James Fitzjames

Commander aboard HMS Erebus. Very qualified.

[jamiefitzjamie]

Another night in the arctic, another chapter of pride and prejudice. Thank god for fire and this satin slip dress. Goodnight all. X

[jamiefitzjamie]

My dear, Fitzjamie.

As my fellow captain (and, I hope, as my friend) I have come to you to ask… would you officiate my wedding?

:) smile face

…As my equal in rank I should think the duty would fall to you. Besides, I… I would like you to be there.

Yours in fleeting bachelorhood (haha little joke. I’m just so happy)

Francis

Dearest Francis,

It would please me to officiate your wedding, I’m honoured to be part of such an important event in your life, Francis.

It warms my heart to know that… someone said yes. Here’s to your long and fruitful union - however long it may last in these barren, ice entrapped vessels - and may Mr Jopson continue to serve you as a wife as well as he has as a steward.

I’m happy to accept your offer, congratulations once again,

Yours,

JFJ

[jamiefitzjamie]

As it is the Christmas season (and Mr. Goodsir won't let me leave until I do so) I'd like to apologize for threatening you and calling your ass flat. I'm sure it is a most acceptable roundness

as you should!! Thank you, Anon, for coming to your senses.

[jamiefitzjamie]

Hello, Commander. I have for you, a little poodle! I carved it myself :)

@drbestsir

I wasn’t aware of all the talent on Erebus, oh my, thank you Doctor. It’s truly adorable, on my shelf it shall stay. Its name is Harry.

Merry Christmas, doctor! Xx

[jamiefitzjamie]

🎄Merry Christmas Captain Fitzjames!!🎄

I made it myself, though I feel I took so long on it any other present I'll most likely scrounge up for anyone else might not be as nice. I hope you like it.

oh my goodness, I haven’t the words to express my gratitude, Asleepmottley, dearest, I’m truly honoured. It’s gorgeous, the craftsmanship is inspired. You shouldn’t have!

It will have a special place in my cabin and I will treat it with the upmost care and respect. An embrace is my gift to you.

Thank you once more, may you have a blessed Christmas. Xx

[sirjohnfranklin]

Every man on Erebus is an elf to me

[the-peach-anon]

Especially @jamiefitzjamie I imagine

[jamiefitzjamie]

WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

[jamiefitzjamie]

Miss Fitzjamie,

I have so many questions about gender, may I please come over for tea at some point?

@ej-helpman

Yes, dear Helpman.

I am willing to do my best to clear things up for you, I wish you the best in your self discovery.

I’ll be looking forward to it,

JFJ

[ej-helpman]

Thank you so much! So here's my question list...

I liked being referred to with feminine terms, but what if it was just in a sexual that specific context?

Will I have to give up sailing after this expedition and settle down with a husband? I don't want to give up the sea

How do I genuinely, truely know, that I will be happier as a girl?

Oh well I think I'll start with that for now...

[jamiefitzjamie]

Well, Dear Helpman, it seems, based on your first question that your affliction lies not with gender but with your unexplored… freakish preferences.

Secondly, evident as my place as commander, you will not be forced to leave the expedition (however this will take some convincing of Sir John)

And third, that is only something you will know.

Hope this helped,

JFJ

[jamiefitzjamie]

Just like your bullet wounds, as the scurvy ravages you, I'm afraid I will not be going anywhere, so long as people need my peaches.

(Staring at your flat ass) Though, some peach-related problems are woefully out of my control

Just perfect.

Goodness, my, er, peaches, so to speak, are perfectly normal and as round as they need be. There are many that can attest to this, thank you very much!

[jamiefitzjamie]

It's time for my grand return. Be honored, Miss Fitzjames, that I have chosen you to bring in a new era of pitted doom.

PEACH ATTACK!!!!! 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

I THOUGHT WE’D SEEN THE LAST OF YOU!!!!

[jamiefitzjamie]

Miss Fitzjamie,

I have so many questions about gender, may I please come over for tea at some point?

@ej-helpman

Yes, dear Helpman.

I am willing to do my best to clear things up for you, I wish you the best in your self discovery.

I’ll be looking forward to it,

JFJ

[jamiefitzjamie]

Hey Captain,

How does one become a girl? Asking for a friend btw

@ej-helpman

One must recognize there is no becoming; you ARE a girl. Be free, ms Helpman.

Xx

[franciscrozierofficial]

Good day, Francis

I’m aware you’re unwell, as it were, but I was wondering if you would mind my visiting HMS Terror. I feel it’s due time that I check in with you, dear man.

Best,

JFJ

Dear @jamiefitzjamie.

I would not mind that.

Make your way to Terror anytime you wish. I do not think you will find me very good company though. Even if we are due for a check in.

I look Look forward to seeing you. It’s been too long. Can hardly remember your sniper story ha ha

Your fri Yours,

Cpt. Francis Crozier

[jamiefitzjamie]

Well, in that case, allow me to begin my tread. Now, you know very well I’d take the opportunity to remind you every detail of that tale, but I believe it’s high time you spoke a little bit of yourself.

I’ll see you very soon, Francis

X

[jamiefitzjamie]

(Taking another sip) you know, all I’m saying is that it’s a shame that my salacious nature is going to waste. And to think.. and to think hedoent wan me.. (hiccup) If the world is spinning why am i so still

[jamiefitzjamie]

Pro Nouns ?

I agree completely.

[john--ross]

I'm anti nouns

[jamiefitzjamie]

Oh how my heart aches on your behalf, admiral

[jamiefitzjamie]

Pro Nouns ?

I agree completely.

[jamiefitzjamie]

Re: your last post (“explode both these vessels”)

Is someone jealous? 😇

This aged quite poorly

[jamiefitzjamie]

pssst. Crozier and Jopson broke up.

just thought u might want to know, Cap’n ;)

So I’ve heard. By that I mean I’ve heard the captain crying and throwing up when I briefly visited terror.

also don’t wink at me, you sly thing! Ive no such intentions.

(fixing hair and rouging lips) no such intentions at all.