in the end, we will all become stories

Hobbit | aspiring writer and artist | She/her | old soul | Pegasister | musician | Nerd and fantasy lover | probably spends far too much time daydreaming instead of doing important things | is a patchwork of petrichor, wonderlust, fernweh, werifesteria, monachopsis and retrophile |

[pippinoftheshire]

Creator and Admin of the Fans From U.N.C.L.E community for all things Man From UNCLE related (please come join us if you’re keen!)

My fanfiction can be found on AO3 (Blanket Permission and all):

PeregrinOfTheShire

[pippinoftheshire]

actually tentatively working on a few wips that might becomes fics so fingers crossed (the lull was a menace)

Iron Rail:

He lets his head fall back with a thunk, the impact softened by his hair. It’s lank, damp with sweat. A nightmare, probably, one he doesn’t remember. A spark of nausea tunnels in between his ribs and nips at his stomach and Simon tries to focus on breathing.

Tagging @justabigoldnerd @cha-melodius @h0n3y-c0m6 @deerilkka @willtheweaver @books2beach and anyone else who wants to join x

[imfloatingwhatthe]

Simons being absolutely crushed between a buff stick and a rock.

But it's exactly where he wants to be.

[tiny-wins-and-gold-stars]

⭐To all the fanfic writers out there, a little gold star!⭐

[d-0x0f]

"Feeling confident, are we?"

[mickeyeyes-arts]

Give up your life for the mission, Grace...

TW: Suicide

[sassycurse]

one of the best feelings tbh

[writingdose]

[fink0680]

Made more of the silly guys

I saw that Guinea pig photo on Instagram and was like “that’s them that’s literally them”

+ close ups one some of them

[futuremoji]

Your least most recent emoji predicts how your summer will end

[writingdose]

the fic you write doesn’t have to be a masterpiece, it just has to be the story you want to explore for yourself and your own enjoyment

[galacticsabc]

To The Petrova Line

Prints

[thewitchersdaily]

best girl roach + headbutting geralt to communicate with him

[petals42]

people who comment on fics just to say that they are re-reading and still cried/felt emotions/loved it are the greatest people on earth and should be given a thousand dollars. 

[petals42]

addition: people who comment on fics to say that they are not even in this fandom and didn’t know the characters at all but read it anyway and loved it are also the greatest people on earth and should also be given a thousand dollars.  

[artsyelizra]

find me at the beach in every life, through every door

[dobs-s]

.ᗒ.❤️‍🩹.ᗕ.

[anneriawings]

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

[phantomrose96]

IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST

“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID

[anneriawings]

12/27, 8:37PM CT

ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM

[anneriawings]

12/28, 12:18PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***

[anneriawings]

12/28, 10:22PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY

GO COOKIES GO

@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper​ @homebeccer GET READY

[anneriawings]

lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

[anneriawings]

12/30, 12:39AM CT

@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper

holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE

[phantomrose96]

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

[anneriawings]

THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

[anneriawings]

COOKIES ACQUIRED

[homebeccer]

THE THRILLING CONCLUSION

also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey

[anneriawings]

how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

[anneriawings]

SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????

AND 

IT’S

IT’S

IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-

I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED 

[phantomrose96]

Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

Its not even an in-game feature

[crowreys-wormstache]

Oh my god it’s back

[anneriawings]

H O W

[anavar-immela]

I’ve had this sort of thing happen.

At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.

[phantomrose96]

I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”

No one said “hey let’s stop missending things to Nepal” they just said “let’s make a stamp for this” and called it a day.

I’m gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration. 

[terrainterrain-pullup]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[offonaherosjourney]

Get Moist von Lipwig in charge of the US postal service ASAP

[korasonata]

Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still don’t have a definite answer because THE REASON it says “no shipping services available” is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail or any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.

You QUITE LITERALLY could not have sent these cookies to Guam if you tried.