t e c h n o l o g i c

Just a logical girl living in an illogical world.

[grey-wondering]

Well I’m not sure how to teach you humor, man. We’ll work it out. 

[jadesinclair-blog]

Perhaps it'll just rub off on us the more time we spend together. That'd be lucky, wouldn't it?

[grey-wondering]

See, you’d think that, but I just, like, really enjoy learning stuff. Logic isn’t any less amazing than the fantastical.

[jadesinclair-blog]

The other problem is I'm not entirely sure how to teach you logic.

[warren-burns]

Shockingly many people are still up

[warren-burns]

Mind if I ask what it is? I count even one as a friend, so good for you. Probably, and I mean you did break into the Government’s security, which made some of the big guys shit their pants. That’s some extraordinary skills right there, I wouldn’t pass it off as just talent. Best thing about finding out what your powers are is getting them developed, stronger. 

[jadesinclair-blog]

... Just looking into some of the past programs for personifications, that's all. It's no big deal, but you are sworn to secrecy. ... Yes, I'm sure my power has to do with computers. I'm almost sure I've used without realizing it which just makes me feel even stranger ; I haven't quite accepted this whole powers thing yet, you know? It's all still so illogical.

[grey-wondering]

Yeah, but sarcasm’s what I’m trying to teach to her. She’s not good. Everyone has, like, a weakness. For you, maybe it’s typical humor. Totally determined to teach you though, man. 

[jadesinclair-blog]

I feel like I ought to teach you something in return ... But everything I've to offer is logical and that seems completely useless to your personality type.

[warren-burns]

Shockingly many people are still up

[warren-burns]

Probably. What project do you have going out now? Hacking into North Korea’s nuclear missiles? That’s not such a bad thing, solitude is a good way to spend your days. I’m glad you’re making friends already, Jade. You did? Wonderful. I’m sure he’ll help you figure this out. Do you have any guesses what your power could be? 

[jadesinclair-blog]

... No, no. I don't care about North Korea ... This is something a little closer to home for me. If you can count two people as making friends, then yes I'm doing quite well for myself! Yes, I'm sure he will. Hah, I'm fairly certain it will be tied to computers. They're the most logical things in the world, after all, and if I'm meant to personify logic then it's safe to assume it would have to do with them.

[grey-wondering]

Slightly, yeah. It’s okay. Viv doesn’t get sarcasm. I’ll teach you both my ways. 

[jadesinclair-blog]

Sarcasm I understand perfectly well. ... It's just ... Everything else.

[warren-burns]

Shockingly many people are still up

[warren-burns]

Wow, then maybe you should take more breaks away from it. It’s fine, I wasn’t using it much so it’s no big deal. How are you getting used to the place? Any luck with figuring out your power?

[jadesinclair-blog]

I'm going to start setting a timer and making myself walk away every two hours. I get a bit obsessive once I start in a project, I suppose it's a part of my personality. ... Oh, I'm getting used to staying locked in my room more than I am to getting used to the place but I've met more people. Not really, but I did find August! That's progress.

[grey-wondering]

You shouldn’t take things so, like, literally, man. 

[jadesinclair-blog]

... Oh, does this have to do with the fact I'm terrible at humor?

[warren-burns]

Shockingly many people are still up

[warren-burns]

You and your logic. I saw you returned my laptop. Did you finally get your computer?

[jadesinclair-blog]

I did ... I've hardly been away from it since. I might need glasses soon if I keep this up. Thank you, by the way. That was very nice of you.

[grey-wondering]

*Laughs* Jade, every man with interest in women looks at their boobs. I don’t really, like, obsess over things like that. It’s an expression. 

[jadesinclair-blog]

You shouldn't say things if you don't mean them.

[grey-wondering]

*Lets out a muffled, but loud, grunt of surprise. He flails for a moment, then stands straight again when she lets him go, blinking stunned for a moment* Jade. That is not how that works. You’re only gonna make me more obsessed with your boobs because now I want to grab them. Totally counterproductive, man. 

So am I.

[jadesinclair-blog]

... Go on, grab them. We might as well get it over with because if I find out that you've been quietly obsessing over my boobs I'm going to have to classify you as creepy.

[warren-burns]

Shockingly many people are still up

Is there an event I missed?

[jadesinclair-blog]

No, I think we're just restless.

[jadesinclair-blog]

Joyous day.

[blakestevenson]

It’s okay, I’m still trying to loosen up. Been on edge lately so I probably need to relearn to laugh.

[jadesinclair-blog]

I'm also bad at jokes ... I'm logical, which isn't productive to coming up with funny things. ... Also, I have poor delivery.

[grey-wondering]

Okay, like, you are not on the outside here. Yours are very big and they’re spring loaded or something. You’re never gonna see them the way other people do when you move, man. You won’t be able to get that. 

Do we? I… don’t even think about it. Just… Stuff changed, you know? Getting to a place where there are a lot of people like us. Made it way easier to connect with someone.

[jadesinclair-blog]

... -Deadpans at him for a moment before grabbing his head and pressing his face to her chest.- Breasts. Just breasts. Like every other woman in the world, Grey, not spring loaded. Just. Breasts. -Releases him.- Now we can move on. I'm glad that the two of you have that kind of bond.

[jadesinclair-blog]

Joyous day.

[blakestevenson]

I don’t know who he is but I’m also not gay and I doubt my wife would appreciate that.

[jadesinclair-blog]

No, she probably wouldn't. I'm very bad at jokes.

[jadesinclair-blog]

Joyous day.

[blakestevenson]

God, I hope that wasn’t me. 

[jadesinclair-blog]

Kent has already taken the credit, so unless it was the two of you ...

[grey-wondering]

*Laughs* Yes, those, don’t flaunt them, man, I’m trying here. 

I play occasionally. I think, like, all bodies are beautiful, you know? Yeah? Viv’s totally the best friend I ever had. 

[jadesinclair-blog]

They're just breasts. There's nothing special about them. Most women have them ... Granted, some men do as well and some women don't but that's not the point I'm making. I do not know, I'm not a very sexual or physical being. You guys are ... You guys are pretty cute. You always talk about one another like that.