Jake Warren @jakewarren - Tumblr Blog

born to be sexy, forced to be arresty. Life's not fair frr

i am not a shitpost. I *am* the shit frrr

Guys help. Boobs.

i had a dream I was in a nu metal band called Bad Sexx. It was the worst band ever.

I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums (ploomf ploomf)

hey girl, are you water? Because I want you all over my body in the shower but nowhere else.

wassup bros it's Jake Warren oh yeah

Great news bros! I'm in a band now. It's called Geflugensmootksz and all i do is cover 21 pilots songs but like really badly

wassup bros and h-words ;))

what would you do

What would you do if

Like if I was your neighbor

And I was at your window

And I smiled

And I just looked at you like this

Jake Warren