ME

[jakob-sharp]

drunkblogging:

prostitourettes:

treat your friends like you treat your food

eat them and feel guilty about it 

Cut them up and cook them and feed them to your other friends so you can eat them later?

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

im going to jail for excessive cuteness and manslaughter

[jakob-sharp]

Come like my blog! Funny pics!

[jakob-sharp]

Or “shoot at will!" Poor will.

[jakob-sharp]

This is the most true post I've ever read.

[lameborghini]

my followers are cuter than ur followers

[jakob-sharp]

It's funny, cause im one of youre followers.

[jakob-sharp]

If you ate yourself would you double in size or vanish?

[jakob-sharp]

bitterbenanti:

list of things i want

a nice body

pizza

list of things you apparently can’t have at the same time

a nice body

pizza

This is the most accurate post ive ever read.

[tedbeary-blog-blog]

[jakob-sharp]

camphalfblood-mcnabs:

its-all-about-leveling-up:

cyanidegrrrl:

it’s a catfish

It’s a fucking catfish

no guys its a purrmaid

I’m so done with this. Its to early for these late night post.

[kyshiwarrior]

[akashballoo-deactivated20241221]

xD

[cuzlifeisshort]