cardiac arrest.

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vcronicam‌:

oh gosh there you go again, having me blush. but being cuddled by you sounds really nice right about  now. haven’t had a good cuddle in so long. i’m thinking that i really want to see you and hang out with you a lot. i mean i personally am not obsessed with him like nessa was at the time, but he’s an alright guy i guess. i don’t know much about him. aw dang, she’ll be so upset that you don’t play with him anymore, guess we’re going to have to make a trip out to italy soon so she can see him. i hope this isn’t weird, but have you worn this jersey because then i could have your scent on it. okay just kidding you can ignore that cause that was slightly creepy. oh no i wish it was in la, la playlist isn’t until june, but we’re going to orlando for this upcoming playlist live here in a few days. if you could come out to see me that would be so great. and i’d be excited to see you. of course, i never break my word and i always keep it. yes please don’t get into a fight i’ll be sad if you did. yeah exactly. i’ve come to learn that it’s hard to please our fans with what they want and some can be selfish and only care about their own happiness and not their idols. i hope they end up liking the next guy. took them awhile to adjust to my now ex. i don’t mind being stuck with you either. i can’t wait to spend my time texting you and talking to you, but also same but i understand you’re probably busier than i am. no it wasn’t weird… i can’t stop thinking about you either. 

I promise I'm not trying to make you blush, but I really like to compliment you, I can’t help myself. Oh, really? Then I have to visit you as soon as I can and give you the best cuddle in the world. I’m a good cuddler, did you know that? Not good, great cuddler, actually. I don't know, I feel like you're going to get tired of me by the time you hang out with me for the first time. I'm obsessed with Cristiano - I'm kidding, but he's the best guy I know. Yeah, we used to play together in Real Madrid, but I play for Bayern Munich now and he plays for Juventus. Exactly, flying out to Italy is the only way you and Nessa can meet him. Well, I have to wear a new jersey whenever I have a new game to play, so if you want one I'm wearing, I'll give it to you. No, stop thinking you're being creepy, you're being cute as heck. Orlando? Yeah, I could fly out to Orlando, just tell me when and I'll be there. I'm not going to get into a fight, I'm a good guy, really. I almost never get into a fight with anyone. Exactly, sometimes I feel like I have some toxic fans so I'd rather stay away from them instead of giving them my attention, but most of them are very nice and I love them. I'm sure they'll end up liking the next guy. Are you even looking for a boyfriend now? I've been training a lot, it's been crazy, but I'll always find some time for you. It's probably because you have that cute face of yours and you're fun to talk to, thinking about you makes me happy.

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rhodehaileyb‌:

I mean I’ll say what every girl says, young Leonardo DiCaprio. In Romeo and Juliet though, not Titanic. She is, I mean..how? 

Wait, you don't have a crush on Jack Dawson? Jesus. Romeo and Juliet made me fall asleep because it was boring, not gonna lie, but yeah, boy was looking fine back then. Right? Ashton Kutcher is such a lucky dude, I want to be him.

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mahcusrashfcrd‌:

no, to none of those. true jackson… keke palmer? used to proper pretend that i was going to wife her and everything. ain’t even embarassed about it, she was fine then, and she’s fine now. i always do, do everything wrong. i don’t even know how i managed to bag lucia for three years. pretty sure my pickup line was a compliment to her ponytail. she’s alright, i suppose. sorry, she’s cockblocking you, bruddah.

Marcus, I've never seen True Jackson in my life, I have no idea who Keke Palmer is, but I can't believe she didn't want anything with you. I'm going to have to Google her and make sure if she's still fine. I understand you, I don't know how I managed to marry someone, it obviously didn't fucking work because I'm a disaster. A compliment to her ponytail? You're like the worst at starting a damn conversation, talking about the weather with Neymar, complimenting the girl's ponytail, Jesus Christ. Nah, it's all good, I should find someone else or just stay single for the rest of my life. Will you marry me if you don't marry Jesse?

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jayacks‌:

how sweet of you to play on my emotions by being sweet now. not buying it, though. you sound like someone who is being forced to say these nice things. it makes me wanna cry because it’s all so sweet but forced. so go be with your Mila. i’ll find someone else one day to replace you.

I don't know what you're talking about, all I'm doing here is confessing my love for you, you know I love you, you know Mila Kunis ain't shit next to you. Nah, I'm not being forced to say nice things, I'm always saying nice things, so there's that. Why are you always getting emotional whenever you speak to me? Are you in love with me, Jensen? Be honest. No, fuck Mila. You're not going to leave me for someone else. You can’t replace me, you know I’m your soulmate.

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phoebeonparade‌:

Thanks, dude, I need all of those good vibes right now! My movie’s called Dakota and it’s about an aspiring singer/songwriter who doesn’t make great life choices. (Which, pfft, I’ve only made good life choices so that’s where my acting chops came in.) Oh damn, that’s neat! What team do you play for? I’ll whip out my personal favorite especially for you. In my personal opinion, if you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

You're very welcome. I'm here to give you all the good vibes you want. That's interesting, I'll make sure to watch the movie. Are you sure you've only made good life choices? Are you lying to me, Phoebe? I play for Bayern Munich! I don't know if I'll keep playing for them this year but we'll see. Oh, for real? Alright, you made me laugh, I'll give you seven out of ten.

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cpratthq‌:

I don’t know, man. What if he has eyes for another Chris? Evans and Pine are my life long rivals and I need to take them out. Shall we try and make some Freaky Friday shit happen where we switch bodies? I might end up fucking up your whole entire life by being an idiot but I’ll try my best not to. We should become friends with Ashton then we’ll get close to Mila. Ashton will never have to know we love her. Can I get a free membership to the Chris Pratt fanclub? I’ll give you one to Mila’s. I will, I’ll tell her you’re her soulmate.

I mean, I'd understand if he went for Chris Evans but Pine? Nah, you're all good. I still think you're his number one, there's nothing to worry about, be confident, Pratt. Definitely, I feel like you're going to destroy my football career because you're going to be terrible at it, but still, here I am, trusting you. Does that mean we have to watch The Ranch and make him think we're his best friend? 'Cause that show is terrible, let me tell you. You can get a free membership to the Chris Pratt fanclub, welcome to the fanclub. The only rule we have is -- we must protect and love Chris Pratt for the rest of our lives. You're going to ruin her marriage, do it.

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plazadeaubreyy‌:

I mean you’re right, she is perfect but there are other perfect women out here. Hopefully you two have the most pure and epic friendship around now knowing you share a crush and aren’t Ashton. Sorry I had to be the one to bring you two together and crush your dreams. I will break many laws for Jeff! He’s worth it, especially with his grandpa status. The older he gets the more attractive he gets. Ew, why would Chris be my crush? Come on man! That would be so boring!

Like who, for example? Tell me 'cause I really want to know. I do hope we have the most pure and epic friendship, I'd go around telling people Chris Pratt is my best friend and they wouldn't believe me. Yeah, you're such a heartbreaker, unbelievable. I still can't believe you have a crush on your grandpa, like -- why? Stop. Why not Ryan Gosling? I don't know, he's everyone's crush, he's my crush as well, he’s my daughter’s crush, the competition is real. Why would that be boring? It would be freaking adorable, let me live.

[kaimoelln]

James Rodríguez and Javi Martínez | Goal Celebration | Bayern München v Hertha BSC | Bundesliga | 23 February 2019

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vcronicam‌:

oh no you weren’t complaining, i was just saying that i can’t help but be polite after every compliment. i’ll try not to thank you so much. aw stop it, i try to be, i mean i actually am genuinely sweet, so i’m not really trying? well i actually think you’re more than just cute, but i don’t want to come off as creepy. yeah she used to be obsessed with him, i’m pretty sure she still has a liking toward him. i bet she’d be excited to meet him too if we ever come to germany to see you. ah i wish, i’d be back on a flight out there, but sadly we have to be in florida soon for playlist live in orlando. i wish you could come to that. you don’t mind? i mean i wouldn’t mind having your jersey specifically but only if you’re sure. you should come out here, if you have time obviously because it’d be nice to see you in person. you can always count on me, i will be there take care of you. just don’t get into a fight while you’re in germany cause then we’d have an issue with me taking care of you. oh i do, i care about my happiness the most and if i’m happy with someone, then i’m genuinely happy. that’s true, it’s just upsetting when they get upset at me for not being with who they want me to be with. you are in my life forever and you can’t leave because well you’re stuck with me now. no going back. i don’t ever want to stop talking to you. no you could never bother me, i’d text you back pretty quick and almost always, i just hope i’m not bothering you cause i know you’re busy yourself.

Oh damn, you're so cute, I want to cuddle you and never let you go. Tell me everything you're thinking, you're not going to come off as creepy, I promise. Aren't we all obsessed with Cristiano? He's such a great guy, I love him. Well, babe, I don't want to ruin Nessa's happiness, but I don't play with Cristiano anymore, he's playing for Juventus, so you'd find him in Italy. I know you're busy. Yeah, I'm 100% positive, I want you to have my jersey, I really do. Where? In LA? I think I can visit you for a few days, if you'll have me. It's going to be great to see you and spend some time with you. Always? Are you sure? I promise I won't get into a fight. I almost never get into a fight, to be honest, I'm too nice to people. Well, they're not even supposed to get upset, they're supposed to be happy for you and they should respect you -- they'll end up liking the person you're dating eventually. I don't mind being stuck with you, if anything, I'm feeling luck as fuck now. Hey, that'd be great. I can't wait to spend all of my day texting you and if I don't reply pretty quick, it's because I'm training or playing a game, but I promise to text you, especially because I've been thinking about you a lot lately, that's weird, isn't it? Damnit, suddenly, I'm the creepy one.

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vcronicam‌:

no i understand, it’s just a habit and the compliments are so sweet, it’s hard not to say thank you. awww you’re so cute, i wouldn’t mind being protected by you. i can understand why you’re hers. she used to love cristiano ronaldo, if you watch some of our videos you’ll see a few parts where she mentions him. neymar is a good one, i’ve heard people love him too. yeah i have, it’s comfy and i like the color. yeah but i don’t think we’ll be going any time soon, but i’d love to have a personal jersey of yours, that’s if you’re sure on giving it to me. i wouldn’t want to take that away from you. yeah she might be a little bit, not gonna lie, but i’m sure she’ll get over it. we’ve been there a couple of times now, i always want to stay longer, but sadly our youtube career is calling out for us back here in la. you’re sweet, but if he throws a punch at you, i’ll make sure to take real good care of you. i do try to ignore them then they wonder why i hide my relationships from them and want me to tell them my whole life story. they care about my happiness, they just get disappointed if it’s with someone they don’t want me with. can i please keep you in my life forever? cause right now it’s like i don’t want to stop talking to you. you do? aw that’s sweet of you. please text me a lot unless you’re busy i’ll understand you not texting. 

Alright, alright, I'm not going to complain if you keep thanking me, you're just too sweet. You think I'm cute? Thank you! Yeah, I've seen her talking about Cristiano Ronaldo, he's a good friend of mine. Neymar is also my friend and he's such a fun guy to be around. Really? Damn, I thought you'd say you were flying out to Germany right about now to see me, but I understand how busy you are. I'll definitely give you my jersey, I have a lot of them, don't worry about it. I think I've been in LA once or twice and that's about it, I never spend a long time there. Alright, I'm counting on you, maybe I'll let him punch me because why the fuck not, having you taking care of me would be great. Well, but you should care about your happiness first, do what you think it's right, and if they don't understand you, then they're not your real fans. You should keep me in your life forever, that'd be great, I'd have the time of my life. Then never stop talking to me, babe. Yeah, I do. I will text you a lot, I just don't want to bother you if you're too busy for me.

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vcronicam‌:

i’m sorry i’ll try not to thank you all the time. it’s a habit of mine i guess.whenever i get a compliment i have to thank the person many many times. but i’ll do my best not to thank you anymore. at least until necessary. th– ah well that’s nice of you to say, we’re both pretty sweet if i’m being honest, there’s no bad bone in our bodies. but you’re really good looking, i can understand why nessa has you for her favorite player, not gonna lie, i’ve stole the jersey she has of yours and worn it to bed a few times. — not sure why i just said that, but i guess now you know. you are an important person.. i mean to someone you could be. we’d love to go to germany, we went to london just this past weekend and it was so great, wish we could have stayed longer, but la was calling us for more work. that’s hot… just imagining you not letting him punch you. well i’d feel bad if you got punched, but at the same time i wouldn’t mind taking care of you. well when i like someone that they don’t like me with or don’t ship me with, or i’m not with someone they ship me with, they get really angry and upset about it.. and it makes me upset because i can’t have a relationship without having to worry about some of my fans getting that way. no i don’t think you’re lame. ahh you’re seriously making my cheeks turn red. it depends on what we film, if it’s a skit it takes a few days, if it’s a sit down video it’ll take a few hours. i would like that actually.. having you text me a bunch of times, no i would never. i don’t block or get tired of people. 

