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What are you doing New Years? New Years Eve?

I will be getting drunk, but probably not be hooking up with a cousin. Still, you never know.

But I do have some captions queued up, not as many as Christmas, but enough to hopefully get you in the mood to celebrate better than I will.

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They can always share the top bunk.

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I don’t like getting woken up, but I could get used to it.

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The best way to thank your cousin would be to share with him nudes of the hot girl you’re banging. Just make sure to crop out the face.

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That’s an afterschool special I can get behind. “What? How could you fuck him, he’s your relative!” “I learned it from you, Mom! I learned it from you!”

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I imagine he learned this game from a famous captain and figured out how to get a piece of the action he wanted.

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Happy International Tabletop Day

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Diagnosis: Incestual nymphomania

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Just a thing I like. Long ago I read an erotic story about a daughter who kept (after the first few times her mother getting the ball rolling) getting her father to cum inside her panties every day, while she’s wearing them, and it was pretty hot and when I first saw this image I thought of doing my own take on it. I also for some reason really enjoy when I can take something that’s intended as a selfie and reimagine it so, by reaching off- camera, instead she’s tugging on her father’s shirt before he leaves.

Reminder: The Complete Weird Incest Archive is available as a .zip.