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JADE CARROW. Avril Lavigne loving, no-nonsense having, Dueling Club challenging, cryptogram doing, letter writing, Knocturn Alley living, water drinking, rude comment making, barely sleeping, non-dating, pub running, cardio hating, Slytherin baby. FOURTH YEAR. SLYTHERIN. This island’s mine, by Sycorax my mother, which thou takest from me. When thou camest first, thou strok’st me and made much of me, wouldst give me water with berries in ’t, and teach me how to name the bigger light, and how the less, that burn by day and night. And then I loved thee and showed thee all the qualities o' th' isle, the fresh springs, brine pits, barren place and fertile. Cursed be I that did so! All the charms of Sycorax, toads, beetles, bats, light on you! For I am all the subjects that you have, Which first was mine own king. And here you sty me in this hard rock, whiles you do keep from me the rest o' th' island.

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Leo: I mean you COULD, you'd just be wrong and also gross

Jade: Hey, don't call me gross. You're the gross one.

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What's your favorite form of Muggle social media?

I don’t really have one? I don’t think it counts, but I use the music apps the most. I don’t really post on anything else. 

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Leo: NICE. I'm surprised you didn't go with something from "your girl" Avril.

Jade: I mean, she is my girl but I can't seriously say that one of her songs is better than a Fleetwood Mac song now can I?

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Leo: What the best song ever? Asking for science, anyone that answers with anything about 1D will be blocked

Jade: Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac. 100%.

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ZAC: I wish you'd love memes.

ZAC: NO. My hearteyes are always here. HELLIONS?! I'm an angel. Were you really? I bet you stole all the Cauldron Cakes, even back then.

ZAC: Yes. Weren't expecting that, were you?

ZAC: Uhhh, kinda, yeah. I didn't like it very much, but I didn't wanna say anything, 'cause Leo is cool, and also my friend. And you're my friend, and I wanted you to be happy and stuff. I think I was the most distressed when you wanted Becca's babies, though.

JADE: And I wish you didn't have a whole Instagram account for them but we can't always get what we want, can we?

JADE: Put them away! Okay, maybe just you. Zoe looks like she couldn't stir up trouble even if she wanted to. I was a saint. My mom loves me too much to blame me for anything.

JADE: More expecting you to draw some crappy graphic novels or something.

JADE: Ugh. I don't want to think about the love potion disaster ever again. In no life would I ever like Becca. No alternate universe. No way, no how.

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ZAC: I'm not scared about being forgotten, but I'm scared about my meme instagram never being updated again.

ZAC: That is a scary word combination. But I'd suffer the threat of a Death Eater for you. 😍 My mom is overbearing sometimes, so that wouldn't be too different for me.

ZAC: But I wanna talk about it! There was sucha spark between us that afternoon, and you know it's never really gone away as much as I do.

ZAC: I like you, Jade. As more than a friend. I wanna listen to Hozier with you all the time. And when I think about you, gross songs about pretty girls start playing in my head.

JADE: That sentence made me want to vomit.

JADE: Gross. Get your hearteyes away from me. I can imagine. She has hellions for children. Contrary to popular belief I was an angel growing up.

JADE: A spark? Are you a romance novelist now?

JADE: Is that why you were being all weird when I was hanging out with Leo?

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ZAC: I never thought of it like that. I could've saved up a lot of money if I followed this advice long ago. I coulda bought a new laptop, probably.

ZAC: Carrow is an intimidating name, but it doesn't scare me, oddly. It's probably because you're the only Carrow I've ever spent time with, and you're good to me, even when you punch me.

ZAC: I feel so blessed right now. More blessed than when we had a picnic and listened to Hozier.

JADE: Probably. Then you could actually be in the social media world more and people wouldn't forget about you.

JADE: You just put the words "Carrow" and "Death Eater" together and people back off. My mom and aunt probably wouldn't scare you either. Except for being a little overbearing.

JADE: Listen we're not supposed to talk about that.

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ZAC: I guess that's true. I missed having you there, though! I got extras, so I have a lot to spare.

ZAC: You didn't use some spell to cut out their tongues did you? I'd admire that, but it'd also be super brutal.

ZAC: I hope he doesn't actually kick puppies, that'd make me mad. I don't, but I appreciated it! You're pretty, too.

JADE: It's just as easy to take them from someone else than to have to go buy them anyways. Especially when all the first years are dumb as doornails.

JADE: No, of course not. I'm not an idiot. I just scared them a little using the Carrow name. It's about the only time it comes in handy.

JADE: Me either. I'd have to hex him for it. But you are the superior Boot. Jeremy is annoying and Zoe is boring. COngratulations.

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ZAC: Okay! Do you want anything else from my candy stash?

ZAC: Did the first years cry? They're probably gonna tell on you. So make sure you get rid of the crumbs. They'll be vital evidence.

ZAC: /He's/ too angry. Oh, what? Really? That's...so nice! Thanks, Jade.

JADE: Whatever you want to give away. I didn't go to Hogsmeade the other weekend because I didn't have any extra money and staying here is better than pretending to go and have a good time.

JADE: I don't know. I didn't stick around to watch. Oh, they know better than to tattle on me. I made sure to scare them well before I left.

JADE: Well, yeah. He looks like he's perpetually about to kick a puppy and then write a poem about it. Don't expect it to happen more often.

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ZAC: Okay! Meet me somewhere and I'll give you one.

ZAC: ALL of the Cauldron Cakes?! Are you on some sort of cake rush, right now?

ZAC: Idk. I guess it's because he looks like a brooding vampire? Girls dig that. I'm still developing my adult face, and he has his.

JADE: Kitchens?

JADE: A little bit, maybe.

JADE: Yeah, but his adult face is too angry. I think you look better than him.

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ZAC: Yeah! I have a whole stash! You want one?

ZAC: It was probably about Jeremy. Everyone loves Jeremy. He's sexy, he's cute, and he's popular to Boot, apparently.

JADE: YES.

JADE: I was just complaining about all the hyper first-years but I stole all their Cauldron Cakes and now I understand.

JADE: But why? He's rude.

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ZAC: Just reading and eating chocolate frogs, wbu?

ZAC: Boot-i-full.

JADE: You have chocolate frogs???? What????

JADE: I think Blair said your brother was Boot-i-full. Or she was talking about you, I don't know.

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JADE: What's up, Boot?

JADE: Boot-y.

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zacboot:

Studying, homework, hanging out with people, putting in a lot of time at Quidditch practice. Does Jade Carrow actually care about what I’ve been doing with my time?

Oh, you play Quidditch? I never noticed you up there. Nope, I don’t care. It’s just that no one else has been doing anything interesting. 

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gwen-peakes:

Jellybeans are good, but what is even there to like about gummies? Well, yes, I do. But I’m surprised to ask, I thought you’d prefer to do this sort of thing alone. Are you in a good mood?

I guess that you can fling them any which way and they’ll retain their shape? Well, with Aubrey and Nick busy there’s only so much alone time I can spend with myself. Even I get bored of being alone.