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any pronouns | queer/aroace-spec | Multi-Fandom (I'm really just reblogging shit I like, some stuff is nsfw) (head banner and icon are mine)

[thelolaveart]

Throwing these at you guys in hopes this will pressure me to finish this finally… yes i made two versions

[wizard-email]

One day I will make enough money to bribe my favourite fanfiction writers into updating their abandoned wips

[wizard-email]

quit your job write 10000 trillion words of angst instead. I’ll provide for us

[wizard-email]

money is wasted on the rich. none of them know they could commission several thousand novels worth of toxic yuri and instead they lobby america for more bombs, much is wrong with this world 😔

[thelolaveart]

Rather rushed drawing for the birthday boy today

[shewhowillrise]

[spicy-apple-pie]

Mpreg Bruce

[sycamorality]

shoutout all my neurodivergent folk who Dont have autism or adhd

[sycamorality]

hey fellow autistic folk and adhders. this post isn't about you. this post is about all the other neurodivergence that is specifically Not autism or adhd. maybe the clearest post on the site about that actually. i'm autistic and have adhd too, but this post is specifically not about that. stop making it about your autism or your adhd.

it's about npd, bpd, psychosis, schizophrenia, dyslexia, dyscalculia, dyspraxia, dysgraphia, epilepsy, DLD, did, osdd (and any other plurality/multiplicity), depression, brain damage, anxiety, tourettes, down syndrome, ptsd, and everything else. it's specifically about neurodivergence that ISNT autism or adhd.

[charlesoberonn]

Middle-aged magical girl.

She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.

[charlesoberonn]

My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I've been Earth's one and only... Wonder-Sparkle Princess.

[gropeable-boychest]

she's been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren't giving it their all. Half of them are in a groupchat they've added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don't interfere with each other, or more importantly, with *her* Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he's dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can't save you if you interrupt her rare vacations

[charlesoberonn]

Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people's hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can't, got a PTA meeting.

Demon Queen Eluria: Friday?

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: A birthday party.

Demon Queen Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor's heart with hatred then?

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: That'd be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?!

Demon Queen Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: You too, gurl. How's the husband? Still dead?

Demon Queen Eluria: Yep. Thanks for that, btw.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Don't mess with my time off :p

[charlesoberonn]

Why are people tagging this '#wonder sparkle princess' like that's a thing and not a name I made up exclusively for this post?

[ardinwriter]

Congratulations on inventing a new tumblr deity!!

[charlesoberonn]

She isn't 29 years old. She's been a magical girl for 29 years. If she started at 14 (typical magical girl protagonist age) then she'd be 43.

[terraswallows]

God I needed this.

[thiingamajiig]

different, but the same

[thememedaddy]

[chibird]

✨Lucky crab blessing!✨ May it take effect immediately! 🙏

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[weepylucifer]

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

[weepylucifer]

not my best work

[burntcinnamonz]

Nightmare blunt rotation

[nyukaart]

Oh people yearn for Dick yearning for the brotherly relationship he never had

[ninalinovna]

he's three apples tall 🤏🏼

[sandersstudies]

Playing a villain onstage means you need a canned consent speech that goes something like “I want it to look like this hurts you, but I need you to communicate if it actually hurts so we can stop and fix it.”

Anyway kink and musical theatre are weird sisters to each other, as much as each group would like to deny it.

[nerdlordvidal]

Ive never met representatives from either camp who wanted to deny it.

[sandersstudies]

I can accept when I’m wrong.

[nyukaart]

I did it

Brutaliakhoa at a college party drunk as hell

[poltergoast]

jojos posting oh my…

[thecrowsinkwell]

"Not something.... someone."