THE JAMIE

He/they/she (23) What I’m working on!: Pirates of The Never Ending Sea Nsfw, MDNI Asks are always open

[jamietamonwrites]

So there’s been a change, thought about doing a gender reveal but that might have been too silly.

Point is, no gender, too much gender, whatever doesn’t matter. I feel feminine, and I feel masculine, and I feel nothing at all.

And my name didn’t reflect that.

So I’m… Jamie? I like it, it feels good. Call me Jay, or Jamie, or whatever.

I’ll probably still publish as Rick Tamon, though.

But the show must go on, so this is replacing my pinned.

I write a lot of books, nine actually. Naming them is exhausting, so I’m not going to, but what I’m actively working on will be pretty obvious.

Thank you all for being here, and I’m glad to be back.

Short stories master posts:

ARCHFELL a fun little story about an investigation into an unknown experiment (ongoing)

Looking for more? Check back soon!

[jamietamonwrites]

The best part of b99 5x14 “the box” is the cold open because WHY is Holt spelling his name out to his husband

[jamietamonwrites]

How does signing up to ao3 actually work? Im trying to write some fan fiction and I don’t understand what’s happening

[mk-writes-stuff]

Ao3 works on an “invites” system (the name makes more sense when you remember users used to be able to invite each other, but they removed that)

They only want to add so many users a day, probably for load reasons. So you give them your email, they put you on a list, and when they have a slot (and they make a few thousand new slots every day I think) they send you an invite link to make your account. Once you’ve done that, you have a full account you can post with

Hope that helps?

[jamietamonwrites]

Thank you it was, in fact, helpful

[jamietamonwrites]

How does signing up to ao3 actually work? Im trying to write some fan fiction and I don’t understand what’s happening

[jamietamonwrites]

Just drew an entire diagram for how the claw system works on a ship for Pirates of The Never Ending Sea and showed my mom because I had been working on it for over an hour and she said

“Yeah, but I guess I just don’t understand why it’s not like an anchor, just something you throw over the side?”

And you know what? Yeah she’s right

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There’s a dangerously low amount of Emily based fics on ao3 I might have to take matters into my own hands

[jamietamonwrites]

I don’t LIKE IT

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I am dangerously under caffeinated today

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Sometimes I forget what tumblrs all about and start caring about my following count

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Hi here’s an excerpt from a story I thought of during my break called Beasts Of Burden goodbye I’ll explain if anyone asks byeeeeee

“Almost done.” The man was taller than most, though everyone towered over Priya’s three inch frame since the towers closed. “Keep your wings still.”

She was having a harder time than usual with that, most days people didn’t even seem to see her, besides the usual hunter. But today he did, and was touching her wings with a gentleness that almost seemed to tickle.

“You’re quite gentle for a man they call The Wolf,” Priya said softly, trying to calm herself. Typically those who saw her wanted her in a cage, but the Wolf had shown no interest in doing such a thing, only in repairing her.

“Wolves can be gentle,” said the man as he tightened the thinnest piece of fabric around her small wing. “When they have to be.”

[jamietamonwrites]

Ai can never replace me because ai simply cannot write Let’s Steal a Planet! the way I can because I’m simply too cool

[jamietamonwrites]

The only way to accurately do a Stardew valley movie without upsetting a single person is that you can’t btw

The best possible option is to do it set before the farmer even arrives, so that nobody’s vision of the “perfect farmer” doesn’t have to change

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God, I used to suck

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I loveeeee when one of my favorite music artists of all time uses ai in his music videos and then admits to it with a half assed explanation I loveeeeee that

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“It was an experiment” buddy I didn’t need to use ai as an experiment to know ai is inherently evil just say you wanted to use it and got caught

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I loveeeee when one of my favorite music artists of all time uses ai in his music videos and then admits to it with a half assed explanation I loveeeeee that

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“I’m happy I learned what I wanted to learn” okay dude bye bye

[jamietamonwrites]

I loveeeee when one of my favorite music artists of all time uses ai in his music videos and then admits to it with a half assed explanation I loveeeeee that

[jamietamonwrites]

Oh btw fun fact we are literally never going to have a normal day again, like it’s never going to happen. You want the president to say something normal? Too bad, you want the weather the be okay and better than yesterday? Fuck you, actually.

We will never have a normal day, and because of this, stop trying to be normal. If you want to be unhinged, do it. There’s no point in being normal anymore