so here's plan K

Jake Tobias Michaels, 33 Pseudonym: Kit Michaels Author of Wrong Chances

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andrewcrp:

     “Oh good cause there’s plenty of that on the show. Starting a new show can be overwhelming i understand. My wife and I made a habit to spend time together every night. We switch around shows and movies every night.” 

“You are a professor, a husband, and a father, Andrew. Again, how do you still have time to watch those stuff?” Saying that alone gave Jake the idea of how heavy a responsibility all that is. He chuckled though, because despite the curiosity, he was amused a married couple still has such a habit. “That’s good to know though. A habit? As in you don’t skip a night?”

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ohxgen:

   “Oh don’t even start, Jake.” She stepped forward and gave him her hand. “Getting dessert with Leah, I think,” 

“What? I saw him first. You’re lucky I didn’t call dibs on him before he met you.” He started laughing softly as he assumed a dancing stance and started moving to the music. “Ah. Desserts. Desserts are the worst.”

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andrewcrp:

      “Just a little, but i get it. You’re sleeping on it man, it’s a great show. A little raunchy, but great.” 

“Raunchy isn’t an issue to me. It’s the catching up that makes me feel restless about starting a new show. How do you even still have time to watch?”

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ohxgen:

    “Scout’s honor. Can’t dance too close anyway. Husband might get jealous.” Gen smirked. 

“He was my husband first, Gen. Don’t even start.” He smirked back and held out his hand for her to take. “Where is he, anyway?”

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andrewcrp:

    “Just came up. Cori made a shameless reference so, were talking about it and she had to go attend guests.” 

“Oh. Then I guess it was pretty shameless of me to speak out of turn. I would fill her shoes but I’ve never seen a single episode of it so.”

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ohxgen:

     “I know your feet are probably aching, but this is my song and we’ve got to dance to it.” 

“Promise not to step on my already aching toes?”

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andrewcrp:

“Laughing. It’s got me laughing.” 

“We are at a wedding and you’re talking about how... funny Shameless is..? I am confused.”

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andrewcrp:

“Shameless got me like.” 

“Got you like what? I don’t get it...”

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ohxgen:

“For a three year old? Way too extreme. I’ve tried it’s just her favorite one. Trust me I rather watch anything else before I sing along to the songs on that movie but it makes her so happy… whatcha gonna do?”

“Really? Not even Mulan can steal her attention? If you would just let me have her for one weekend, I could help you take a break from Frozen. I promise I won’t make her watch any horror films.” He held up his right hand. “I promise!”

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corihrp:

“Well you look very handsome Jake. Now stop yanking my tail yeah? Are you coming to the formal wedding? Have you rsvped?”

“Yes, I am coming and yes, I have RSVPed. Thus, the shopping yesterday. I don’t have to bring a plus one, do I?”

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liamscogin:

      “You’re going to love this: I just got an email from a student asking how my tinder experience is at home over break. It’s always entertaining when people send emails to the wrong person.”

“Okay, Liam. This is not a laughing matter. You are not supposed to have this kind of conversation with your students so I will be a good friend and take the burden for you. So if I would have her name, especially her age, and her number, please.”

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ohxgen:

“I’m not traumatizing my child like that, Jake. I do wish this phase would run its course, but I’m not going to do that.”

“The Exorcist is too extreme? I don’t enjoy that movie as much anymore but I would still choose to sit through it than watch Olaf’s dumb ass sing about summer. Did showing Iris other Disney movies not work?”

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kevin-howarth:

     “I think I’ve spent far too much time at the beach because now I’m very sunburnt”

“Yeah, I could tell. It’s time to change your sunblock, man. You look like a fucking raw sausage.”

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leah-the-fun-scogin:

     “I’m hearing all these stories about twins posing as each other, and I’m going to be honest, I’m a little offended that Liam never did that for me.”

“Buy a romper in his best colors and the perfect size and you’ll have me rallying behind you on this idea. Not telling the Scogin twins apart --- what a concept.”

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addison-campbell:

     “I love when people complain about how my cupcakes are unhealthy… it’s a cupcake it’s not supposed to be healthy.”

“I know right? I mean, how could they not tell the sole reason you sell us cupcakes is that you want to give us diabetes?”

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corihrp:

“I did not say that…. okay I thought that.” 

“Years of friendship and you still act like I wouldn’t know your default taste in men. Come on, it wouldn’t hurt to drop that daily compliment on me now that I’m wearing a new dress shirt, would it?”

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ohxgen:

    “Love is watching Frozen for the ninth time with your child and acting like you’re seeing it for the first time.” 

“Told you before, Gen. Your Frozen problem could’ve been long over if you’d only let me edit a clip where everytime Anna says ‘forever,’ a photo of the girl from The Exorcist appears.”