INDESTRUCTIBLE

James Riley. Full time invulnerable, part time Ke$ha fan.

[littlemissxasher]

Exactly. They’re so overrated anyways. 

[james-riley-here]

And we're hotter.

[littlemissxasher]

Oh, right. I can close a deal. The pout and fiery side will get us the best deal out there. Rich Bitches is perfect for us. 

[james-riley-here]

Good. We'll make the perfect pairing. Everyone will forget about the Kardashians as soon as our show airs.

[littlemissxasher]

Crap…I always forget about those. 

[james-riley-here]

You already have yours. Closing a deal with a big network because we're having our own reality show. Can it be called Rich Bitches?

[james-riley-here]

What are your New Year resolutions, everyone?

[bianca--ortiz]

I find it funny how you think that I would like to do that.

[james-riley-here]

Back in the day we would sit by the lake and spend the whole afternoon laughing at my silly jokes. I'm kidding, that never happened.

[bianca--ortiz]

There’s only Christmas shit on. Merry Christmas, James.

[james-riley-here]

Then go out, make a beautiful snowman.

[bianca--ortiz]

Not when all that is on is A Christmas Story.

[james-riley-here]

Watch something else, then. Merry Christmas, Bianca!

[bianca--ortiz]

How many times can one person watch A Christmas Story in one day? Seriously watching TV during Christmas sucks.  

[bianca--ortiz]

[james-riley-here]

Watching tv is always great.

[james-riley-here]

Here's a poster of your 'boyfriend'.

And a frame to go with it. Don't fap to it too much or else you'll ruin it.

[james-riley-here]

You'll need this when we have our own reality show when we get out of here. -Elizabeth

[james-riley-here]

Since your so in love with our self.

P.s. I'm still mad at you.

[james-riley-here]

I feel like getting you a cat won't help you get a life because from here on out you will keep asking me to use my ability to get you more cats and you will become the crazy cat guy. But even if you do, you'll always mean a lot to me, Pup.

Merry Christmas, 

Sia.

My Christmas wish came true. Oh my God.

[littlemissxasher]

That I can. I can cure them, too. If I work extra hard at it. 

[james-riley-here]

But the fun part is the disease part. Did that sound a bit psychotic? Yeah, I know.

[littlemissxasher]

Ailment manipulation. Yeah, it’s really not all that cool. 

[james-riley-here]

Oh no, it is! You can create diseases, right?

[littlemissxasher]

So do I! Okay, we can do a happy dance. 

[james-riley-here]

What's your power, again?

[the-wren-rodgers]

[james-riley-here]

I don't know how it works, but never try to kiss Bianca under one. She'll make you wish you wish you were never born.

[littlemissxasher]

You have no idea. I mean, I’m usually a happy person but even more now. 

[james-riley-here]

I love Christmas. Let's be happy and dance.