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Before I kick your ass, I have to know. What conditioner do you use?

Maybe he’s just born with it, honey.

...OGX. Let me tell you, it works wonders.

Yeah, sure. Whatever you need, babe.

You got me feeling all types of ways.

Is that an invitation?

What do you think?

She’s definitely in last place though. I think you took first, since I had to crop mine.

I’m positive I was in first before.

Disappear.

Make me,

I’ll let her know of the honor. She’ll wear a dress to the ceremony.

Oh god, you’re one of her three followers? Dad and I have been wondering who was the third leg of our little trio double tapping out of pity.

She always looks nice, you hush.

Well, call us the Three Musketeers because here I am, double-tapping away. She rounds off the trio of Excellent Hair.

Yeah, we are pretty hot. Thanks, Mom.

You’d get fired within the first day for trying to teach them cunnilingus in like Art History or something. Oh, such high praise, I am not worthy.

She deserves a medal for that.

Hey, if that’s how I opened it, at least it’d be authentic Art History. The kids would thank me. I basically follow that bear and the US Interior, I like the national park stuff. Oh, and Tarin.

Are you real?

No, I’m your conscience. It’s been a long time, how are you?

Oh no, it’s definitely Mabeline.

God, I got my degree and then I was out. No more school. Ever. The bear book is coming along. Our little press stunt with the bear Instagram is actually taking off.

Oh come on now, you and your sister got the gift of shining faces.

Someone suggested that I teach but they forgot to mention that I hate kids so...no. Never stepping back into school unless it’s for something fun. I saw that and followed it just for you. It’s a really cute idea.

m-gothel

I’m so tired of the god damn protestors. Get off the sidewalk and out of my way.

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I mean look at your everything. How could I not embrace it? I could sell your physical heart on ebay for like a million dollars, you’re so glorious.

Wow. That’s epic, bro. I’m proud of you.

You could sell whatever you like, I’ll sign it over to you in the will. You, sir, look like a million bucks. I wasn’t sure when you said you cut your hair but you look absolutely luminous. Maybe he’s born with it.

Thanks, bro. I’m kind of excited to not be in school for a while and do stuff. How’s the bear book?

#I ASSUME they've been in contact the whole time because MAKE IS FOREVER

I know better than to ask. You’re a shady fucker, but it’s why I love you. For the mystery of it all.

Ayyyy, sounds legit! Happy for you. How the hell did you get an illustration gig though? Your masters is in psych.

That’s why you have my heart. You know the shady and you embrace the shady.

I...sent some stuff around while I was balls-deep in research and it turned up big time. Nothing like an artist that knows .the mind.

You were looking for me? I’m honored.

Bro, it’s been forever. How are you? What are you doing here?

How can I forget your care packages, of course I am. I like how you didn’t question anything about how I found you. That’s the shady shit I’m here for.