let's bewilder the hell out of people

this is the worst tumblr ever to be tumbled

[casualistic]

[ezi0]

I HATE THE NEW SOMBRA SKIN BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF THIS

[simonjadis]

I SAID A STEALTHY HACK REBECCA

[opalescentboy-deactivated202106]

Is he... you know... ???

[hofessorx]

The little gay run I do across the street that makes driver's wanna hit me

[joshpeck]

what emotion does this piece of furniture evoke in you

[ohmy80s]

[thekwikemart]

[murderersthumbs-deactivated2023]

[knightofleo]

[pollyjean]

when covid ends i will be kissing all my friends on the lips in greeting like an italiana mobster

[pollyjean]

me and the lads when we get the pfizer vaccine

[tikkety-tok]

I love ✨ m o d e r n ✨ dance

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

[depsidase]

[channinglovesjoss]

[concentratedmess]

A whole damn mood

[memewhore]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Here are two more:

"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"

And my favorite

"Person on thermal infrared camera"

Might share more tomorrow.

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Influencers taking selfies at a gym

Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile

Person who sits on wet paint

Person who's still loading

Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags

[lightweightkate]

I love these so much

[virgomoon-deactivated20240514]

she's the moment

[theocseason4]

[facelessoldgargoyle]

Bimbo (honorific)

[marcitlali]

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

[blkreginageorge-deactivated2017]

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying