JakeAintHere

centrist. scene kid. musician. self-diagnosed dumbass ASD + ADHD + pan + he/him my pfp is by me lol also i play both half-life & dandy's world shh shh shh don't tell anyone

[jakeainthere]

REALLY NEEDED TO MAKE A PINNED POST FOR TUMBLR SORRY GUYS

Hey! I'm JakeAintHere, and I'm a post-hardcore musician from the southern part of the East Coast (aka hell)! I set up this Tumblr in 2022, but now that Elon's killing Twitter, I'm gonna see if I can try to be more active here than on there.

You want to hear the trash I make? Here: https://soundcloud.com/okutoringu (or) https://jakeainthere.bandcamp.com

I'm actively working on my first album "The Storm," which is my own attempt at exploring concept albums and the funny metalcore genre known as electronicore!

Basic interaction criteria. Lightheartedness is in good fun, but don't be a dick. Also note that I'm 16 (17 on April 3, 2026), so if you're running a porn/NSFW/fetish account, please step out the door. Your content is not wanted here for several reasons.

I like to interact with roleplay-based ask blogs when I'm on here (hi @glorpngo ), so do expect some of that here.

Got a question about me, my work, or anything else? Drop it in my ask box! It's free, and you can always go anonymous in case you're concerned about your privacy! I won't be a dicknose! (indefinitely closed because of spam)

Also, I have a Linktree if you want to find me elsewhere: https://linktr.ee/jakeainthere

[jakeainthere]

It's my 4 year anniversary on Tumblr

[jakeainthere]

peter griffin x alastor

who's with me

[jakeainthere]

believe me this is the ultimate tumblr sexyman combo

[jakeainthere]

im terribly sorry im autistic and i said that shit while trying to sleep

[poisonouspastels]

Unfortunately I've seen a pretty large uptick of generative AI content in the Murder Drones community lately. J has a message for you.

[jakeainthere]

yes!!!!

my art looks like dogshit but it's ok because i know that human hands have 5 fingers each and not 7 on the left and 20 on the right!!!!

[jakeainthere]

this album is fire (legitimately)

this was 20 years ago wtf!!!!

can't really find any bit of The Party Scene on streaming so listen to it on internet archive (that's also where i ended up finding silverstein's first ep lol) https://archive.org/details/ATL-TPS-2005

[serialdesignationn0101]

i'm getting bored so i'm gonna dump a bunch of raccoons in here

k bye

Awh! They’re so cute! Raccoons are awesome! They kinda remind me of Uzi sometimes.

[dochollibi]

All situations can be improved by raccoons

[jakeainthere]

words to live by

[toastpostsig]

this came to me in a vision and I had to make it

[jakeainthere]

some great songs such as "Buddy Shelly"

oh and not to mention "Surf Wax Gardenview"

[yattatheepicpinata]

"So... You're a Mexican piñata, right? Can you speak spanish?"

HMMMM... I DUNNO! Buuuuuuuuuut, I do know something in spainish! Ahem...A LA MIERDA CONTIGO, HIJO DE PUTA. Shrimpo taught me that :D (sorry i had to use google translate for that i cant speak spainish irl :/)

[weirdlobsterxd]

"shrimpo what

@i-hate-being-asked SINCE WHEN YK SPANISH?"

"No, it's okay! You can also say " perromalparido" or "mamaguevo")

[i-hate-being-asked]

"IVE BEEN PRACTING SHUT UP!!"

[yattatheepicpinata]

...What does it mean?... Shrimpo, what does it MEAN????

[i-hate-being-asked]

"... it means "I love you, friend".. go tell that to all your friends"

[yattatheepicpinata]

...Shrimpo, I am NOT THAT GULLIBLE!! I have a feeling it's something ELSE!

[i-hate-being-asked]

"ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?!"

[yattatheepicpinata]

I AM calling you a LIAR! LIAR WITH HIS PANTS ON FIRE!!!!

[i-hate-being-asked]

"I HAVE NO REASON TO LIE!!"

[yattatheepicpinata]

THAT'S WHAT SOMETHING YOU'D SAY LYIN'!!!

[jakeainthere]

actually i know what it means but i'm not gonna say because i think that's really funny

[jakeainthere]

peter griffin x alastor

who's with me

[jakeainthere]

believe me this is the ultimate tumblr sexyman combo

[jakeainthere]

friendly reminder that i'm no longer into helluva boss and hazbin hotel since 2022

that's it

[jakeainthere]

this post is outdated i am back into it

thanks jaz and felix...

[totallycirclek]

Trying to prove a point to my transphobic parents

Reblog if trans men are REAL, VALID AND HANDSOME MEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS

Reblog if trans women are REAL, VALID, AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS

And finally, because it's a part of my argument for this point, and also because they are,

Reblog if nonbinary and genderqueer people in general, are REAL, VALID, AND GORGEOUS PEOPLE, NO MATTER HOW THEY PASS

[jakeainthere]

peter griffin x alastor

who's with me

[the-boolynski-blog]

"Hello my fellow anons, I am here to post soomething important."

"A CERTAIN magnifying glass named Rodger thought it would be funny to leak my last name to every single toon in Gardenview. So I decided to show...a little something to everyone."

"So a few days before I made this blog, I managed to catch him making out with a research capsule. He begged me not to show the photo to which I humbly agreed. But since he thought it would be REAL FUNNY to tell everybody my last name, I thought that I might as well return the favor!"

[jakeainthere]

got em

red dot em >:)

[jakeainthere]

temporarily closing asks cuz i keep getting "pls give me money" in my inbox

If it wasn't known, I'm 16. I'm legally ineligible to operate a bank account on my own; I'd have to be 18 to do that.

Because I'd run the risk of letting more hypothetical scammers flood my inbox asking me for money I can't utilize without the government knocking on my door, I'm closing asks until this debauchery stops.

A little overreactive, you might think, but, once again, I'm 16 so therefore I can't own a bank account independently, nor can I have a credit card and/or the like. And since they keep coming in like cockroaches, deleting them from my inbox did not feel like enough.

Thanks. Here's a project from Monophobia.

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[leglimh-deactivated20260522]

super itty small part of what i think the intro to the dw sjow would look like

[jakeainthere]

if qwel finds this can she hire you to make it real cuz holy SHIT that was thebomb.com

[jakeainthere]

this is the exact shit uncle phil would say "What the hell is that?!" to

[jakeainthere]

is that asian ray william johnson

[jakeainthere]

this is the exact shit uncle phil would say "What the hell is that?!" to