Just another horoscope blog by a Sagittarius

Yeahhh... Kinda self explanatory...

[jahbbas]

why the signs cry

Aries: they can't figure something out

Taurus: they let themselves or others down

Gemini: no one is listening to them

Cancer: they feel like nobody loves them

Leo: they feel completely alone

Virgo: they feel like a failure

Libra: someone is angry at them

Scorpio: someone they love is crying

Sagittarius: they feel like the weight of the world is on their shoulders

Capricorn: they feel like their life is spinning out of control

Aquarius: they don't know what to do

Pisces: someone they love is in pain

[jahbbas]

I dont know why, but I want a hug from you.*reaches arms out and pouts* please?

HI FRIEND YES YOU MAY HAVE A HUG. *squeezes the life out of you*

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I just shot myself with a bb gun in the chin! It fucking hurt!

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😂

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😈👍🔪🔫🔫🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺😈😈😈😈😈🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁✔️

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😑

[jahbbas]

Hai

[ofroleplayandthings]

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME - Send my character a ❤ and I'll fill in the form of what my character would do with yours.

BOLD YOUR CHOICES

Affectionate;  Holding hands | Cheek kisses | Hugs from behind | Cuddling | Hand kiss | PDA | Spooning | Shared baths | Whispers | Affectionate texts | Caressing | Stroke hair | No displays of affection

Sex;  Shower sex | Wall sex | Neck bites | Oral | Morning sex | Drunk sex | Public sex | Backseat of car | BDSM | No sex

Dates; Picnic | Cinema | Restaurant | Sports game | Hike | Coffee | Museum | Club | Bar | Beach | No dates 

Would my character…

Marry them? Yes | No  Have sex on the first date? Yes | No Confess their attraction first? Yes | No  Have children/adopt? Yes | No  Die for your character? Yes | No  Cheat on your character? Yes | No  Lie to them? Yes | No  Cuddle after sex? Yes | No 

[jahbbas]

"Do you know the answer?"

Says no but actually knows the answer: CAPRICORN, VIRGO, Aquarius, Taurus, Pisces, Cancer

Says yes but doesn't really know the answer: LEO, Gemini, Sagittarius, Aries, Libra, Scorpio

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THIS STARTED AS A JOKE YESTERDAY AT  FIV EAM

BONUS

“Im surrounded by idiots”

[jahbbas]

This.... Yes....

[jahbbas]

radio: doh

me: not again

radio: doh doh doh, doh doh doh

me: this is the 73rd time today

radio: doh doh doh, doh doh doh

me: THIS HIT THAT ICE COLD MICHELLE PFEIFFER THAT WHITE GOLD

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Vince NO

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reblog if this applies to you:

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[jahbbas]

The Signs as Parks and Recreation Characters

Aries: Leslie Knope

Taurus: Ben Wyatt

Gemini: Chris Traeger

Cancer: Andy Dwyer

Leo: Donna Meagle

Virgo: Jerry Gergich

Libra: Tom Haverford

Scorpio: Ann Perkins

Sagittarius: April Ludgate

Capricorn: Ron Swanson

Aquarius: Jean-Ralphio Saperstein

Pisces: Li'l Sebastian

[jahbbas]

My Thoughts On The Signs (based on personal experiences)

Aries: (One of my best friends and my older brother) Either mad chill, like coolest person ever or literally zero chill Taurus: (my older sister)Gets mad way too easy over anything, you look at them and they yell

Gemini: (fellow astro blogger) really cool wish we were closer

Cancer: (my little brother) you're a brat go home rn

Virgo: (best friend's little sister) sometimes I love you and sometimes I hate you

Leo: (guy I had a thing with) It's not polite to lead people on you should really work on that, I'm v happy we didn't actually date.

Libra: (one of my best friends) you're kinda a bitch..

Scorpio: (every crush of mine ever) WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME JESUS CHRIST YOURE SO CONFUSING

Sagittarius: (sorta friend) you're the coolest person I've ever met and I have a total friend crush on you, it's like wanting to date you but like no I just want to be your best friend

Capricorn: (1 of the nerd crew guys) hahahahaha no I don't want to date you please stop

Aquarius: Never met one, I'd love to though

Pisces: (best friend's boyfriend) you're a psycho, I can't stand you, stop dating my friend asap

[jahbbas]

Every Tumblr Astrology Post Ever

Aries: FIGHT ME IM SO ANGRY ALL THE TIME GRRR

Taurus: food food food food

Gemini: all I do is talk all the time talk talk talk

Cancer: I'm so emotional I just cry all the time😭😭😭

Virgo: OMG my ocd is going crazy I need to clean something omg

Leo: Gosh I love looking in the mirror at my perfect hair I love me, don't you love me? tell me you love me.

