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As I’m part Grinch, this post is as much effort as I’ll put into a holiday card. Photo/festive cheer by @enemypixels https://www.instagram.com/p/CXXkO02rXif/?utm_medium=tumblr

@charcarbone and I (and all other adoptees) are going to strike again! The 2nd edition of the Adoptee Open Mic is set for Mon. 11/22 5PM PT/8 PM ET on ZOOM thanks to @asianadopteeclubhouse & @adoptionmosaic. Sign up (for adoptees only) or RSVP (for everyone) at Eventbrite LINK IN BIO. https://www.instagram.com/p/CWZV8QKvif7/?utm_medium=tumblr

Halloween 2021: Dr. John Hammond of Jurassic Park Photos by @troyconrads & I AM DAN FLASHES #danflashes #ithinkyoushouldleave Photo by @bripruett & me https://www.instagram.com/p/CVvvZSrhD0S/?utm_medium=tumblr

#danflashes #ithinkyoushouldleave

Found out the space between the bottles is the average size of an affordable NYC apartment. https://www.instagram.com/p/CU7jn_6AVFE/?utm_medium=tumblr

I finally figured out how to smile with teeth (just get a pro photographer to catch me laughing). Photo @mattmisiscostudios @thesunsetplaza (at Hollywood Hills) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSj_-nRlJFB/?utm_medium=tumblr

Social distancing from another dimension, staying masked up, and keeping it stylish as can be during a pandemic that HAS NOT ended. Polaroid by @justoffthesix https://www.instagram.com/p/CRuiz5mAHoZ/?utm_medium=tumblr

Shout out to all adoptees, transracial, domestic, international, or otherwise! Come through to share your talents or even just a story on Clubhouse. DM @charcarbone or me for sign-up. If you wanna join Clubhouse, use this event link: https://www.clubhouse.com/event/M4XYrvWM https://www.instagram.com/p/CP31mUhglW7/?utm_medium=tumblr

My official record of vaccination* and sweet new coat from @wilder_losangeles. *I really am actually vaccinated just to be clear. https://www.instagram.com/p/CPhIBiVAAYd/?utm_medium=tumblr

So, if we say 50 shades of silver, it doesn’t have to be a sex thing, right? https://www.instagram.com/p/COdGvzugjHD/?igshid=1x1j07w02unda

Either: A) bleached my tires like my hair B) I guess we had to paint something during quarantine C) wanted to give my car satin spats D) this project did not kill nearly enough time in lockdown https://www.instagram.com/p/CN9KGlAAIHv/?igshid=jcf05ggyirh6

Balcony vacations are a thing in quarantine, right? https://www.instagram.com/p/CNjGepogNLP/?igshid=171ooymdipj5y

If there were greeting cards for COVID-19’s anniversary, I’d use this photo. Of course, the inside would be blank because there is both too much and nothing to say after a year of lockdown. https://www.instagram.com/p/CMEaJNVAYZT/?igshid=1gfjt718pxv1x

This goddamn pandemic won’t end, so I got a chair worth growing old and dying in. Much love to @theportico_collection_la for making my idea for this custom Eames lounge chair come true and @blackswanned for the chair itself. https://www.instagram.com/p/CLf9gZ0AlLL/?igshid=11u114njxrxb

Side effects of lockdown on extroverts includes hair going grey and stir crazy to the point where you just laugh at seeing yourself in the mirror because you realize the part of Inception where DiCaprio and Ken Watanabe get stuck in infinite unconscious is a better reality than the last year. https://www.instagram.com/p/CK4FbcmgcBd/?igshid=1vsiy5uyxvxfd

#youlooklike “you reminded yourself that lockdown has gone for so long and will continue because, well, some folks have their own ‘science’ they believe in rather than actual science and it’s as good a time as any to start in with mock turtlenecks with the few weeks in LA where’s it a bit chilly and you guess this is just you now— oh shit, I’m supposed to look serious for these.” https://www.instagram.com/p/CKZkKyCgMay/?igshid=r04ge5ztdx0d

#youlooklike

#youlooklike Van Helsing for Gucci Spring/Summer Still in Quarantine 2021 Collection https://www.instagram.com/p/CKColFugY23/?igshid=fjqidera7wuo

#youlooklike

Dumb Haikus Vol. 1? I can only hope and pray that the abject daftness contained wherein gives you the break of reality you might need right now. Also, this makes me a self published poet, an occupation that is only acceptable during a global pandemic where everyone’s out of work. https://www.instagram.com/p/CKAZk5hgYOp/?igshid=1xuqtw64jnedq

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