Dorne deserves better

Overly invested in every female character. Tag for my plethora of posts I make while I'm reading is #a dumbass is reading Call me Clarinda 19 they/them pronouns

[elaena]

[mylestoyne]

Your joncon and lemore art gave me so many feelings

thank you! here’s a not sad doodle of them….. since joncon goofs around with franklyn I like to think he makes jokes with people he likes/is comfortable with

[nosafeanchorage-deactivated2023]

Alayaya, Shae and Lollys I wished their story had been told differently. What if they collaborated, or, at least, communicated… for ASOIAF Minor Ladies Week

[renlysrainbowguard]

@jaime-no

[keanureevesasjonsnow]

has this been done before? almost definatly. i had fun tho

[renlysrainbowguard]

@jaime-no

[korra-of-the-watertribe]

Game of Thrones actors as different ASOIAF Characters:

Lena Headey as Catelyn Stark Natalie Dormer as Cersei Lannister Joseph Mawle as Eddard Stark Oona Chaplin as Nymeria Sand Richard Madden as Edmure Tully Iain Glen as Jon Connington Tara Fitzgerald as Barbrey Dustin Alexandra Dowling as Margaery Tyrell

Insp.

For @creatorhubevent Summer 2021 Event: Day 4: Alternative:

[mummer]

niche drawing request, i feel like if jon and quent ever met, it would be a bit funny,

they are both such uncharismatic buzzkills, my guess is the vibe would be: the most awkward small talk you've ever seen in your life

[renlysrainbowguard]

@jaime-no

[rosenroot]

Cersei seemed half a child herself beside Ser Gregor. In his armor, the Mountain looked bigger than any man had any right to be. (…)

“You are going to fight that? ” Ellaria Sand said in a hushed voice.

“I am going to kill that,” her lover replied carelessly

[straightjoncon]

Joncon is straight

He was in love with Elia

And also Ashara

And Lemore

And Catelyn Tully

And Old Nan

[asongoftomandholland]

hi not sure if this is pushing it but can we get one of tom holland and nicki minaj as ned and catelyn?

Ned x Catelyn

[elaena-archive-deactivated20210]

hi i meant to post this in the morning but i forgot LOL heres another asoiaf quiz of mine my liege...its about which asoiaf house would u belong in (westeros edition). whether thats a lord or like a servant or forgotten bastard on a bakery thats up 2 you...

[eddtollett]

https://uquiz.com/MoVNgJ

pick things from asoiaf that i just made up and i'll give you a pov character that i didn't make up

[eddtollett]

in honor of this blowing up, here are a few highlights from YOUR fake asoiaf things 😌❤️

• Septa Mordane was a dominatrix in her spare time

• Dany's hair never grew back. she just kept making wigs out of noodles and everyone was too scared of the dragons to correct her

• Lancel has a burn book

• Littlefinger will be revealed to have a secret twin named "Stickyfinger"

• Bus

• The children of the forest are just theatre kids who don't know when to stop

• Roose Bolton is two vampires

• i don't know what asoiaf is

• I think there should be huge magical ducks. I mean, direwolves are great but imagine walking in the woods and a giant duck starts attacking you

• The homoerotic tension between Jeor Mormont and Craster

• Apple bottom Jeynes

• MTV cribs: king's lair Jaime gives a tour of his cell in the Tully sex dungeon

• The winds of winter is about Jeyne Poole getting a machine gun

• NEDS BONES ALIVE (REAL)

• Jon comes back but only speaks in mcr lyrics

• The person who literally just promo-d their braime fuck or die fanfiction (i don't read explicit fics but i appreciate your entrepreneurial spirit)

• i am just worried nobody talks about bees

• Euron having an ass

• Tywin gets a hair transplant

Thank you to everyone who took my stupid quiz <3 xoxo

[elaena-archive-deactivated20210]

okay so i made a "which popular got ship are you" with book-related questions and very mean results because i love hate. here, take it.

[mylestoyne]

This is sad and self indulgent and very scribbly but..... I often draw joncon and myles being very sweet but I think their relationship was complicated and had ups and downs and issues, especially when jon was younger and more brash and volatile and the wound of rhaegar’s death was still fresh.... anyway please take this miserable little argument comic I feverishly drew last night

Bonus malo jayn:

[mylestoyne]

“….you have a name as a warrior, and as King Aegon’s Hand you will speak with his voice and rule this realm in all but name. I would think that many an ambitious lord might be eager to wed his daughter to such a man. Even, perhaps, the prince of Dorne.” i can’t believe haldon gave us the potential for the most miserable and comedic sham marriage in westeros. arianne marrying aegon is OUT, arianne marrying joncon against both their wishes is IN

[renlysrainbowguard]

Okay everyone reblog this and put your favourite niche ASOIAF character in the tags. Minor character stans we gotta find each other

[mylestoyne]

myles toyne will get a pov in twow

[jeyneofpoole]

Are you sure :/

[mylestoyne]

What’s stopping him

[mylestoyne]

Lady Mertyns turned to Arianne. “If you should see this Lord Connington, you tell him that I knew his mother, and she would be ashamed.”

Perhaps I shall, the princess thought.

DO IT ARIANNE, TELL HIM. late birthday gift for @slavicstarks who is as obsessed with this concept as i am