Libra: I'm soo needy and just want designer everything I bet you're jealous of me

Scorpio: blood. death. graveyards. sex. sex. sex.

Sagittarius: let's go on an adventure, I'm so positive and carefree like lets go party

Capricorn: I need to work 24\7 Id rather be at work than talk to you. I NEED TO WORK HARDER

Aquarius: woah so unique woah so weird so interesting woah aliens woah

Pisces: I'm a fish, a very polite fish that has a lot of feelings and cries a lot

[jahbbas]

The signs as cliché characters in a movie.

Aries : the badass character who constantly kicks ass and fights people but is a good person deep down.

Taurus : the funny parent that always bakes stuff and offers a hot chocolate to everyone who feels sad.

Gemini : the ultimate handsome villain who builds and army to destroy the world but gets killed off by the hero in the end.

Cancer : the super shy character who is really sarcastic and into books but ends up falling for the popular boy/girl.

Leo : the popular character who is secretely a huge nerd and ends up realizing "being popular" isn't everything.

Virgo : the nerd character who's basically a genius and constantly saves everyone's ass.

Libra : the great character who has a lot of potential and remarkable quotes but doesn't get much screentime.

Scorpio : the typical bad boy/girl, super badass but ends up revealing their "tragic backstory" to the love interest.

Sagittarius : the hippie parent who's constantly high and talks about yoga and animals and drugs all the time.

Capricorn : the evil teacher who is revealed as the ultimate crazy villain at the end.

Aquarius : the best friend who is super sarcastic and funny 100% of the time and always makes a fool out of themselves.

Pisces : the tragic "evil" character that was treated badly in their childhood, but becomes good toward the end.

[jahbbas]

creep

i want a perfect body: aries, virgo, libra, scorpio

i want a perfect soul: capricorn, taurus, aquarius, gemini

i want you to notice when i'm not around: pisces, sagittarius, cancer, leo

[jahbbas]

The Signs As Kawaii Faces

Aries: ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭

Taurus: （￣～￣）

Gemini: (→_→) (←_←)

Cancer: (|||❛︵❛.)

Virgo: ┐(︶▽︶)┌

Leo: ( ˘ ³˘)♥

Libra: (●´ω｀●)ゞ

Scorpio: ψ(｀∇´)ψ

Sagittarius: (^・ω・^ )

Capricorn: (◐ω◑ )

Aquarius: ¯＼_(ツ)_/¯

Pisces: (❁´◡`❁)

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What Rose Color Represents You?

Red Rose (Love and Romance)- Taurus & Libra

Pink Rose (Gratitude and Appreciation)- Cancer & Capricorn  

Orange Rose (Enthusiasm and Passion)- Aries & Leo

Yellow Rose (Friendship and Joy)- Gemini, Scorpio & Aquarius

White Rose (Purity and Spirituality)-  Virgo, Sagittarius & Pisces

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Halloween things for the signs

Aries: fangs, misty graveyards, spooky stories, music boxes, demons, sweets.

Taurus: orange, hot chocolate with marshmallows, black cats, crypts, midnight.

Gemini: skull heads, haunted houses, ghouls, huge scarves, moon light, potions.

Cancer: cinnamon donuts, pretty leaves, oversized sweaters, crows, shadows.

Leo: carving jack-o’-lanterns, magic spells, full moons, pumpkin spice latte, bats.

Virgo: creepy headstones, broomsticks, spider webs, m&m, werewolves, masks.

Libra: tiny pumpkins, mummies, brownies, candelabras, skeletons, leaf rubbings.

Scorpio: candy apples, abandoned asylums, black lipstick, witches, candy corns.

Sagittarius: scary movies, scented candles, RIP tombstones, trick or treat, owls.

Capricorn: cauldrons, nightmares, witches brew, ghost cupcakes, vampires, boo!

Aquarius: death scythes, cloaks, knee socks, pumpkin picking, costume parties.

Pisces: apple cider, smell of dead leaves, witch’s hat, faeries, corn mazes, mist.