lie to me

[stella-mac]

I didn’t actually cook but I did bring pizza and cheese sticks. And wings and these little chocolate cake things they had at checkout.

[stella-mac]

You’re not responsible if you don’t want to be, Jack. You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to and I’d never hold it against you either.

[jadrian-kilroy]

I don’t need you to convince me about what I want to do, Stella. 

[stella-mac]

I’m not trying to but I want you to know you have options.

If I had to do this with anyone, it’d be you and… I don’t know if it’s selfish but I’m glad it was you. I wouldn’t be as sure about keeping it if it wasn’t.

[jadrian-kilroy]

I don’t want options. I can figure out how we can do this. I just need some time.

[stella-mac]

We have time and I have good insurance from work and savings in case anything happens. It’s not so bad.

[jadrian-kilroy]

I’m not going to be useless. I’ll figure it out. 

[stella-mac]

Jack, you’re not useless. What are you talking about?

[jadrian-kilroy]

I’m not running. I’m not leaving because I’m mad. I need to go sort things out. 

[stella-mac]

I’ll be here if you need me.

[jadrian-kilroy]

I’ll be back soon. 

[stella-mac]

I didn’t actually cook but I did bring pizza and cheese sticks. And wings and these little chocolate cake things they had at checkout.

[stella-mac]

You’re not responsible if you don’t want to be, Jack. You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to and I’d never hold it against you either.

[jadrian-kilroy]

I don’t need you to convince me about what I want to do, Stella. 

[stella-mac]

I’m not trying to but I want you to know you have options.

If I had to do this with anyone, it’d be you and… I don’t know if it’s selfish but I’m glad it was you. I wouldn’t be as sure about keeping it if it wasn’t.

[jadrian-kilroy]

I don’t want options. I can figure out how we can do this. I just need some time.

[stella-mac]

We have time and I have good insurance from work and savings in case anything happens. It’s not so bad.

[jadrian-kilroy]

I’m not going to be useless. I’ll figure it out. 

[stella-mac]

Jack, you’re not useless. What are you talking about?

[jadrian-kilroy]

I’m not running. I’m not leaving because I’m mad. I need to go sort things out. 

[stella-mac]

I didn’t actually cook but I did bring pizza and cheese sticks. And wings and these little chocolate cake things they had at checkout.

[stella-mac]

You’re not responsible if you don’t want to be, Jack. You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to and I’d never hold it against you either.

[jadrian-kilroy]

I don’t need you to convince me about what I want to do, Stella. 

[stella-mac]

I’m not trying to but I want you to know you have options.

If I had to do this with anyone, it’d be you and… I don’t know if it’s selfish but I’m glad it was you. I wouldn’t be as sure about keeping it if it wasn’t.

[jadrian-kilroy]

I don’t want options. I can figure out how we can do this. I just need some time.

[stella-mac]

We have time and I have good insurance from work and savings in case anything happens. It’s not so bad.

[jadrian-kilroy]

I’m not going to be useless. I’ll figure it out. 

[stella-mac]

I didn’t actually cook but I did bring pizza and cheese sticks. And wings and these little chocolate cake things they had at checkout.

[stella-mac]

You’re not responsible if you don’t want to be, Jack. You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to and I’d never hold it against you either.

[jadrian-kilroy]

I don’t need you to convince me about what I want to do, Stella. 

[stella-mac]

I’m not trying to but I want you to know you have options.

If I had to do this with anyone, it’d be you and… I don’t know if it’s selfish but I’m glad it was you. I wouldn’t be as sure about keeping it if it wasn’t.

[jadrian-kilroy]

I don’t want options. I can figure out how we can do this. I just need some time.

[stella-mac]

I didn’t actually cook but I did bring pizza and cheese sticks. And wings and these little chocolate cake things they had at checkout.

[stella-mac]

You’re not responsible if you don’t want to be, Jack. You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to and I’d never hold it against you either.

[jadrian-kilroy]

I don’t need you to convince me about what I want to do, Stella. 

[stella-mac]

I didn’t actually cook but I did bring pizza and cheese sticks. And wings and these little chocolate cake things they had at checkout.

[stella-mac]

That’s what I always said to Alex too. I’ve literally been with one guy my whole life and I’m the one that ends up pregnant.

[jadrian-kilroy]

You’re keeping it?

You said I could be as involved as I want, so you’re keeping it?

[stella-mac]

I am.

But you don’t have to. I know we’re not together or in love or anything.

[jadrian-kilroy]

I want to be there for you. 

I will be here for you.

[stella-mac]

I don’t want you to feel like you have to, Jack. I know you’re a good guy but…

[jadrian-kilroy]

But what? 

[stella-mac]

But you don’t have to do this if it’s not something you see in your life. I don’t want to corner you into anything that won’t make you happy.

I’m happy and I want you to be happy too.

[jadrian-kilroy]

I don’t know how happy I am, but I’m responsible for this too. 

[stella-mac]

I didn’t actually cook but I did bring pizza and cheese sticks. And wings and these little chocolate cake things they had at checkout.

[stella-mac]

That’s what I always said to Alex too. I’ve literally been with one guy my whole life and I’m the one that ends up pregnant.

[jadrian-kilroy]

You’re keeping it?

You said I could be as involved as I want, so you’re keeping it?

[stella-mac]

I am.