There's no need to be sorry, I just think it must be exhausting to keep thanking me whenever I compliment you. I know, I want to protect you and Nessa forever and ever, to be honest. Thank you! I'm always a bit shocked when people has me as their favorite football player 'cause you know, there's Cristiano Ronaldo, Messi and even Neymar Jr out there and yet they pick me as their favorite. You have? That's so cute! I would like to see you wearing my jersey. You know what? Whenever you come to Germany, I'm going to give you my jersey so you don't have to steal Nessa's anymore. Do you think your sister is going to be jealous? Because I could get her one as well. London is a great place. I always try to go to the UK to visit my boy Marcus from time to time. Well, I wouldn't mind getting into a fight with him, he needs to know you're worth it. I think we should just ignore them, you know? As long as we're happy, they need to know they can't control us most of the time. If you don't think I'm lame, I'm going to keep you for a very long time. You just have to be really patient to film it all and edit everything, I admire you, I really do. You would? Good, expect a lot of texts from now on, Roni.

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hqreinhart‌:

Right? That’s what I’ve been saying. He’s missing out on one incredible girl, let me tell ya. His loss, am I right? You make a good point but I’m quite the dreamer. Ya think so? I like the sound of that. I don’t know about needing to be protected, I’m Cinderella, I’ll rescue myself. But I do like being called an angel.

I'm still trying to understand why he's not paying attention on you, do you want me to have a conversation with him? Because I will. Or y'know, I could just ask him if he's blind or something like that. Of course I do. We're not going to protect you, then, go ahead, Cinderella, rescue yourself. Lili Angel Reinhart, that's you from now on.

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zaynism‌:

hmm, so you’re angry at mila because she’s married and in love with someone who she has a family with. did i get that correct or should i clean my ears out a bit? i’m zayn, nice to meet you, bro.

I'm not really angry at anyone, I was just thinking out loud, wishing I could be Ashton Kutcher, y'know? Nice to meet you, too, Zayn. I'm a big fan.

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jayacks‌:

i’m highly disappointed that this wasn’t about me. i mean, for a second i was like ‘he’s going to say my name, he’s going to say my name!’ then.. nope. you had to break my heart with Mila Kunis. who isn’t as pretty as i am, just so you know.

Jensen, you're always going to be my number one, the love of my life, the reason why I breathe, the reason why I still believe -- you are my destiny, Jai-Ho. Forget about Mila Kunis, who's Mila Kunis? I don't know. I love you way too much to let you go.

[sportsmancrush]

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vcronicam‌:

oh that’s so sweet of you, thank you. look at you, out here throwing out so many compliments toward me and i haven’t complimented you. i do yeah, but not as good as my sister. we do sing, but i think she has a better voice than i do, but that’s just me. i will, she will die because i’m talking to you. but i think i’m going to have to start watching, maybe you can make it two so i can go with nessa. no need to apologize, it was for the best and i think i’m better off being friends with him. no please don’t do that, i wouldn’t want you to get hurt or have him punch you. but if that were to happen, i’d happily take care of you for fighting my honor. i don’t mind if they ship you with me either, but my fans can get pretty crazy when it comes to shipping me with other guys. you’re such a sweet guy already, i believe it all. me awesome? i think that’s more you than me. ah stop it i’m going to definitely turn into a tomato. we’ve been doing this for a good few years so we’re already used to it. uh yeah sure, i’d be happy to give you my number but.. you know.. you can text me when you’re not only sad.. we could text more than just when you’re sad.

I don't even know how many times you've said 'thank you' to me, that's way too damn funny. Seriously, stop thanking me, there's no need to thank me all of the time, I promise. Also, there's no need to compliment me. Really? I think you both are great. Oh, stop, I'm starting to think I'm such a important person and I'm not. I can definitely make it two, it's going to be great to see you! You girls would have to fly to Germany, though. I wouldn't get hurt, he wouldn't even have the chance to punch me, I wouldn't let him. You see, now I suddenly want him to punch me just to have you taking care of me. Define: crazy, what do they do? Well, mine get really jealous so you'd probably get a whole lot of hate and I don't want that to happen, they think they own me, it's a bit weird. Yeah, you, and no, I'm just lame as fuck, you'll see. It's not my fault if you look cute all the time. I wouldn't have the patience to film something and post it and then have to think of something else and post it on the other week, I would be the worst YouTuber in the world. Alright, I'll text you a bunch of times, probably until you get tired of me and block me.

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mahcusrashfcrd‌:

not going to lie, it wrecked me a little bit when that girl off of nickelodeon didn’t reply to one of my five thousand emails. even attached videos of me doing kick ups for her, the crush was real. can’t say i go through the same blind rage now that i did when i was ten though. mila? ain’t she old?

Are you talking about Victoria Justice? Miranda Cosgrove? What's happening? Did you have a crush on Carly from iCarly? I'm ready to make fun of you for the rest of my damn life. Dude, I'm sure as hell she was probably thinking you were obsessed with her, you were doing everything wrong. I don't know, is she? She's still attractive, give me a break, Marcus.