Hard Feelings.

30. Always late but worth the wait

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[animentality]

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[cutest-silly-nb]

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

[cutest-silly-nb]

this is the funniest thing i've read all day

[piss-funeral]

whoever placed a curse on me fuck you

[cecenyss]

I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

[phantomrose96]

Dealing with burnout is sooooooooooooooo easy all you need to do is operate at 40% indefinitely and be kind of mad at yourself the whole time.

[kosmogrl]

what they don’t tell you about winter is that you go through the 5 stages of grief every morning when it’s time to leave your fluffy blankets

[segamascott]

[kosmogrl]

[lizbethborden]

[jenny-afterdark]

I walk away from the dildo at the store with sadness in my eyes only to learn that it has followed me home like the chef boyardee commercial

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]