But you don’t have to. I know we’re not together or in love or anything.

[jadrian-kilroy]

I want to be there for you. 

I will be here for you.

[stella-mac]

I don’t want you to feel like you have to, Jack. I know you’re a good guy but…

[jadrian-kilroy]

But what? 

[stella-mac]

I didn’t actually cook but I did bring pizza and cheese sticks. And wings and these little chocolate cake things they had at checkout.

[stella-mac]

That’s what I always said to Alex too. I’ve literally been with one guy my whole life and I’m the one that ends up pregnant.

[jadrian-kilroy]

You’re keeping it?

You said I could be as involved as I want, so you’re keeping it?

[stella-mac]

I am.

But you don’t have to. I know we’re not together or in love or anything.

[jadrian-kilroy]

I want to be there for you. 

I will be here for you.

[stella-mac]

I didn’t actually cook but I did bring pizza and cheese sticks. And wings and these little chocolate cake things they had at checkout.

[stella-mac]

That’s what I always said to Alex too. I’ve literally been with one guy my whole life and I’m the one that ends up pregnant.

[jadrian-kilroy]

You’re keeping it?

You said I could be as involved as I want, so you’re keeping it?

[stella-mac]

I didn’t actually cook but I did bring pizza and cheese sticks. And wings and these little chocolate cake things they had at checkout.

[jadrian-kilroy]

Did you just find out? 

[stella-mac]

A week or so ago. We thought it was Alex and I took a test for fun…

[jadrian-kilroy]

You’re sure? 

[stella-mac]

I went to the doctor to make sure. I have a video and a picture… I know this is a lot, Jack. It’s taken me this long to wrap my head around it and I still almost don’t believe it.

[jadrian-kilroy]

[stella-mac]

I’ll go and give you time and I don’t know… you can talk to me when you’re ready if you want to.

[jadrian-kilroy]

Come here. 

I’m sorry. I don’t know what to say.

[stella-mac]

You don’t have to say sorry. It’s not like I wasn’t a part of it too.

I don’t really know what else to say. I was so worried about telling you I didn’t think about what to say after I told you.

[jadrian-kilroy]

I thought we were safe. I don’t know how this happened. 

[stella-mac]

I didn’t actually cook but I did bring pizza and cheese sticks. And wings and these little chocolate cake things they had at checkout.

[jadrian-kilroy]

Did you just find out? 

[stella-mac]

A week or so ago. We thought it was Alex and I took a test for fun…

[jadrian-kilroy]

You’re sure? 

[stella-mac]

I went to the doctor to make sure. I have a video and a picture… I know this is a lot, Jack. It’s taken me this long to wrap my head around it and I still almost don’t believe it.

[jadrian-kilroy]

[stella-mac]

I’ll go and give you time and I don’t know… you can talk to me when you’re ready if you want to.

[jadrian-kilroy]

Come here. 

I’m sorry. I don’t know what to say.

[stella-mac]

I didn’t actually cook but I did bring pizza and cheese sticks. And wings and these little chocolate cake things they had at checkout.

[jadrian-kilroy]

Did you just find out? 

[stella-mac]

A week or so ago. We thought it was Alex and I took a test for fun…

[jadrian-kilroy]

You’re sure? 

[stella-mac]

I went to the doctor to make sure. I have a video and a picture… I know this is a lot, Jack. It’s taken me this long to wrap my head around it and I still almost don’t believe it.

[jadrian-kilroy]

[stella-mac]

I didn’t actually cook but I did bring pizza and cheese sticks. And wings and these little chocolate cake things they had at checkout.

[jadrian-kilroy]

Did you just find out? 

[stella-mac]

A week or so ago. We thought it was Alex and I took a test for fun…

[jadrian-kilroy]

You’re sure? 

[stella-mac]

I didn’t actually cook but I did bring pizza and cheese sticks. And wings and these little chocolate cake things they had at checkout.

[jadrian-kilroy]

Did you just find out? 

[stella-mac]

I didn’t actually cook but I did bring pizza and cheese sticks. And wings and these little chocolate cake things they had at checkout.

[jadrian-kilroy]

And I know you well enough to know that most of that’s for you, right? 

[stella-mac]

It’s all for you, actually.

I wanted to talk to you about something important.

[jadrian-kilroy]

You’re not telling me you’re raising my rent, are you? 

[stella-mac]

We should sit down.

[jadrian-kilroy]

Okay.

[stella-mac]

Okay, here it goes.

I am… pregnant.

[jadrian-kilroy]

What?

[stella-mac]

I didn’t actually cook but I did bring pizza and cheese sticks. And wings and these little chocolate cake things they had at checkout.

[jadrian-kilroy]

And I know you well enough to know that most of that’s for you, right? 

[stella-mac]

It’s all for you, actually.

I wanted to talk to you about something important.

[jadrian-kilroy]

You’re not telling me you’re raising my rent, are you? 

[stella-mac]

We should sit down.

[jadrian-kilroy]

Okay.

[stella-mac]

I didn’t actually cook but I did bring pizza and cheese sticks. And wings and these little chocolate cake things they had at checkout.

[jadrian-kilroy]

And I know you well enough to know that most of that’s for you, right? 

[stella-mac]

It’s all for you, actually.

I wanted to talk to you about something important.

[jadrian-kilroy]

You’re not telling me you’re raising my rent, are you?