Noctis: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
Regis: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
Prompto: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
Ignis: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
Gladiolus: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal.' You don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
Iris, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.
Lunafreya: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
Cindy: If ya can’t beat ’em, dress better than ’em
Cid: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
Aranea: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
Cor: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
Ardyn: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
Ravus: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you
Bonus- the Astrals:
them: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
Yuji who can throw cars vs a damn zipper that gets stuck in the fabric and zips up hard but if he pulls too hard he will tear Nobara’s dress and she will kill him
a/n: hellooo i hope this is not too over used or the kinks themselves are overused. These are just ones i've seen and looked into a bit. please enjoy! remember requests are open for matchups and headcanons !
charcters:
warnings: smut (just proceed with caution and minors STAY THE HELL AWAY) also just keep in mind this is all aged up because that would be weird if it was not and gross so yeah! enjoy!
Erwin Smith
so into breeding. I feel like he was raised in a traditional manner (except for the whole deal with the dad and the theories and what not) and he was raised being taught couples need to have children. He just looks like that. So when he fucks you, he loves to fuck you raw and it's fucking amazing because of how big he is. He's saying thinks like, "gonna fuck you till you;re swollen with my children." But if that's not what you want, he'll wear protection (because he;s so respectful our king) but still say the same things.
Eren Jeager
spit kink and slapping. It's more so of something of a power trip for him. He loves the ability he has to do whatever he wants to you and you bet your ass he's using names like 'bitch' and 'slut'. He pushes you down onto the mattress of the bed and makes you open your mouth and swallow his spit. He loves seeing you swallow the lump in your throat. makes him even harder. He also loves the slapping for when you misbehave. loves the whimpers you make but he always make sure he didn't hurt you too bad in the end and stops if you say the safe word.
Jean Kirstein / Reiner Braun
SIZE KINK FOR BOTH because they're just .... large men. Jean: He loves to have you under him and loves when you look up at him with those cute, teary, blownout eyes. He could probably burst from your stare alone. He's so kind though, mostly because I feel like he is a soft dom. He says things like, "Is my baby girl okay down there? daddy's not too big for you?" He just takes care of you like a queen so expect only the best from him. Reiner: A complete 180 from Jean. He's so mean and teasing but he just loves to see the expressions and sounds you make as you struggle to sick down onto his cock while in a riding position, while he just lays back and watches. So teasing. He sees you struggling to bounce yourself and takes matters into his own hands and starts to grip your hips and buck his hips up and down. He says things like, "Fuck, you're so fucking tight and tiny! 'Can hardly fucking fit." He gives a lot of grunts too so *insert that one winky emoji because i can't find it*
Ymir Fritz
dumbification. she screams mean dom so this is for sure something he would want to partake in. Yeah, she does take care of you but just image the way she would act like you were dumb. "Oh, maybe you're just a little do too dumb to know how to get me off, maybe let me show you." She proceeds to go down on you and then expects you to do it yourself on her next. If you do it wrong, you're in for one hell of a ride. She glares at you and moves away from you or pushes you away. And if you give her those teary puppy eyes, she can't help but treat you like a little dumb puppy. "Baby, like this, i showed you. Or is that tiny brain of yours a little too mushy right now?" Eventually just makes sure she get's you off.
Armin Arlet
he is probably into age play, i don't really know why but yes. I have always seen Armin as someone that's into an older partner, even if it's a few years, but he likes it because they tend to take care of him more then someone his age because he is younger. He just loves the care and attention paid to him and oh my god, he loves to be called "baby boy.? It just makes him all cute and blushy and who wouldn't wanna see Armin looking like that? I'm not so sure he was like this kink if he were the older one, maybe something different but that's all I have for him for now.
Hange Zoe
Humiliation. For sure. Kind of like with Eren, it gives them some kind of power trip to see you whine and cry at the things they tell you and you don't say anything back to them or defend yourself. Seeing you vulnerable in a sexual state makes them feel like they have some kind of power over you (in a positive way! nothing toxic they're the sweetest!) She loves to call you names like 'cumdump' and 'whore' or any other words or name that might make you squirm or whimper. They also love you use a low, gruffy voice that just makes you feel things. Makes you squirm just a little bit more but the smirk on their face is all worth the humiliation.
Levi Ackerman
Look, i don't really like Levi but this man has role play down to a T, especially maid and master roles, he is the master obvi and you're the maid. There is a safe word in place but he just goes wild other wise. He's so mean too. If you don't do something to his liking the first thing he is going to do is end you over and spank you until he's felt you've learned your lesson. But if you do something right and he really likes it, he's giving you the best head you're ever had because you deserve it. Likes to do the whole consume thing too. Makes you wear a little maid outfit where your skirt is barely covering your ass and he's in nicer, more casual clothing.
Mikasa Ackerman
Lingerie. I don't know if this qualifies as a kink but like...it does in my head. She loves the way your body look wrapped up and barely covered at the same time. Also, if it's something more sexy and provocative that barely covers you at all, be ready because they're getting ripped off of you. She loves to tease you and tell you how much she adores the way you look. "My sweet little darling, all dressed up for me." She also loves to fuck you with it on. If it's a night where she pulls out the strap, best be ready because she's gonna be all riled up and she's not gonna stop until your squirt your cum all over her.
Historia Reiss
Mommy kink (and this has nothing to do with the fact that i just found out she has a whole ass child?? wtf??) . She just love's the intimacy of the term and how it makes her feel needed and wanted by another person. She loves to sit with you curled up in her lap and maybe sucking on a tit if that's what you want. You're her baby, she's going to do anything you ask her too. Now, when you're in bed, she's treating you like royalty, tending to your every need (totally was not a pun, i am so sorry for being so distracting). Calls you her 'baby' and praises you endlessly as she sucks hickies into your neck.
I, like a lot of people, wasn't too happy with Hange's nose on the new key visual. So this happened 😊 Here's hoping it's just for the poster though. (I can't wait to see my queen in the next trailer, also come on December aaaaaah)
Also on my Insta @ jaggidedge please give it some love? 😇🙏
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