Jamie Lisa Ann

23 - Canada - Single - Mommy

[eggowaffles]

[cyberho]

das right bitch step ur motherf*cking christmas card game up 

[joli--coeur]

reminder:

slow growth is still growth.

be patient.

you will bloom gracefully. and on time.

— k.e.

[aliofbabylon-deactivated2023020]

[mae0x]

i need someone who wants to stay through the parts that aren’t pretty

[thecommonchick]

OMG! 😂

[queenholocene-deactivated202211]

you know you're a 90s kid when your vaccinations were mandatory and no one in your class got measles

[babyanimalgifs]

Dog snaps

via @animalsnaps​

[stimman4000]

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[aquatixwitch]

What the fuk.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

girl WHAT

[mcavoy]

[gahdamnpunk]

[minalovebot]

[stolentweets]

[garkgatiss]

#have you seem michelles arms #she dont need no help carrying a mini fridge 

[ericgeller]

omg

[wallofdis]

I can’t find the video but he told a really funny story about how Michelle and the girls were like a military operation decorating the room and he was standing there useless so they told him to put an Ikea lamp together and he completely fucked it up.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.

[slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de]

NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

[churchyardgrim]

WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN

OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKED FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS

INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WE’RE NOT HORSES

[stephendann]

“In conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought ‘Well, that bastard’s got it rough, this ain’t so bad’“

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via 341913)

[mooglemain]

[teagal-deactivated20230729]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[ruinedchildhood]

Me as a parent