Sir John Franklin

Mm. Yes, welcome to my Tumblr, warm welcomes

[sirjohnfranklin]

death is a social construct

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Daddy’s home

[sirjohnfranklin]

Merry Christmas Sir John!

I have fashioned some sort of lid for the ice hole so you don't have to keep falling down it all the time. Unless you of course want to but then that's no longer my problem

@edmundwhore

Huzzah!!! Thank you, Edmund, truly a gracious gift

Contrary to popular sentiment, I DO NOT enjoy the hole.

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Hello, Sir John. I carved you a new leg. It is, unfortunately, very small.

BEAUTIFUL. ITS GORGEOUS. THANK YOU

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grooming my new beard and sleighing

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Every man on Erebus is an elf to me

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Well well if it isnt sir gay faglin, captain of ship Erecunt

HELLO👋

[john--ross]

OLD MAN ORGY HAPPENING NOW IN SIR JOHN'S CABIN COME ONE COME ALL

@sirjohnfranklin @drstephenstanley you better be there or I'll eat your cocks for breakfast tomorrow

[drstephenstanley]

theres been an outage

[john--ross]

What are you talking about come to the fucking orgy

[drstephenstanley]

its pitch black i can hear . something

[john--ross]

Are you coming tonight or do we have to postpone the orgy

[sirjohnfranklin]

I never consented to this

[sirjohnfranklin]

Hey sir john i see you have escaped my peach curse

Long needed update: the peach pit I consumed no longer grows peaches. What have you to say about this

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walking in cold in the cold in the cold in cold

I’m walking in the cold, on this mountain I’m cold

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NO WANKING FOR 2 WEEKS

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Hashtag missing my monkey

[littlefreakingmonkeynamedjacko]

Hullo papa!

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Ah!!! Jacko!!!! 😚😚🤲🤲🤲

[sirjohnfranklin]

do NOT let the surgeon cook🗣️

[sirjohnfranklin]

How to reattach fallen appendages

Google pls I need this

[drstephenstanley]

glou gun

[sirjohnfranklin]

There are no outages here!

[drstephenstanley]

outage my poutage sir jimmy !

[sirjohnfranklin]

there has been an outage.

[sirjohnfranklin]

Hashtag missing my monkey

[sirjohnfranklin]

How to reattach fallen appendages

Google pls I need this

[drstephenstanley]

glou gun

[sirjohnfranklin]

There are no outages here!

[sirjohnfranklin]

How to reattach fallen appendages

Google pls I need this