[rathayibacter]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

[flipchild]

Didn't pay my dark bill so the power company shut my lights on

[tonyzaret]

[stinkbrat]

How Marvel thinks teens talk: Oh crud, this is sooooo not #woke

How teens actually talk: Gun to your head would you rather fuck Piccolo or Vegeta

[sonic-justice-real-for]

[judgedarts]

kira yoshikage...💥!!

[tatzelwurming]

i’m being contacted by paladins to get me to vote

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

from a thread about cheese

[outofcontextdiscord]

[nearlycliffx]

i love him so so much 😭

[heedra]

we all talk a big game on here but the honest truth at the end of the day is that if i saw slenderman i would be really scared

[cannibalchicken]

[akesi-waso-deactivated20231117]

my fav

[oliviawebsite]

job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

[everythingfox]

[acadiel2440]

[120-cell]

[t4timekeeper]

pizza night is cancelled on account of the

[t4timekeeper]

picked him up and put him on the floor and he jumped right back on

[t4timekeeper]

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKES

[t4timekeeper]

defeat.

[littleguysdaily]

[inthesensethat]

[yonq228]

haiiiii ^_^ hi!! hiiiiii <3 haiiiiii hii :3 Illumi

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