Jaffabelle

[jaffabelle]

I need 2-3 business days to recover from constructive criticism.

[jaffabelle]

my little pony forever friendship We're so back

[jaffabelle]

Rip Rarity and Applejack fans. I'm sure they'll be back someday

[jaffabelle]

my little pony forever friendship We're so back

[jaffabelle]

Slightly kiss inspired evil version of doughlores.

[jaffabelle]

Why is it so low stakes to tell a friend you love them but it's so stressful if you wanna tell a partner? Like I can tell friends easy but it feels like such an ordeal to pass that hurdle in a romantic context

[jaffabelle]

My puppy has come into my room and started crying, trembling and hiding underneath my legs. I inspected him for ouchies and found nothing. Earlier this morning while my dad was working in the yard, he heard him yelp. Given his lack of injury and no visible limping or licking, I am fully out of ideas for what could be upsetting him. I suspect he might have gotten stung by a wasp or something but I can't find any swelling either.

Guess it's the fey.

[jaffabelle]

30 minutes! Get ready!

[jaffabelle]

W is a vowel

[jaffabelle]

6 hours till artfight! Who's excited?

[geistghoul]

how i feel when people call me by my full name instead of my assortment of funny nicknames

[jaffabelle]

Can confirm

[jaffabelle]

I think I could feasibly foresee a fey having invented mosquitos

[jaffabelle]

The eternal turmoil of being a morning person and an extrovert:

Bored and Lonely™️

[jaffabelle]

Me writing an essay: ughhh I don't know which interpretation the author intended. I have to pick one for this essay.

Also me: oorrrr I could address both interpretations and their implications to puff up the word count

My mom who helps me write essays sometimes: genius

[jaffabelle]

I'm struggling to harmonize with the microwave

[jaffabelle]

NO ONE IN MY LIFE KNOWS HOW TO PITCH A MOVIE TO ME. I PUT OFF WATCHING NIMONA FOR AGES AND THE ONLY THING YOU HAD TO TELL ME WAS THAT THERE WERE GAY KNIGHT DADS IN IT.

[jaffabelle]

I'm preparing for war. Who dares to face me? https://artfight.net/~JaffThePure

[jaffabelle]

Dude, nothing ever fucked up my sleep schedule like college. I am such a natural morning person, I was up at 7 am this morning for nothing and nobody. But several months of college had me sleeping in till 11 whenever classes weren't in session.