oh tim stoker we’re really in it now

Tat // 28 // infp // pisces currently in Pathologic, Elden Ring, and asoiaf hell

[redstonedust]

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[correctopinionhaver]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

surely there has to be somebody on the internet who wants to give me $500,000 in exchange for nothing at all

[gloopdimension]

Well okay if you say so

[only-cat-memes]

[agwitow]

How dare?! He worked hard for that shiny! Rude! What about his cuteness discount?

[sgt-cookie-2]

Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

[icantspellthings]

Whenever people ask me "why don't you know xyz, it's so popular" well see it's because

[icantspellthings]

I literally live in south east asia

[icantspellthings]

Do I need to do this too?

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[bathroomcube]

how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing

[rockabillywife]

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

[64mpg]

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

casts an evil spell . but i can’t say what for

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[wherever-whateverr]

computa make all my friends tell me how they perceive me Computa make everyone i’ve ever met tell me how they perceive me

[stellaluna33]

I can't believe we live in a world where there's an AI company unironically called "Palantir," and it isn't a parody. It's a real thing. I remember seeing a picture of an advertisement on here and thinking, "This HAS to be a joke. This is too on-the-nose to be real. They wouldn't honestly name an AI company Palantir, after the Seeing Stones from Lord of the Rings that are supposed to offer knowledge, but famously also might be feeding you misinformation from evil sources because 'we do not know who else may be watching.'" But then here I am listening to the BBC News discussing why the CEO of Palantir just published a Manifesto that sounds like it was written by a supervillain.

[to-orrr]

tomato