like an outcast

[jakepuckermanhq]

notsogoodaaron​:

I think the most you can slide by with to stay out of outcast territory is being slightly annoyed with parts of paradise. Not much, maybe someone should change that.

There goes my individualistic instinct, right? Wouldn’t want to get thrown in the clink here for going against the cheery norm. That does sound like a shame to me, now that you mention it. And I’ve got some free time, so you might be in luck. I think I’m just the guy to change that for you. Want to get a drink or is that considered “too sinful,” you think?

[jakepuckermanhq]

shysongbird​:

She looks at him “umm hi and why do you want to know my original hair color?”

If it’s as hot as the dye job, why wouldn’t I be curious?

[jakepuckermanhq]

shysongbird​:

She decided to go change her hair color at the salon then goes to a glasses store then comes out with blonde hair and new glasses “I think this is a great change for me”

@thegleeplaIcestarters

If this is the change, I’m interested in seeing what the original was. 

[jakepuckermanhq]

benjijohnson​:

It woulda been one bizarre dream, huh? Also, I guess it not being a dream is kinda bizarre because… afterlife. What a wild ride. Breakfast sounds like a darn good idea. What you gonna get??

I was thinking eggs and bacon, but I should probably go big to test out this afterlife thing, huh? I could order up a whole buffet. I’m Jake. What’s up? You eat breakfast yet?

[jakepuckermanhq]

Woke up and I’m still here. I guess that cancels out the fever dream theory. Good to know. Guess I’ll ask that Emma chick for breakfast.

[jakepuckermanhq]

artierabrams​:

We don’t have to fight. We don’t have to be enemies. I did you a solid. Remember that.

[jakepuckermanhq]

artierabrams​:

You’re…Here.

Oh shirt. Looks like it. I think it goes without saying that the rule about snitching isn’t like getting married; it’s not til death do we part, you keep that to yourself. It’s better for both of us.

[jakepuckermanhq]

notsogoodaaron​:

It is, but you definitely got lucky. Though clearly I did too. Nope, and since so far this has been pretty sweet, I’m fine with sticking around.

I believe you, based on what I’m seeing right in front of me. That’s good to hear, I’d hate to hate paradise; that’d make me a pretty big outcast, I’m sure. So what are you and that gorgeous face up to tonight?

[jakepuckermanhq]

notsogoodaaron​:

Almost hard to believe this shirt is real, isn’t it? Definitely thought I was going to wake up at any moment.

Is this place full of good looking people or did I just get lucky enough to run into the top of the list right off the bat? You’re still here, so I’ll take that to mean you haven’t snapped out of it yet. 

[jakepuckermanhq]

theclaringtonhunter​:

Oh, you must be new.  There are perks to be sure, but every once in a while, when things are going good, things kind of glitch.  You’ll see.

Oh, you must have eyes. I’m Jake. When thing are going good, huh? Sounds lke things must not really be going so good, then. I will, yeah. So you hate it here or what?

[jakepuckermanhq]

[jakepuckermanhq]

Is this place for real? A literal forking eternal paradise. I guess I can dig the Barnum and Bailey vibes for a while. Catch me with that froyo though. It’s not ice cream, but the flavor array almost makes up for it.