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Stolas - 30 - He/Him - Behold, a Big Gayme Designer runs this blog.

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D&D commission!

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It's my beautiful sailor duo; Purple Plum, Captain of the Stormseeker and his First Mate Erarash.

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Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

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Satan Descending Upon Earth by Gustave Doré, 1866

[calugaritsa]

"i hate when I like a new song so I check out the band and none of their other music sounds similar!" you know who never has this problem? people discovering Powerwolf. those guys just consistently serve the exact same Evil Catholic Werewolves schtick with their triumphant soaring vocals, sick guitar riffs and key changes and you know what? it absolutely eats every single time

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happy old gnoll

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interesting kink assortment on the dash

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[whosurisold]

I agree , practicing medicine without a medical Doctor license is unlawful

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[hymnism]

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Too Many Gators - Gator Days

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Never Learned - Gator Days

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[dualcasterjay]

however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller

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"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

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I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree

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Boy's Night - Gator Days