[dumbnojutsu]

[afeelgoodblog]

Wholesome weeding crash

[yawn-emoji]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[octopodhotrod]

Super disappointed to find out this is talking about a particularly warm current and not a powerful Weather Ape

[myguiltyotpleasures]

[solarpunkcitizen]

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

Oh my god?

[z0mborb]

some of you may've heard about that fancy "bionic reading" typefont thats supposed to be easier for neurodivergent people to read (if you're unfamiliar, it bolds the first few letters of each word to make it easier to follow)

well guess what, its locked behind a $500 a month API to write in because fuck you!

introducing, Not Bionic Reading! it is literally just the bionic reading typefont but for free. god bless neocities

Tech bros are on another world just make a framework like the rest of us.

anyone who can, pls reblog!

[bigwizardhat]

obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

thanks to iceland i can post on tumblr dot com

[myrskytuuli]

The funniest implication of the reveal of the three vampire women living in Dracula’s castle that at some point Dracula probably had to explain to his roommates that he was going to have a human guest over and he needs to keep up the ruse that he has servants, that he doesn’t live alone here, and all three of them looked him in the eyes and said: “we’re not doing that.”

And all three of them just sat there watching as Dracula uses his superpowers pretending to be the entire wait staff.

queen shit.

[victoria-pedretti]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. THE PRINCESS BRIDE 1987, dir. Rob Reiner

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

also wear lingerie. next question

[titkoks]

[titkoks]

[ruinsofathen]

this is the true essence of parallelism