Hellloooo

STRESSED ALL THE TIME BECAUSE WORK YA FEEL ME? Just wanna do YouTube my whole life. I just want to entertain others man.

[jalapenyobuisness]

Grow flowers, care for cats, and manage a restaurant!

[bedupolker]

YEE finished them! Love those cool foxes <3

[jalapenyobuisness]

Someone buy feet pics so I can go to a carmeet with my friends this weekend LOL

[laterspeasants]

[shouldnt]

#best plot twist in modern film history

[vacillating-bpd-queen]

[toastbutteregg]

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

[jalapenyobuisness]

I wanna buy cute clothes halp.

I’m sellin feet pics and videos guys! HMU for details plz and ty uwu

[jalapenyobuisness]

Also, have a friend that will be using me and my cashapp (since she doesn’t trust the whole getting money through an app thing, and wants to remain completely anonymous) who is selling feet pictures as well. 😍 her prices will be the same as mine most likely. 💕

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

🐟🦞👨🏻‍⚕️

Horseshoe crab blood starts out light blue and gets bluer the longer it is exposed to oxygen. It has copper crystals within that causes this color change and the horseshoe crab’s blood can be used in laboratories to detect LPS of gram negative bacteria. A single vile of horseshoe crab blood can be very expensive but is technically illegal to market in the U.S.

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

‘Soooo, just learned something. Apparently back in the early days of exploration many travelers would simply draw what they found/saw since the means to study, photograph, further explore it didn’t exist yet. Well this is where many of our deep sea monster stories come from,because as it turns out many of these drawings may have depicted large tentacled and alienesque appendages emerging from the water giving belief to something larger and more sinister lurking beneath…. however in many cases it was really just whale dicks. Whales often mate in threes so while one male was busy with the female the other male just pops his dick out of the water while swimming around waiting his turn.

There. That’s a thing you know now.’

Old timey sailor: “Woh! It’s a sea monster!”

Whale: “That’s what she said”

[ok-but-ill-complain-deactivated]

[slavery]

Not to vent but: fuck

[v3nice]

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

[jalapenyobuisness]

IM BACK

And accepting requests for feet pics 😋 HMU for questions etc

[genjutsu-01-deactivated20180429]

[eggsquad]

[v171]

One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn’t just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too.

So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn’t have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn’t carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity.

I’m a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I’d occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can’t help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire.

Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now I couldn’t find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn’t had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time I could get the FD there.

After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldn’t understand him, I imagine he said “What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren’t a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first.”

I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me.

We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave.

[dioynsus]

i want that really cliché friend group who takes long drives together and takes pictures of each other when they’re not looking and goes on random picnics and visits museum together fuck i want it so bad where y’all at