter?!

#man who definitely knows how to prepare food for others

radiofreederry

@jame7t forgot to add a cooldown to their new fun stream activity

pileofknives

blade-nation

SNIPED

kilgarraara

searching for a memory

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the big mamdani

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theonion

Attempting to keep her browser tab concealed from view for fear her guilty pleasure would be exposed to nearby coworkers, ashamed woman Lily Paolini was reportedly hiding her interest in country music Friday as though it were hentai. “What am I listening to? Oh, just the music of Post Malone. He’s a pop artist,” the panicked, sweating Paolini said out loud to no one in particular, adjusting the angle of her screen as if it showed an anime of a busty teenage schoolgirl, though it in fact displayed the album art for Luke Bryan’s 2011 release Tailgates & Tanlines.

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